Chapter 173 - Innocent Man, Absurd Marriage (2/2)

Looking back, Lele was still urging him. Hao Ning scratched his head and thought for a while before he came up with an idea. He deliberately greeted them in a mean way and said, “Hey, you guys are eating without me!” With a joke, Xiao Hong hit Xiao Hong on the buttock with a “bang”, which was loud enough to be heard and seen by Sister Li, who passed by for the nineteenth time.

Who was Xiao Hong? Except for Avalokitesvara, who else did beat him? Hao Ning’s beat was heavy and loud. Xiao Hong could not help crying out “ah”. This voice was loud first and then went small. At last, Xiao Hong realized that he could not shout in the company. He put his voice back into his trachea fiercely. Xiao Hong sounded like he was holding back the pain, but from Sister Li’s view, it was a delicate voice!

“Plop!” With a loud sound, Sister Li fell on the ground directly because of excitement. Liu Shuai and these guys turned around and saw Sister Li blushing as if she had been about to shed nosebleeds. She smiled at some people with embarrassment and ran to the toilet with her nose covered.

“What’s wrong with her?” Zhou Yuan didn’t have time to react and asked.

“It’s all right. She ate too much Thousand-Year Ginseng.” Hao Ning happily looked back at Sister Li. “Her nose may be going to bleed for a whole day.”

“I… I’m going to the bathroom.” Xiao Hong blushed for some reason. He watched Hao Ning without speaking and ran to the bathroom.

“What’s wrong with him?” Hao Ning saw that Xiao Hong acting so weird, “If he is not feeling well, why did he talk to you for so long?”

“I think you should care about your troubles first.” Liu Shuai choked with laughter.

“What’s wrong with me?” Hao Ning wondered if Liu Shuai also knew about the strange things happened in his living room last night. Should not it be? He planned to come and discuss it with you today, but it wasn’t said yet. How could they possibly know?

“It’s said that…” Liu Shuai was preparing to say. Who knew that he looked around again, seeing nobody paying attention to them, and whispered, “I just heard from others. If I’m wrong, you won’t blame me.”

“Oh, I see,” Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai somehow angrily, and this young man learned to keep people guessing. “Speak quickly. Don’t talk nonsense.”

“Do you know that Xiao Hong’s parents, Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan?” Liu Shuai whispered with gossip on his face. “How did they get together?”

“No, but I do know how they separated,” Hao Ning said with a smile. “It is said that there was the other girl named Jade Faced Fox…”

“Don’t talk about these useless things,” Liu Shuai continued when he saw that Hao Ning was still not serious. “I’ll tell you. If something bad happens afterward, don’t say that I didn’t remind you.”

“What bad things?” Only then did Hao Ning gradually become serious.

“It is said that both the Jade Faced Fox and the Princess Iron Fan both did the same thing to the Bull Demon King before they got the heart of him.” Liu Shuai’s face was mysterious, and Zhou Yuan was stunned as a listener. “That’s why the Bull Demon King loved the two ladies so much.”

“What’s the matter?” Though with a serious expression on his face, Hao Ning was amused by Liu Shuai’s solemn expression of gossip in the heart.

“They all patted the buttocks of the Bull!” After Liu Shuai finished speaking, he looked at Hao Ning with a strange expression and laughed.

Zhou Yuan understood and looked at Hao Ning with a grinning face.

“Ha ha ha ha, that’s the story! Interesting!” Hao Ning also couldn’t help laughing, and he laughed for a while before he found out that Zhou Yuan was laughing with sympathy for him, which made him feel bad. He carefully recalled Liu Shuai’s words and then thought of Xiao Hong’s strange and shy blush after he had just patted Xiao Hong’s buttock. He trembled, “No, is this hereditary?”

“It’s not heredity,” Liu Shuai said with a smile. “It may be the custom of the family. Maybe this custom is like a betrothal gift in their family. In other words, after all this time, have you heard of anyone who beat the butt of Hong Hai’er? Even when Zhang Chi Hang took over Hong Hai’er, he only whipped his body. Who beat his butt? So, there is such a rumor saying that never pat the Bull’s butt. A pat is for a lifetime! Ha-ha-ha.”

“Damn!” Hao Ning realized that Xiao Hong’s blushing face just now was not painful but bashful. Why did you act shily? Lele asked me to do it!

“Do you think we should sympathize with you or congratulate you?” Zhou Yuan just looked at Hao Ning with a sneer on his face. He was not gloating over Hao Ning’s misfortune, but happy about that Xiao Hong would not compete with him for women’s resources in the company at last.

“I… I, I,” Hao Ning blushed anxiously. “I’m innocent. Lele just asked me to put Xiao Hong’s ass…”

“So Lele is your matchmaker?” Liu Shuai bent down in laughter. “Should we call you Mrs. Hong or call Xiao Hong Mrs. Hao? We have to sort out the relationship between you two. Ha ha ha ha…”

“Get out of here!” Hao Ning choked Liu Shuai’s neck. “I’m a straight man. I only like women!”

“It’s all trivial things. Immortals are not divided into male and female.” Zhou Yuan was so happy to see Hao Ning’s nervous face and quoted the classic saying, “Is Avalokitesvara changing between men or women to save people? It’s not difficult for his disciples to change gender to save you. If you want, let Xiao Hong become a woman.”

“…Stop it!” Hao Ning pointed his little finger at Zhou Yuan. Zhou Yuan knew that it was the start of the “six-pulse excalibur”. He was so frightened that he quickly held back his expression and turned his serious face to Liu Shuai. He said, “Hey, Liu Shuai, don’t joke. What you said is just a rumor. Hao Ning is a straight man of iron and steel and won’t be tempted by the beauty of Xiao Hong.”

“Well, that’s better!” Hao Ning satisfactorily looked at that Zhou Yuan said words against his own will because of his “lewd authority”, but he always felt that Zhou Yuan’s words were strange.

“That is to say you admit that Xiao Hong is a beauty,” Liu Shuai wondered why he became so fierce when he made fun of Hao Ning. “But you are not tempted by his beauty for the time being?”

“Get out of here!” Hao Ning was angry, and then his eyes turned. He pointed two fingers to Liu Shuai’s waist. Then he smiled charmingly at Liu Shuai and pinched his throat and said, “You’re the one I like, handsome brother. Look at yourself. You are so bad. You can’t even wear your pants when you see me.”

With a sound “blah”, Liu Shuai’s belt buckle fell to the ground, and pants went loose and were about to fall to the ground.

Liu Shuai was quick-handed and hurried to hold up his pants. The smile on his face disappeared. He looked at Hao Ning embarrassingly. “Brother, I was just joking. How could you take off my pants with wuxiang-zhi?”

“It’s the six-pulse Excalibur. Because you were acting too mean!” Hao Ning revenged himself and added, “even meaner than me!”

Zhou Yuan grinned bitterly and said, “You really know yourself well…”

Liu Shuai was holding his pants and wanted to argue with him. And behind him came Xiao Hong’s voice, “Your belt buckled went off,” and said Xiao Hong picked up the belt buckle, with his hands gently exerting. The edge of the broken button seemed to be bonded with the original position in heat. Liu Shuai took the belt buckle and was burned slightly. He put it on the belt quickly and got it ready again.

“Brother Hao Ning,” Xiao Hong took a breath and looked at the table unnaturally. He didn’t look at Hao Ning, but said seriously, “I think I’m still young. I don’t want to think too much about personal issues for now. Let’s go on discussing how to get enough money to save Long Fei.”

“Well, I totally agree!” Hao Ning nodded, and after answering, the more he thought about it, the weirder it was. So, he turned to Xiao Hong and said, “Hey, I said, if you don’t consider your personal issues, what will it matter to me? Why did you explain it to me? You, you, you don’t really feel something special in me…”

“Oh, Brother Hao Ning, you don’t need to say it,” Xiao Hong resolutely looked at Hao Ning, with both hands grasping Hao Ning’s shoulder, and said gently, “I promise you, after the matter of Long Fei is resolved, I will give you a satisfactory answer!”

“What the f**king answer!” Hao Ning was totally mad. What was going on?

With this, Hao Ning suddenly felt that Xiao Hong was grabbing his shoulder was weird. He was about to break away. Xiao Hong looked at Xiao Hong earnestly and said gently, “Trust me!”

“Plop!” Sister Li just washed her face and came to “drink water” again. She saw this scene and fell to the ground for the twentieth time and never got up again.