Chapter 116 Tens of Face-Slapping Mens Miserable Cases (1/2)
”What exactly does this Avalokitesvara want you to see?” Hao Ning was asking himself as well as Zhou Yuan.
Hearing Hao Ning's words, Zhou Yuan was stunned, his mouth opened wide, but before he could say anything, he heard another person speaking in the hall.
”Well, dude,” a voice that was not very loud but was filled with confidence rang out. The speaker looked extremely thin, and his eyes were narrowed into slits. His hair was unwashed, forming sticky, greasy strips. He was wearing a pair of glasses of 1000 degrees, and he was short, even if he was standing, he was only the height of the chest of that person. This person looked very submissive. If he did not speak, he would appear to be the type of person who was afraid of things. Hao Ning and the others would never have imagined that this person would be the first to issue a challenge.
However, this person seemed to be a little nervous. After he mustered up his courage and called out ”dude,” he seemed to have become a little more confident and straightened his back, preparing to continue speaking.
Zhou Yuan felt strange that although he did not really know how to judge people from their look, the appearance of this person was too common. Normally, this person would try to run away even when he meets a person sneezing on his way, afraid of hurting himself. Today, he actually started to talk to the person in the hall who was making trouble. The man continued, ”Dude, everyone is having a good meal in the hall. With your roar, everyone's in no mood to eat anymore. What are you doing?”
”Humph! Who do you think you are!” The sturdy man looked down at the ”little man” and sneered, ”These restaurant managers, look down upon others and only know how to bully poor people. If I don't slap their faces today, the wish I made would be wasted!”
”Wish?” Liu Shuai's ears were sharp, when the man said the last few words, he seemed to be afraid that he might spill the beans, so he lowered his voice, but Liu Shuai heard him anyway, ”Could it really be so?”
”Let's wait and see!” Hao Ning found it more and more interesting, and calmly replied: ”I know what you mean, let's not rush, and see clearly first.”
”Humph, how can the managers look down on people as much as you do? There are people like you today, ”the short man's voice grew louder and louder, and he was standing straighter and straighter, and he slowly pointed at the man who was a head taller than him and said,” You bully others just because you're stronger. If I don't slap your face today, you would think no one in this world can handle you!”
”Hmm? This little guy has guts! ” Long Fei raised his thumb and praised, ”The positive energy of the society! He dares to go head to head against a bandit with such a short stature!”
”Cut the crap!” Hao Ning looked at Long Fei impatiently, shook his head, and said, ”Didn't you hear what he said? His purpose is not to punish those who have committed evil and promote righteous deeds but to slap the other people in the face. Speaking of which, his goal is no different from that tall one's …”
”How could you still have the guts to slap other people's face?” Hao Ning had not finished speaking when another person stood up, pointing at the short guy with a face full of contempt and laughed coldly. And he said, ”I really don't like people like you who are not tall, with average looks, but think that just because you have a bit of skill, you can slap others' face – playing the pig to eat the tiger, right? I've seen a lot of people like you in novels. In fact, you don't really have much ability, you just want to slap someone's face. In fact, people like you should be slapped in the face the most! ” The leader thought that the person was speaking up for him, and smiled as he prepared to speak, unexpectedly, the person also pointed at him and said: ”Shut up, you are not a good thing, either, if I don't slap your face today, all the wishes I made and the money I spent will be wasted!”
”All of you, shut up! A bunch of useless trash! Don't look down on the young being poor!” The fourth person stood up with a proud face and said arrogantly, ”None of you people who like to slap others' faces is good. While standing on the moral high ground and pointing fingers at others, in fact, everyone's heart is only for the pleasure of slapping others' face! All of you just wanted to trample others under your feet, so that you can act like a hero, and then find a bunch of women as your harem. All of you said that it was a punishment for evil and promotion of righteousness, yet it was just for your personal selfish desire, do you think that I didn't know? Humph — ”At this point, the person paused and proudly patted his chest,” If somebody needs to have a bunch of women to form the harem, that should be me! Representing justice today, I am going to slap your faces! I'll stomp you under my feet! ”
”Oh my god, it gives me a headache!” Long Fei felt dizzy hearing that, as though he had been hit by a Tightening Headband Spell, he covered his head and frowned, ”What is this? Why was everyone standing up and trying to slap the faces of others? ”
”Humph-humph,” Hao Ning mocked as he looked at this group of people, ”You may think it's a mess, but it's actually not a mess at all. All these people are probably readers of some novels, and the feature of these novels is that the main characters are always the absolute heroes. In all circumstances, they are always playing pigs and eating tigers, they win their way up through slapping faces, dozens of women love them, and tens of billions is just a tiny part of their wealth, by repeatedly slapping faces, they climb up to the peak of their lives. But they seem to be unlucky today, so many face slapping characters are gathering here. Interesting, interesting, look — that strong one seems to be a weapon king, that one seems to have a special ability, that one probably has a broken Tao Seal, that one has a mirror hanging around his neck, that one has a Tibetan Wheel, that one has nothing on him, probably he has a mutated body … ”
”Hahaha, you're almost done with the golden fingers of online novels,” Liu Shuai laughed as he saw Hao Ning seriously point and analyze those people one by one. ”Hao Ning, just as you said, these people's attire and actions seem to really be similar to your description, it's just that their words are really common, they are always repeating the same words, if you were to write a novel, wouldn't these conversations be as boring as water?”
”Hey, there are so many golden fingers in novels, how could I possibly have the ability to finish all of them? By the way, you think that people are just talking about empty things as boring as water? Don't you read novels at the speed of ten pages a sight? Do you still fear conversations as boring as water? ” Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai, and also nodded as he laughed, ”Who still wants to read the plot of novels seriously. As long as it feels good, it would be enough. Didn't Mr. Lu Xun already say it? The past few thousand years can be described only with two sentences: times in which people were slaves and times in which people wanted to be slaves. The novels in these people's mouths can also be described with two sentences: feeling good by slapping the faces of supporting characters and feeling good by slapping the faces of more supporting characters.”
”A face-slapping version of a matryoshka doll?” hearing Hao Ning and Liu Shuai's echoing with each other, Zhou Yuan was in a daze, but he couldn't say a single word. Just now, Liu Shuai had laughed at him for disconnecting with the era, and in his heart, he secretly thought that he would have to go back to supplementary lessons to read more of these kinds of face slapping novels. However, looking at the people in front of him, not only was it a mess, but it was also too boring. Just as he was about to tell the others to leave, he heard a loud shout, ”Look at my Five Vein Divine Sword!”
”Five Vein Divine Sword?!” Before Zhou Yuan could say anything, Hao Ning shouted out, ”Isn't it the Six Vein Divine Sword? Could you please be a little more professional and at least copy the right name? ”
That man extended his finger, and a formless Qi flew out from his forefinger, striking right at a person's chest. After that man was hit, he shook and picked up a chopstick beside him, and moved his body diagonally backward, circulating his genuine Qi, he threw the chopstick straight at the expert who used the 'Five Vein Divine Sword,' and shouted, ”Little Li Flying Chopsticks!”
”Little Li Flying chopsticks? What a lunatic! Why don't you use Little Li Flying Bowl, Little Li Flying Spoon or Little Li Flying Shoes? ” In his heart, Liu Shuai had some feelings for Gu Long's novels and could not help but scold him, ”Even copying the Little Li Flying Saber, you really are shameless, bah!”
Unexpectedly, although the name of it was just a copy, the power was quite strong. The chopstick went straight into the man's Adam's apple, and with a ”pu” sound, the man fell to the ground without even making a sound. Blood flowed out from the wound on his neck, and the ground was immediately covered in red.
”AH!” The waiters on the side, who were just checking their Wechat moments and watching them as if they were watching a show, saw the miserable situation of this person, and they were so scared that they stopped eating their sunflower seeds and threw away their plates. Even the restaurant manager who was hiding at the side and making a phone call to his girlfriend immediately exploded, shouting, ”Murder! Murder!”
”Oh my god, murder!” Suddenly, the service staff were in a mess, talking all sorts of things, ”Hurry up and call 110! 119! 120! 95599! 400-820-6655! ”
”What are you shouting for!? You trash! ”— it wasn't one person who said that, but a group of people who were” slapping each other in the face ”shouted in unison,” Bastards!”
As the group of people spoke their lines, they looked at the dead man and laughed coldly, as if they were just dead animals that were not important to them. They then continued to 'slap each other's face.'
One of them had picked up a large onion from nowhere and with a chop, the person in front of him, along with the table, was split into two halves. A real version of ”tearing up the Japanese soldier.” The only difference was that although the ”tearing up the Japanese soldier” was childish, it was at least against an enemy, while this person was facing his own compatriots. After he did that, before he could even stand on the table and sneer, his face froze, and he fell to the ground.
”Ha, look at my Dark Soul-Slaying Finger!”
”Flex Finger Nerve!”
”Lovers' Watermelon Knife!”
”Ten Dragon Subduing Palms!”
”Snake Dog Great Wisdom Art!”
Amongst the confused martial arts names, a few more people fell to the ground. This time, some of them had broken arms, and some of them had their intestines ripped out from their bodies. Blood dripped onto the ground, and the remaining people were killing each other, but no one could defeat anyone.
How could Hao Ning and his companions still have the mood to watch a show? Just looking at their postures had already made them tremble in fear, so no one could care less about ridiculing these ”copycat” martial arts names, Liu Shuai asked, trembling: ”Have, have, have, these people, gone crazy? In the last fight between Ah Zhe and Qili, they stopped where it should, how could it be like this, so many people died in one time?”
Liu Shuai's words were not wrong, even if he had supernatural power in the past, he had never seen such a strange scene of people killing each other!
Liu Shuai's heart was in chaos, but he still forced himself to calm down and think: ”What should I do now? We must think of a way to stop them quickly! ” After that, he immediately looked at Long Fei, who was already too scared to speak: ”Don't, don't look for me, as a god, I help people fulfill their wishes, but I have basically never harmed anyone. ”Moreover, this is the first time I've seen such a crazy situation.” With that, Long Fei turned his head and stopped looking at the face-slapping men fighting each other.
”Can you not be so cowardly!?” Liu Shuai forcibly twisted Long Fei's head, forcing him to look towards the arena, ”You are a god after all! Didn't you once injure someone to save Yufei? ”
”That's different! At that time, I was helping Yufei as the God in his heart! ” Long Fei stared at the battlefield and replied to Liu Shuai with his trembling voice. Speaking to here, a bright idea came to him, and he replied, ”Right, I was a god at that time, so a god shouldn't get involved in the battles between you mortals. Right, right, well —this is the business of you mortals, it's none of my business.”
”What the f * ck! You talk about this with me at a time like this?” Liu Shuai secretly cursed for the reason given by this cowardly god, and immediately looked at Zhou Yuan and said, ”Why don't you go?”
Zhou Yuan was obviously frightened by this scene, too, he immediately understood when Liu Shuai looked at him, and quickly waved his hands like a fan, ”Don't, I just became a god not too long ago. Besides, I don't know anything about martial arts — —”
Liu Shuai could not help but sigh. This was something that both the old and the new gods did not dare to do, yet the group of mortals in front of him were still happy doing it. Killing people without blinking their eyes, their hands and feet not stopping, they were even more indifferent than Zhou Yuan who had lost his soul previously!