C18 (1/2)
I walked into Room 411, followed by He Ye.
The light in the bedroom was still on, but Sima Lin and Chen Erpu were nowhere to be seen. Only Zhu Dazhang was lying on his bed snoring like a fat pig, the deafening snores almost overturning the roof.
I frowned as I walked in front of Zhu Dazhang's bed.
Zhu Dazhang is a few centimeters shorter than me, but because of my prematurely obese physique, I have a nickname — — Idiot Pig.
Idiot Pig is absolutely loyal, otherwise I wouldn't have a Samsung 7108 phone worth 5,000 yuan.
Zhu Dazhang glared at me as he snatched the phone away from him and said fiercely, ”Tong Guzi you son of a bitch, if you bring up the matter of money, I'll smash the phone!” As he spoke, he prepared to smash the ground.
I hastily stopped him and said, ”No, no, no, no, no...” Why couldn't Gu Zi say something wrong? Whoever mentions money again will be a bastard!
Seeing that I was ”reborn”, Zhu Dazhang sneered and returned the phone back to him, ”This is more like it, you should correct your mistake, comrade! This is our Party's consistent policy!”
Clearing his throat, he raised his voice and said, ”Who and who are these people? Isn't it too vulgar to raise money! ”
This was Zhu Dazhang's straightforward personality, but no matter how straightforward he was, he had his own secrets; for example, his relationship with He Ye was ambiguous.
I naturally do not know how ambiguous Zhu Dazhang and He Ye are, but from He Ye's words and actions, I have already guessed at seventy to eighty percent, and have already formed a whole bunch, but I still need to verify it myself.
He Ye was so coquettish that she would sacrifice herself for Zhu Dazhang in the bathroom, it was just a matter of time.
Zhu Dazhang slept in a tyrannical position, his legs and hands stretched out like claws of a crab; his slightly plump head was facing the sky, his mouth was wide open and his eyes were half open.
Liu Bei's younger brother, Zhang Fei, was a butcher, so he slept with his eyes wide open. Zhu Dazhang was different from Zhang Fei — — he had his eyes half open.
Both of them were sleeping with their eyes wide open. It could be said that they had grown a sorghum stalks on ten acres of land.
With his left arm and left leg pressed tight against the wall, the half-open pig stretched upwards, while his left arm and right leg swung outward without restraint.
The single bed, two meters long and 90 centimeters wide, was occupied by his fat body, leaving no room for him.
He Ye stared at Zhu Dazhang's sleeping posture and cursed: ”The pig-headed pig's head is shaking in the sky, making a lot of noise when living with him;
I glanced at He Ye and chuckled, ”Leaves' evaluation of the stupid pig is unfair, you have to know, a man that doesn't snore is not a good man!”
He Ye glared at me but didn't say a word. She grabbed a brush from the table and started to itch at Zhu Dazhang's feet, ears and eyes.
The brush is something I used to practice my calligraphy. During this period of time, I didn't even bother to practice it and just placed it on the table; it became a sharp weapon used by He Ye to harass the stupid pig.
He Ye used the brush to tickle Zhu Dazhang's feet, causing her toes to twitch a little.
He Ye scratched her feet, but Zhu Dazhang did not wake up, he scanned his ears and eyes.
Zhu Dazhang's eyes were already half open, but he woke up from his sleep due to He Ye's sudden harassment.
Zhu Dazhang opened his eyes wide and saw He Ye teasing him with a brush as he sat on his bed excitedly with her arms tightly wrapped around his chest. His mouth was wide open as he tried to chew on He Ye's bountiful body.
He Ye asked. Sigh, Zhu Dazhang's hand had already reached towards He Ye's butt and started to massage it.
Zhu Dazhang rubbed He Ye's perky butt as his fingers moved like a snake's head towards He Ye's cave.
Before my fingers could touch it, I found myself standing on the floor of the house; as if electrocuted, I let go of my hand and chuckled, ”Bones!” Why do you look like a ghost? Since when did Zhang Ye come in? I don't know the slightest bit! ”
I laughed like a mountain and pointed at the stupid pig, saying, ”It's only three days before I see you in a new light. The stupid pig has good prospects!” Bone and Leaves came in together. You only see Leaves but can't see Bone! ”
Zhu Dazhang glanced at me with an embarrassed and blushing face, then hurriedly got up from the bed and climbed onto his slippers, standing on the floor of the house with a silly smile.
I believe 100% of that Zhu Dazhang had an affair with He Ye, but this guy kept it a secret.
Seeing that I was staring at him unblinkingly, Zhu Dazhang laughed awkwardly and changed the topic, ”Have you borrowed enough money? Do you want Zhang Ye to come and find my mom! ”
Zhu Dazhang's mom was in charge of household finances, so he didn't need to give his son more than 10,000 yuan a month for living expenses. However, expenses such as exchanging mobile phones were only covered by the special fund.
I was grateful that Zhu Dazhang remembered to borrow money. I laughed and said that I had borrowed enough and was more than enough.
I took out the five hundred yuan to give to Zhu Dazhang. He Ye took a step forward and grabbed it in his hands while chuckling, ”Brother Guzi, that stupid pig just happens to owe Leaves five hundred yuan. I'll take this money!”
The details of He Ye was not vivid, but it was sufficient to show her greedy and despicable nature, and it could even be said that He Ye had cut off her leg in front of Zhu Dazhang.