Chapter 128 Romantic Boys Love (1/2)

Season Three Deceived by All Immortals

A few hours later, when Hao Ning and his friends were rushing to work at the company with huge ”panda eyes”－in fact, they could not have been late, but Zhou Yuan was not willing to take Liu Shuai and Hao Ning with him through his ”circle escape”. So, he complained that these two mortals were too heavy and consumed too much power. Liu Shuai and Hao Ning were hard nuts to crack either. As for Liu Shuai and Hao Ning, they thought that ”If I am late, you have to be late!” With these things in their minds, Zhou Yuan was forced by Liu Shuai and Hao Ning to take a taxi to the company together but caught up in a traffic jam in the morning peak. Therefore, he was more than half an hour late.

Fortunately, in order to prevent himself from being recorded, Zhou Yuan went so far as to ”change” the time of the punch-clocks machine. Liu Shuai and Hao Ning were so close to be late. Zhou Yuan could not help but sigh. As a new generation of gods, his power was used on such a thing. Even Hao Ning and Liu Shuai both laughed and boasted that he had such a good ability to do an ”inside job”.

After using the power of ”moment god”, Hao Ning and Liu Shuai did not bother to listen to Zhou Yuan's continued self-assertion. Although these two guys looked sleepy with their panda eyes, Zhou Yuan, who had the talent of ”hypocrisy, goodness and beauty”, was showing up with indescribable grace and charm and the aura of the moment god. With the exaggerated beauty effect around, Zhou Yuan came to the reception desk. He was thinking of handsomely saying hello to Lele, his little beautiful girl, but he couldn't find anyone, so did Hao Ning and Liu Shuai. It was a bit strange that Lele was quite professional as a receptionist who even rarely went to the toilet and almost in her position all the time. But today, Zhou Yuan waited for fifteen minutes and didn't see her, it was really weird.

”Don't we work today? Did I mistake the date? Or what holiday is it today?” Hao Ning talked to himself and looked at his cell phone, ”No, I'm not mistaken, and the company's lights are on, so it's impossible not to go to work?”

”Hey, Hao Ning, you see...” Zhou Yuan found that no one appreciated his ”slut” talent. After that, he gave a sign to Hao Ning to look around, ”Have you found anything strange?”

”What is strange...” Hao Ning stood up and looked around, and found that only the male colleagues were around. ”Where are those ladies? Is it Women's Day today? Or is it a holiday today?”

”Bullshit!” Liu Shuai laughed, ”Don't be silly. Is that Women's Day before New Year's Day? Now women are still girls. Wait until February 14 before they become a woman!”

Liu Shuai's words were obvious and obscure, even Hao Ning admired the power of love. After meeting Wen, Liu Shuai could also say this kind of ”you-know” dirty jokes.

”Of course, there isn't any woman in your heart now except Wen,” Hao Ning said, making fun of Liu Shuai, ”You have Wen in your whole heart. Oh, my dear Wen...darling...I am your Liu Shuai. I want to devote my entire essence and blood to you, and accompany you go through Women's Day after Valentine's Day...” Hao Ning said that in Liu Shuai's way.

”Hey, handsome guys, you are really...” Liu Shuai flushed with shame and was trying to stop Hao Ning from learning him, but there was a voice from Qili, who saw these guys after making a cup of tea. He wanted to say hello to Liu Shuai and praise for his early coming. However, after thinking that he had been working for a long time now, if said so, it might sound like a kind of irony. But the greeting had already been said, and couldn't be taken back, so he changed his words and said, ” Ah! You guys are coming together! That's incredible!”

That was a bad greeting! Hao Ning laughed at it secretly in heart. No one would praise others for coming together... But after all, he did come with Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan. It was not a mistake to say that, so he nodded with a smile and did not speak anymore.

”Of course, we slept together last night...” Liu Shuai was so sleepy and yawned, thinking about how much effort he had spent last night to wake up Hao Ning who was in a coma. Besides, he was carrying Hao Ning all the way and Hao Ning was extremely heavy. In addition, Liu Shuai hardly slept all night, and now he still had a backache. So, he stared at Hao Ning for blame, ”I was tossed by him all last night without sleeping, and now my waist is still aching!”

”Really? You stayed up all night? And tossed by him all night? Your waist is still aching...Wow! Amazing, buddy! You are really a strong man! How many times?” Qili stared significantly at Hao Ning with an ”I got it!”expression, bowed to Liu Shuai and said, ”Hey girl, How about this handsome buddy? Did he make you comfortable?”

”Sh*t! Qili, what are you talking about?” When Hao Ning heard it, he knew that Liu Shuai misunderstood Qili. It was obviously to save himself, but he turned it to a kind of ”tossing”. He remembered that Zhou Yuan also misunderstood him like that last night, he suddenly jumped up angrily, ”That's enough! What's wrong with you guys? What are you thinking about?”

”Don't blame him,” Zhou Yuan had seen enough of those things. When he heard Liu Shuai's words, he knew that it was a jinx. It was obvious that Qili misunderstood him. Zhou Yuan said with a smile, ”Qili read so many online novels all day long. If there were not many homoerotic stories in his mind, he might be shy of greeting others.”

”How dared you talk about others in that way?” Hao Ning did not save Zhou Yuan's face, pointing to Zhou Yuan's nose and shouting, ”How good you were before, and the books you read were all good either, like ”Journey to the West” or the ”Creation of the Gods”. All of them were classical kinds of literature, elegant and significant. Why have you started reading online novels recently? Don't want to deny it! Tell me, how did you know 'Homoerotic stories'? You never said that before!”

”Well...” Zhou Yuan blushed. He recently came into reading several novels, ”I am afraid that I can't understand your conversation. So, in order to keep pace with the time, I also need to learn more about the features of modern literature...Well, where are those ladies, Qili? Why are they missing?” He fixed his hair and said that, turning his beautiful artificial face to Qili.

”They are all looking for some handsome guys.” Obviously, Qili had no feeling about Zhou Yuan, so he didn't notice any difference in Zhou Yuan, ”I heard that our finance department was interviewing a handsome guy. All ladies, even some men in our company, were shocked and went over to see him, saying that he was pretty and gorgeous...”

Zhou Yuan frowned and smiled, but he was a little resentful of Qili's evaluation of the interviewer. Pretty and Gorgeous? Which handsome guy could gain such high praise? Even all the ladies in our company were attracted to see him? Recently, he just had mastered this skill and was trying to use these skills to seduce these ladies in our company. Unexpectedly, this guy got ahead of him, so, Zhou Yuan stood up in anger and went to the interview room.

”You see. Even Zhou Yuan was attracted, too.” Anyway, Qili didn't know what Zhou Yuan was thinking about. After Zhou Yuan disappeared, he suddenly slapped his forehead and pointed at Hao Ning. He said to Liu Shuai, ”By the way, buddy, you have to keep an eye on your girlfriend, Hao Ning, and don't let him be seduced too!”

”Go away!” Liu Shuai shuddered as he heard that, ”Can you be sober? I will have a girlfriend.” Liu Shuai said and smiled, thinking of Wen, and then stared at Qili, ”But not Hao Ning!”

”Ah? Right, the fox preys farthest from his hole, moreover, we are all friends and understand each other. It's ok to screw around.” Qili nodded. Liu Shuai also wanted to agree, but he felt weird as he heard that. As expected, Qili continued to say, ”If it is not Hao Ning, who is he?”

”I will never tell you, ok? No, no, no...not man, sh*t! I'm straight! Seriously!” Liu Shuai even wanted to cry but without tears. He didn't get enough sleep last night and was soft in the head and unable to explain it clearly, ”My girlfriend is a girl! A real girl who can give birth and have a girl's breasts and hair!”

”I can understand that women have breasts but what about hair...” Qili grunted and looked at Liu Shuai's head, but quickly shut up his mouth.

Seeing that Liu Shuai was still giving Oili a lesson for not having his mind stuffed with those messy things. Hao Ning also took the opportunity to persuade him not to read online novels all day long. And then Hao Ning turned on his computer and prepared to handle his e-mails. Zhou Yuan was running over in a hurry.

”Hao Ning! Come over here...” Zhou Yuan had not come but already reached out to Hao Ning, ”Holly shit! We're done this time. It turned out that he came to the interview! Come on. You must take a look!”

”Who makes you so nervous?” Hao Ning had just read his e-mail when he was interrupted, which made him irritated and said, ”Your father?”

”You asshole!” Zhou Yuan was so angry that he clapped his hands, and Hao Ning's phone jumped immediately and powered off after five seconds. Hao Ning turned back and Zhou Yuan viciously said to him, ”Come or not? If not, you can't use your cell phone for the whole day!”

”Well, fine, I'm really afraid of you! You are the moment god, a real god!” Hao Ning sighed and tried to figure out why he turned Zhou Yuan to a god. If he had known that Zhou Yuan was using his power for himself, he might have let him...Hao Ning didn't really mean that and stopped his thinking. In fact, if again, he still wouldn't hesitate to save Zhou Yuan, because he was a true friend!

”Shit! Shit! Shit! I'm done!” Zhou Yuan anxiously said to Hao Ning who just came over, ”I'm done this time. I thought I could seduce some ladies in our company with my pretty face...”

”Seduce?” Hao Ning suspiciously looked at Zhou Yuan.

”I mean attract. I want to attract some ladies,” Zhou Yuan quickly changed his words and pointed his fingers at Liu Shuai and said, ”You know, on the one hand, Liu Shuai doesn't have any power, and on the other hand, he has no gifts for that. What's more, he is not as pretty as me. However, he has a girlfriend. Why can't I have one? I'm supposed to be in a heat. Honestly, I'm so worried about my romantic affairs.”

Zhou Yuan, who accidentally told this truth, was not ashamed, but Hao Ning blushed for him,

”So, you wrote yourself off as hopeless and act recklessly, and began to read those homoerotic stories?” Hao Ning suddenly realized why Zhou Yuan blushed last night and also suspected that he had an affair with Long Fei. He really did not expect that the Monkey Inside of the ”Monkey King” had this kind of hobby and said, ”Are you going to hunt for a man? And change your life in this way?”

”Well, I'm at my wit's end...Shit! Shit! Shit...” Zhou Yuan subconsciously agreed, and then immediately felt something wrong with an ”eat-and-vomit” expression. He contemptuously looked at Hao Ning and said, ”They are not same, ok? It's not that I want to read those homoerotic stories, but when I searched online, it was all about that. To be honest, I really want to read those ”make-you-happy” proven-wrong novels that you said, but I couldn't find it.”

”Perhaps you entered a wrong website,” Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan with a broken heart, thinking that maybe Zhou Yuan found novels on Jinjiang Wen Xue, ”If you want to read those ”proven-wrong” novels, you should go to TapRead webnovel, and you won't regret!”