C77 (1/2)
The crewcut driver was telling the story of how he and the female criminal Jiang Lili had an intimate relationship.
Zhu Ying was in the midst of handling her flash flood, I'm afraid that the crafty chauffeur will discover me. Hearing his words, Zhu Ying deliberately shifted her gaze and ridiculed: ”Big Brother's bragging is really flattering! You dare to eat a woman in prison? You're not afraid of your head being smashed! ”
Hey! My good brother, you speak quite a bit! No, it's the high level of throwing a thermos on an airplane! ” The chauffeur with a crew cut bragged, ”I was a bit scared at the beginning, but Qian Zhuang was a coward. All the prisoners in the women's prison were women. When they saw my image, they turned on the lights for me!
I glanced at the guy's beer belly and said it wasn't even a file, but he could get at most sixty points for his looks.
Of course, the ring on the chauffeur's finger was a little bit heavy, and I wanted to tease him; but I could tell that this guy was very straightforward, so I smiled and said, ”You really know how to push trains! When pretty girl saw you with a big bracelet on your hand, he allowed you to touch the female prisoner? It's so beautiful that it could kill you! ” I purposely spoke of the ring he wore as a large bracelet, and the crew-cut driver laughed.
The chauffeur suddenly turned his head and glanced at me while laughing. At this time, Zhu Ying had already dealt with the traces of the flash flood, so I was not afraid of the chauffeur seeing anything.
I suddenly stopped here, looked at Zhu Ying, then looked at the driver and said: ”My wife is a civilized person, I cannot say vulgar words!”
The crew-cut driver, listening to me, pulled over to the side of the road.
I was taken aback, not knowing what this fellow was up to; I had already clenched my jealous fist, and if he did anything unruly, I would strike him in the eye without saying so; I was quite sure of breaking a incisor.
It's not bragging. In terms of martial arts, Sima Lin is first place in our room 411, I am second. My punches and kicks can't be considered as mantis' feet or mantis' legs.
Zhu Ying saw that the chauffeur had stopped the car and immediately became cautious, but she was, after all, a police officer with vast experience, so she did not care if the driver didn't have any evil intentions.
Sure enough, after the chauffeur stopped the car, he turned around and glanced at Zhu Ying with a mischievous smile. ”Is sister-in-law an actor? A university teacher? Or a government official? ”
When the crew-cut driver asked me this question, I couldn't help laughing out loud, saying that I thought my brother was stopping to do it for the sake of my wife's looks, so I teased him, ”Guess what my wife does, and I'll add you an extra 5 yuan fare!”
Zhu Ying pinched my fingers. I knew she hated me for talking too much, but I ignored her.
The chauffeur spoke up, ”Younger Sister-in-law is either a university teacher or a government official. To be exact, she is a public security official!”
”Yo!” I wailed. I wanted to say that I had good eyesight, but I swallowed my words back and said, ”Bro, you guessed wrong. My wife is a university teacher, a young university teacher!” I added at last.
The chauffeur laughed, ”I told you! But my guess is pretty close, so of course I won't let you pay for it! ”
I chuckled. ”Brother keeps on calling me sister-in-law. Could it be that you're older than me?”
”This brother of yours is really funny!” The chauffeur casually threw out these words: ”Zhang Zhihui is thirty-two this year, your brother here is at most twenty-three or twenty-four; why don't you address him as madam and sister-in-law!”
I followed up: ”Brother's name is Zhang Zhihui? What a good name! Always in command, hey! ” I wailed, ”What is sister-in-law doing?”
Zhang Zhihui laughed loudly: ”I, Zhang, alone will not starve my whole family!”
After a moment, he said with a serious expression: ”But I'm also married. After I got married, I found out that my wife and others were good and separated!”