Chapter 102 Fake Acting and True Affection (1/2)

Long Fei slowly turned around to Hao Ning and the others, and then the worried look on his face suddenly turned into loud laughter, ”Ha-ha-ha, I'm finally free! I don't need to listen to him buzzing in my ears. I don't need to hand over wrenches for him every day! ”

”Err …” Zhou Yuan gawked at Long Fei's quick change in his mood, and asked Hao Ning in shock, ”is this guy insane?”

”No, he's just totally relaxed.” Hao Ning sighed. The poor dragon was captured by Avalokiteshvara and had been under Zhang Quan's supervision. Now that Zhang Quan had ”gone”, so he was beside himself with joy.

”Well,” Long Fei grabbed Liu Shuai's hand excitedly and shook it with all his might. The anger on Liu Shuai's face had not dissipated when he shook his body. Long Fei asked, ”are you guys still recruiting? Do you need more guys? ”

”Recruiting? What do you mean? ” Liu Shuai was confused, and his body trembled up and down with Long Fei's movements, ”hey, stop shaking me. Calm down!”

”Are you still recruiting programmers? Do you think I can do the work? ” Long Fei could not help but be happy as he winked at Qili.

”What?” Before Liu Shuai spoke, both Hao Ning and Zhou Yuan's eyes were wide open, ”can you write programs?”

”You don't believe me?” Long Fei was a little unhappy since his ability was questioned, ”your work could not be simpler, okay?”

”Don't look down on him,” Qili said with a smile, ”Li Long Fei is a nuclear physics doctor at Qingbei University. Programming is a piece of cake for him.”

”Really?” Liu Shuai drew back his hand immediately and examined Long Fei from his head to toe as if it were the first day he had known her. Back then, the black dragon didn't mention that he went to a college. However, since Zhang Chi Hang was a master from the Ivy League colleges, it was nothing weird that Long Fei was a PhD at a Chinese university. It was just that Qingbei University was the most outstanding university in the country. Liu Shuai didn't think that Long Fei, who once drove a crappy car, would have such great capabilities.

Hearing Qili's words, Long Fei smiled and looked at him with a red face. He was as happy as a flower, ”Keep it low key.”

”You can only cheat those little kids,” Hao Ning said as he rolled his eyes at Qili. ”Why didn't you tell us earlier that you have a PhD? Moreover, if you have a PhD in nuclear physics, there must be lots of famous companies sending offers to you. Think of the crappy car you drove to carry us. A doctor won't drive that kind of car no matter what kind of job he gets.”

”Well...” Long Fei rubbed his hands and replied embarrassedly, ”my knowledge is real, and my diploma is also real. It's just that I use someone else's identity … Yep, I use another one's ID card…”

”What? Another person's ID card?” Liu Shuai and Hao Ning were stunned, then understood, ”that makes sense. We never heard of a dragon god with an ID card.”

”That's right,” Long Fei said as he reminisced with a worried look on his face, ”I have no identity, no diploma, but I have a PhD's capability of making a nuclear bomb. However, it ends that I cannot even sell boiled eggs. Otherwise, I would not look for animal spirits in a plane to eat in a thunderstorm. Alas, I am a poor guy! I am always lonely and helpless.” Long Fei started to wipe his tears as he said that. After wiping for a while, he realized that there were no tears at all. While the others were not paying attention, he reached out a finger and pointed to his eyes. Streams of water came out of the eyes as if he burst into tears.

”Wow, he is a movie emperor! Tears come just like that! Even Angelababy (an actress) will envy you!” Seeing Long Fei casting a technique on the spot, Hao Ning did not say it aloud but laughed in his heart, ”If her acting were as good as yours, she would not need a tear-provoking device. Her acting skills would at least increase by one Everest.”

”Stop, stop, stop!” Liu Shuai could not bear to see Long Fei putting on an act like this. However, since Long Fei had helped him a lot, he asked, ”What do you want?”

”Alas, Master Zhang Quan did not want me anymore …” Long Fei continued to speak bitterly, ”you ask me what I want? I'm miserable, lonely and helpless …”

All of them were good at playing tricks! Hao Ning felt that was funny. He couldn't help but say, ”fine. I'll ask Xiao Hong to make you go back to Zhang Chi Hang's place. He's busy right now.” As he said that, he started to imagine the scene in which Long Fei brought a bunch of models to worship that smoky ”P”.

”Ah? No!” Long Fei was shocked and waved his hand immediately. He even forgot to go on acting, and flattered Liu Shuai, ”I will be satisfied if the great god Liu could give me a job and pay me my salary.”

”Damn, I'm not a god …” Liu Shuai, who was called the great god by a dragon god, thought carefully and frowned, ”even if I am willing to recruit you as an employee, the personnel department will not agree if you do not have a diploma and identity card.”

”That's easy,” Zhou Yuan walked forward and laughed. ”You need some proof, right?” As he said that, he took out a crumpled napkin, on which there was still some leftovers from his mouth, which was so disgusting that Hao Ning moved two steps to the side.

Zhou Yuan completely ignored Hao Ning's disdain and asked Long Fei with a smile, ”tell me, what kind of proof do you want? A PhD diploma of nuclear physics at Qingbei University?”

”Hmm? No, no, no,” Long Fei froze and then waved his hands. ”It's hard to find a job if I have such a high degree. Undergraduate is just fine. Don't make it PhD.” After saying that, Long Fei thought about it again, ”don't mention Qingbei University. It's too eye-catching.”

”OK,” Zhou Yuan said to himself. ”Then, let's make you the undergraduate in computer science at Northwest Industrial University. It is well suited to your position. You don't have an ID card, do you? You must not have chosen date of birth yet. How about the year 1992?” He tore open the napkin and blew into it with a ”pu” sound. Immediately, an ID card and a graduation certificate appeared in his hand.

”Jesus!” Hao Ning took it and touched it carefully, then he looked at Zhou Yuan with an expression of surprise, ”Did you make the fake certificates?”

”Dame!” Zhou Yuan said seriously as if he had been insulted, ”you can verify them in any government office. If they tell you the certificates are fake, I'll change my surname to that of the first Chinese prime minister!”