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It was two in the afternoon when Zhang Zhihui settled down his mother at home. The poisonous sun was hanging in the sky to the south, blazing fiercely.
Zhang Zhihui cursed under his breath as he turned on the air-conditioning in the car, causing the hot air to be engulfed bit by bit and forced away.
Ma Xi Pi's scolding was the dialect of Ningbo in Zhejiang province, but it became popular throughout the country when a leading figure came from that place.
Zhang Zhihui, a young knowledgeable person who couldn't get into high school, could only learn from movies and television programs about his ”scolding the country”. This was because the actor who acted as the leader was someone who could only curse in his heart when he was annoyed.
Later on, Zhang Zhihui understood that ”Xi Pi” was a vulgar and insulting term used to scold people.
Is it vulgar for a country's leader to say that a mother has cheated? National leaders are vulgar and the whole country cannot be civilized, and God has punished them; the leader was sent to a Pacific island within a few years of sitting in the Dragon Court, and his life was miserable.
The son of the leader had wisely made some kind of reform to bring up the economy, and the people of the island had followed him; but his tail was raised above his head, saying that he was not Chinese, and he scoffed at the Chinese people who lived on the road, who, like the pirates of yesteryear, were inferior.
Your mother wants to overturn the heavens, the people of the mainland are your ancestors; if your son of a bitch wants to overturn the heavens, he'll break your feet first. I want to see how many eggs you have left.
However, there was a dish on the island that he refused to listen to, leading a group of people along with him. ”Independence! Independence!”
Independence your sister! Look at that ball! You want to be independent? Sooner or later, I will beat the crap out of you...
At the same time, Zhang Zhihui felt much more comfortable scolding the woman on the small island. He suddenly remembered that he should give her a call, so he dialed a number.
Tian Fang picked up the call and called out, ”Big Head Zhang, where are you right now!”
Tian Fang felt really good when she heard this. Zhang Zhihui then moved the phone from his left ear to his right and laughed out loud, ”Chief Tian, big sister, I'm still in the city, at around one o'clock I went to the fabric wholesale market in Great Tang Old Street. There is a notice pasted on the door saying that I will be at work at 6pm, say this …”
Tian Fang did not speak on the other end of the phone, so Zhang Zhihui asked: ”Hey, hey, hey”, and asked: ”Big sis, are you listening?”
”I'm listening!” Tian Fang replied, ”Then what do you plan to do?” Tian Fang asked.
Zhang Zhihui replied shamelessly, ”Big sister, of course Brother Zhang will follow your orders! Wait, wait until someone opened the door at 6 o'clock and pulled the cloth over before sending it over! ”Hey hey hey, big sis, are you listening?”
Zhang Zhihui began to chatter again, Tian Fang laughed: ”Big Head Zhang, you are so long-winded! I must be listening! ”Why are you asking nonstop?”
Zhang Zhihui chuckled and said: ”Of course! ”It's just that if I give you the cloth, it might get dark and you won't be able to make it back in the evening …”
Zhang Zhihui purposely did not finish his words. He was testing Tian Fang; He turned off the phone.
When Zhang Zhihui said this, he stuck out his tongue and smirked on his dry lips: ”Brother Guzi, why do you think Brother Zhang said that? Heh heh … ”This is a long line to catch a big fish …”
I kicked Zhang Zhihui's butt and teased, ”What are you farting about that I can't even smell it? Tian Fang called you a scoundrel and you really are a scoundrel! Wasn't it a test for you to not come back at night? If you want to get rid of Tian Fang, you better be careful or else the fish will drag you into the river … ”
Zhang Zhihui did not argue with me. He shook his fat head excitedly and looked up to the sky.
I warned him a little angrily, ”Big Head Zhang! I will call you by your nickname just like Tian Fang! ”