265 Ape Interaction (1/2)

[Hey... Hey Greg, why are we doing this again... Shouldn't we be fighting to get closer to the center.]

[Shut up Mark, go back if you want, but somebody's gotta clean up these bodies and throw them up back to the vines. And frankly it's a nice change of scenery from the daily battles, so if you wanna go back you can go back but I'm staying here.]

[Yeah I get that... but aren't the rules like, if you beat somebody you gotta send them back up? Why do we gotta get stuck cleaning after that guys mess I mean, look at him his whole body looks as plain as a baboon's back side, what kind of ape doesn't kill themselves after being born looking like that.]

[What kinda ape doesn't kill themselves after being born looking like you?]

[Yeah that's what I... hey!]

[Apes are apes, and that guy was seriously strong, cleaning out the outer circle by himself. The guys in the midsection said they want to have a chance at going at him as quickly as possible, so some of us are just helping out else these apes here are gonna die of blood loss.]

[Did he have to make it like this though. Like this, who the heck has to rip a guy's arm from his body.]

[A ridiculously strong guy who wants to show off his strength?]

[A slob that's who... I mean he could've just broken the guys arm, same effect ain't it? Tearing it off is just sloppy and frankly unhygienic.]

[Didn't you just bite off tom's foot the other day?]

[That's different, Tom was a d*&k! I had every right to bite his foot off, it was cathartic for me.]

[How do you know this guy wasn't a d*&k?]

[Why don't we ask him then? Hey...hey buddy wake up... were you a d*&k before you got your arm ripped off?]

[*groan*]

[Yeah he was probably a d*&k, so frickin rude.]

[Yeah I don't think it's his arm, his fur's caramel brown, the one on the arm is burnt almond.]

[Well... at least we know this guy deserved to have his arm ripped off. But see, I don't see another body with a ripped arm around here, that prick's so messy he had to throw this arm away from the body.]

[What are you, like CSI now.]

[No I'm just smarter than you! Always putting all my achievements down.]

[Hey calm down Mark, look he might've just done it in the heat of battle, we've all done it.]

[What you've done it?]

[Sure, quite a few times actually.]

[I call bulls#$t! There's no way you could rip a guy's arm off.]

[Why not?]

[Cause you're a p$%sy Greg that's why?]

[Why you gotta be mean man.]

[Cause you're a p$%sy Greg, and there's no way you could rip a guys arm off.]

[You sure?]

[Yeah I'm sure.]