Chapter 122 The Magic Weapon? The Magic Weapon! (1/2)
“Boy, how can you be so thoughtless? Stay calm however the situation changes and keep composed even bearing the weight of Mount Thaishan.” Liu Shuai patted Long Fei on the shoulder, shaking his head with self-satisfaction on his face. He turned to look at the person in black, and shouted out, “Shit! Why do they have that?”
That was exactly the self-absorptive type who laughed at people’s short-sightedness but contradicted himself instantly.
Hao Ning turned to the gang in black, too, seeing the overreactive behaviours of them both.
One of them held a small golden yellow container in his hand, which seemed like a tiny pot, with a significant crack on the upper side. Moreover, the part faced with Hao Ning displayed an uneven colouration, some areas of which were in cyan, as if it didn’t get proper paint, or it were meant to be prominent.
It didn’t occur to Hao Ning at once what it was. He just thought it odd. But since Long Fei and Liu Shuai were stunned like that, it shouldn’t be something ordinary. Nezha’s eyes were full of appalled expression. Besides Long Fei and Liu Shuai, he even saw Zhou Yuan behaving strangely.
“What is this, anyway? I know nothing about that.” Hao Ning patted his head without any idea coming to him, and inquired in confusion, “Why are you getting nervous?”
“How on the earth can I forget about that!?” Liu Shuai said bitterly in regret, “No wonder they dare threaten to regress Nezha to Formless Fragrance Flame! I thought they were boasting! How stupid I was! I should have unlearned Hunyuan Vat!”
“Hunyuan Vat? In their possession?” Hao Ning was stumbling his words under great shock, and he instantly got it clear. Formerly, no, it was narrated in Creation of the Gods, that with Hunyuan Vat, Sanxiao Goddesses got rid of Three Lotuses of Twelve Golden Immortals on their head and extinguished Five Qis in their bosom, which damaged a thousand-year devotion of them. Let alone Nezha bound by Immortal Tying Rope, even Hai Hui God in his vigorous condition would be wiped out at ease.
“Very likely.” Liu Shuai adjusted his glasses, squinting, “I see no difference here from the image I saw when studying in my dream. By the way, nothing else could fulfill the functions the three described but Hun Yuan Jin Dou. But why should it appear? It’s impossible that… and why is it gripped by such a gang of ridiculousness?”
“What can we do now?” Long Fei literally didn’t look like a Long God now, although he never did. And he pushed Liu Shuai, “Cool guy, can we deal with that using our Falling Treasure Coin?”
“Hard to say...” Liu Shuai peered at the two Falling Treasure Coins they just copied, hesitant. It would be okay doing with other magic weapons, but for Hunyun Vat, it would be complicated. They could take gambles with a real Falling Treasure Coin in hand. While they would run out of fortune beating down Immortal Tying Rope with the two knockoffs. It was impossible to beat down Hunyuan Vat with the two.
Hao Ning told the unsureness of Liu Shuai by his silence. Liu Shuai held the best knowledge base of magical weapons and theology, regardless of his waggish daily behaviours. If he thought they wouldn’t make it, then they could fairly give up hope. Though he wanted to save Nezha and ask about the stuffs he had been puzzled about, they’d better be the wise man who looked after his own hide.
“You… Who are you?” Nezha knew about the weapon too, and he raised his voice at the sight of Hunyuan Vat, “Where did you get that? What are you doing with Yunxiao, Bixiao and Qiongxiao, Sanxiao Goddesses?”
“Big bro, what nonsense is he speaking? What the hell are three siu yehs?” One of the black gangs presented confusion in his words, “Their poverty only allows for mung beans in their siu yeh? But why do they insist on three siu yehs under such financial condition?”
The group of Hao Ning watched each other wordlessly. Liu Shuai felt confused, “They don’t seem to know about Sanxiao Goddesses, then where did they get Hunyuan Vat?”
“I have no idea.” Hao Ning scratched his hair without any thought, “Hunyuan Vat is so renowned that I don’t believe one could have it while knowing nothing about its background.”
The big bro was stupefied by his question, and his blankness verified his lack of related knowledge. He scratched his head too, and said a mixed sentence in Chinese and English, “You ask me, I ask who? What an evil day! Let’s try the new facility we got right now on the little boy.”
“Great! But how does it work?” the man in black responded quickly, but when he turned and scrutinize the good, “We’ve never used such high-tech before.”
“High-tech? New facility?” Hao Ning who had been overwhelmed by despair now stiffened at his words, turned to Liu Shuai, “Shuai, Hunyuan Vat is a high-tech? Have you heard of that?”
“No way. Don’t listen to their nonsense.” Liu Shuai felt it odd, too, but seeing that none of them knew using it, an idea occurred to him and he said, “Maybe they got it somewhere, but they didn’t know about that, so they took it as a high-tech. No wonder they are unfamiliar with Sanxiao Goddesses. That’s interesting. Since they can’t utilize it now, let’s take the time when they are looking into it and liberate Nezha from Immortal tying rope, then save him out?”
“Good idea!” Hao Ning was about to give him a thumb-up and praise his crafty when the man in black shouted, “I get it!” He pressed Liu Shuai down with the half-stretched hand who was ready to act, “Wait. Security first.”
“I know.” Liu Shuai got a layer of cold sweat. If he acted boldly just now, and the man absorbed him into Hunyuan Vat, too. He might be decomposed directly at the absence of a thousand-year devotion.
“Big bro, here we have the specification!” the man continued, “oh, first, we have to reach here…” he put out his hand to the back of Hunyuan Vat, rubbing there. His eyes fixed to the specification, “Here, have some rubs…”
“With the devilish steps?” Another guy in black followed instinctively.
“Hahaha.” Hao Ning couldn’t hold back his laughter, “They’re really ridiculous, aren’t they? Godslayer Sect? Are they kidding? And how can Hunyuan Vat have a specification?”
“I don’t know.” Liu Shuai refrained his giggles, and took on a serious look, “It doesn’t matter whether they’re ridiculous or not. My point is that the magical weapon they hold is quite powerful.”
“Steps? What’s wrong with you? Having too much Douyin?” the big bro hit him on the head, “Stop chitchat and look into the specification!”
“Aye, with three light tipping.” The man in black went on with the specification on mobile phone and had three tips on the back of Hunyuan Vat, clapped, “We should make it now!”
The whole vat began shaking. The golden light around it was originally the reflected light of the road lamps, but now it was from the vat itself. The golden light filled the air, and spectacularly at the top of the vat there were a highlight. Then from the fore part, it pulled out three rope-like things, swinging in the air.
“Goodness! Tentacle erotica?” the man cried.
“Fuck you!” the big bro got unbearable, and beat on the back of his head, “What are you watching all the days! Kick the Erotic things out of your mind! Don’t you want to run your business?” Then he turned to another one in confusion, “But what’s this? How can we use it?”
“See?” Hao Ning inhibited his smile and told Liu Shuai, “Qili and Long Fei are much more reliable comparative to them.”
“What is a tentacle erotica?” Zhou Yuan asked abruptly, “One magical weapon?”
“Please…” Hao Ning stared at Zhou Yuan in a gloomy face, “Don’t you watch any erotic films or read any novels?”
“Why do I watch those things?” Zhou Yuan said in slight, “My parents said it was not good, and I have to be a paragon boy since my childhood. And I’m the moment god…”
“You’re a freak.” Hao Ning said with a bitter smile. Finally, he got to know the reason why Zhou Yuan would pursue progress at the expense of his soul to Lan Ruo. He was always living up to parents’ and seniors’ expectations, and never went beyond the border. He had only the good, the nice, the tender, and that led to his ignorance of the less good, to which people like Hao Ning were exposed. However, humanity is divided into two sides, so Zhou Yuan was probably escaping from, or restraining the dark one of him all the time. Or he wouldn’t have committed such extreme acts as cutting his body with a knife after losing his soul.
At the thought of that, Hao Ning said to Zhou Yuan, eyes on him, “Do you know about ‘Yin is rather inside Yang than against Yang?”
Zhou Yuan was stunned. His lips quivered, without any answer coming out of it.
“Ah, it’s voice-controlled!” the person said after a long research, “Big bro, we have to call the sentence out, activate it, and tell it whom to hit－whomever we want!”
After that, he continued, “Hit whomever we want? Ah, in a northeastern style.”
“My God, what a waste!” Liu Shuai couldn’t stand it and he roared at them, “That’s not a ‘hit’! That’s a ‘rid’, the ‘rid’ of ‘getting rid of the Three Lotuses on the head’, the ‘rid’ of ‘eliminating devotion of a thousand year! Not the ‘hit’ in northeastern mandarin! I’ve got enough of you fucking theology idiots!” he raised up, as if he were to instruct them himself.