Chapter 174 - The Mountain Doesnt Come to Me, But I Can Mediate (2/2)
“How could such a thing happen?” Zhou Yuan was a little tempted, but he was still uncertain and asked, “I didn’t see this kind of the plots in the online novel I read. Is it a way only for the minority to get rich, or‒a secret way? So, it’s covered up?”
“Ah, cover up what!” Liu Shuai was almost laughing to death because of Zhou Yuan’s serious attitude. “That’s because the website you look through is different from what Liu Shuai does. Maybe it’s just not popular on the website you like. But on some websites…” Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at each other and smiled with understanding. “I’m afraid that this way of getting rich has become a well-known secret.”
“What are we waiting for? Let’s hurry!” When Zhou Yuan heard of this good thing, he jumped up quickly, but he saw that Hao Ning and Liu Shuai were calm and not excited at all. “Why aren’t you excited?”
“Wow~ good idea~” Hao Ning faked a smile and gave Xiao Hong a thumb up. “Thanks to you, you can come up with a good way to make a fortune overnight. Ha ha.”
“You?” Xiao Hong saw Hao Ning and Liu Shuai were lethargy after Zhou Yuan’s joke and felt strange. He touched their foreheads, “It’s strange. You are not invaded by exogenous evil. Why are you so lethargy? My body has recovered. You are still so spiritless. Was it because yesterday you spent too much energy and your Yang Qi was damaged? I am an Innate Fire Spirit. Do you want me to use pure Yang Qi to help you make up for it?”
“Ouch, no, no!” Liu Shuai had not spoken yet. Hao Ning jumped up as if he had been bitten by a snake. Make up for it with Xiao Hong’s pure Yang Qi? He did not know how to make up for it. He quickly told the truth, ” Xiao Hong, stone speculation is only a method in novels. Are you really convinced? How could there be real stone speculation!”
“You know only one thing about this, Brother Hao Ning,” Xiao Hong suddenly realized that Hao Ning was worried about this matter. “Other subjects may be made up, but the matter of stone speculation is indeed real. Although it is not as exaggerated as the novel says, there is still the possibility of making some money. I calculated it. If we operate well, these tens of millions would not be a problem.”
“But we are not like those characters in the novel who have those special skills…” Hao Ning yawned. As soon as he said that, he immediately realized that, and said with surprise, “Yes! We have so many gods. Xiao Hong, you can use your power and see what is inside the stone in a minute. Haha, we are going to make a fortune! You really got this, Xiao Hong!”
“Well… I can’t do these things,” Xiao Hong’s face turned a little red. He scratched the back of his head and laughed embarrassingly. “We can only see if someone else has this ability.”
“Why?” Hao Ning felt like eating crayfish and suddenly feeling the sand in the meat. He was a little upset. “Did you use too much energy yesterday? Shall we go later?”
“Well, as Sudhana under the seat of Avalokitesvara, you can’t do these things by yourself, can you?” Liu Shuai guessed. Seeing that Xiao Hong nodded at once and he knew why.
Xiao Hong explained, “God’s involvement in such things has huge karma, and if it comes to me, it would probably be more dangerous. This is what Big Brother Zhang taught me. So, I can only make suggestions on this matter…”
“Otherwise, Nezha?” Hao Ning’s tentative proposal was negated by himself the moment after he said it, “No, no. Yesterday, his reaction showed that he will not do such a thing. Or…”
“Zhou Yuan?” Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan with an obscene smile, rubbing their hands and licking their lips. “You’re a god. Or can you do that?”
“I, I… What are you going to do? I’m still a child‒I’m still a young god. “Zhou Yuan’s face was tense at that time, and he didn’t look like a moment god at all. “Well, I can’t. My main power is “hypocrisy, kindness, and beauty. You can’t also force me to make fake jadeite to deceive people!”
“It’s not the first time for you to deceive people!” When Hao Ning saw Zhou Yuan’s pretended morality, he was rather disdainful. “Your virtualized reality, your bicycle-riding Maserati, and that…”
“That’s not the same. He can only mix the spurious with the genuine, which can’t make out real money,” Xiao Hong shook his head. “Besides, when it comes to such a large amount of money, Zhou Yuan will suffer a lot of karma.”
“What about that!” Hao Ning slumped into his chair. “Isn’t that just bullshit?”
“Not really,” Xiao Hong looked at Hao Ning with a weird smile. “Don’t we have you?”
“Me? How can I have such power!” Hao Ning jumped up from his chair, stood up and breathed out and said, “You are afraid of karma. Am I not afraid?”
“Ha-ha,” Liu Shuai said disapprovingly, “you’re really panting when people say you’re fat! Xiao Hong and Nezha are gods, entangled the incense of hundreds of millions of believers. Once entangled with karma, the problem is very big. You are just a mortal, and no one holds the belief in you, and you can’t practice the power. What karma do you fear? B*tch! You can only borrow art. Do you think of yourself as a real God?”
“You, you, you!” Hao Ning was suddenly satirized by Liu Shuai. His face was turning from red to white. He was about to raise his hand angrily. Liu Shuai’s attitude immediately turned soft. He flattered and said, “This is an appraisement! I mean, karma doesn’t work that much for you. You can still borrow other people’s power. It’s not innate‒It’s not God, but it’s better than God? Right, Xiao Hong!”
With that, he hurriedly pulled Xiao Hong’s clothes. Xiao Hong ignored Liu Shuai’s dilemma and stroked his hand and laughed, “Yes, Brother Hao Ning, you can borrow art!”
“Borrow it from whom?” Hao Ning probably understood Xiao Hong and Liu Shuai’s meaning but thought that Liu Shuai had a ready tongue recently. Was it the moistening of love?
“You can borrow from whomever you want!” Xiao Hong’s big eyes are almost laughing in a line. “You can borrow mine!”
“Aren’t you afraid of karma?” Hao Ning was confused. About this God-related thing, his reaction seemed to be a little slow. Fortunately, he can’t practice power. Otherwise, he would be the dumbest one in the realm of gods.
“Of course, there would be karma if he uses the power by himself,” Liu Shuai understood at that time, embracing fist towards Xiao Hong to show his admiration. “But if you borrow his art, Xiao Hong would be innocent whatever you do. It’s like Xiao Hong has a gun. If Xiao Hong himself uses a gun to hurt someone, he will be punished. But if you steal his gun‒I mean borrow‒then whatever you do, it will have nothing to do with Xiao Hong!”
“Nonsense,” Hao Ning understood and refuted, “don’t you know that people will be responsible for losing a gun in our fair and rigorous public security system?”
“What’s wrong with you?” Zhou Yuan blinked his eyes and looked at Hao Ning. “I understand. How come you are so smart that you don’t understand?”
“He was born with no magic power wisdom, and he reacted very quickly to mortal things,” Liu Shuai said solemnly to Zhou Yuan. “But it will take a long time if you don’t chop and chew the information up and feed it to him. So, it would take a long time for him to understand and digest it by himself.”
“You’re nauseous. Chopped and chewed and fed to me?” Hao Ning retorted without any confidence but had to admit that Liu Shuai’s words were true. “You can say it directly. Don’t use so many nauseous metaphors.”
“That was just a metaphor. And before you, where did the thing that the power was borrowed come up?” Liu Shuai took a sip of water. “Karma is not a rule made by man, but the set of rules you said is made by man. Well, take a particularly inappropriate example for your understanding. If Xiao Hong pointed the gun directly at the victim, the victim would know that Xiao Hong did it, which is called karma. But if you pointed Xiao Hong’s gun at the victim, the victim would not know that the gun was Xiao Hong’s at all. Karma would have loopholes here. And it will be connected to Xiao Hong‒of course, if someone makes a rule for gods that Xiao Hong who borrows the power to you will bear the consequences with you, Xiao Hong will also be punished. But this punishment is not because of karma, but…”
“But a man-made punishment, isn’t it?” Hao Ning responded, laughing and applauding. “But there’s no such person at all, so Xiao Hong will be all right. I can still borrow Xiao Hong’s art. I would understand earlier if said so before!”
Everything seemed to make sense. Hao Ning hit Xiao Hong excitedly right on his arm. Xiao Hong’s face turned red and did not speak. Hao Ning knew immediately that he had done something wrong again.
“It’s all because I just listened to Lele’s suggestion. It’s nothing to do with Xiao Hong’s buttocks. I’m such a fool!” Hao Ning complained in his heart, but he pretended not seeing the expression of Xiao Hong. He smiled frankly and said, “Xiao Hong, you are really smart!”