Chapter 713 (1/2)
Hold your breath and then you will be discouraged. The way of Taiji is to tighten and loosen.
After venting his anger, Fang Yan immediately felt refreshed and had a clear mind. Even sitting on the opposite side, he thought that the bright summer was ten times or dozens of times better than before.
Even when he saw a layer of gray coffee juice hanging on Itanium's face, Fang Yan thought he was a little cute and wanted to scream at the girls around him.
I don't know if it's because she's half slow, or if she needs time to think about whether to shout ”ah” or ”ah” - anyway, Fang Yan thinks her shouting rhythm is very unprofessional. It's like when someone slaps you in the face, you should immediately shout ”ah” 'ah', which is just the right time. You didn't make a sound in the last three hours after someone slapped you. Isn't that a brain problem?
For this reason, Fang Yan began to dislike this girl. Although her beautiful appearance is still in line with Fang Yan's aesthetic, he thinks her acting skills are too pompous.
However, the effect is achieved.
You know, most people who go to places like the palace hotel for afternoon tea are ladies or pretending to be ladies. When they eat pastry, they taste it with a small mouth. When they chew it, they are silent. When they talk, if you don't lean your ear to them, you can't hear what they are talking about -
girls scream, which immediately breaks the quiet and elegant environment of the Palace Hotel.
It's like a howl of killing. Everyone's eyes are attracted.
The coffee is first poured on Itanium's face in the form of slices, and then began to dilute and spread downward. Those gray Juice Drops splashed on Itanium's face, neck and clothes -
and fell into Itanium's mouth, which made Fang Yan's stomach turn over the river and cross the sea, making him sick.
He has already drunk half of that coffee. Is that an indirect kiss?
After the girl shouted, she finally reflected what she should do.
She took the handkerchief out of her pocket, and then quickly wiped the coffee on Itanium's face with the handkerchief --
Itanium grabbed the handkerchief in her hand, wiped two handkerchiefs on her face randomly, her eyes were red with blood, she gnawed her teeth and stared at Fangyan, shouting: ”Fangyan, don't deceive too much --”
”who is really deceiving too much?” Fang Yan pushes aside the sofa seat under his buttocks, looks at itan seriously and says, ”itan, I don't know if you really don't know or don't know - you go back and ask your parents, your uncles and uncles, or the old man of your family - do you ask them if they are too deceiving?”
”I don't have to go back and ask them, I can see it now - all people with eyes can see it -” Itanium pointed to his embarrassed face and shouted: ”Fang Yan, how can I do such a thing without quality? This kind of behavior is the way for shrews to fight and swear. It's no wonder that my sister has been reluctant to be with you all the time. The root cause is that you don't deserve my sister, you rustic wild dog, who thinks that you can rush to Yanjing with a wag of your tail and stand firmly at the foot of the imperial city. I tell you that you dream. ”
Fang Yan looks at Itanium like an idiot, points to his feet, and says, ”I've got a foothold at the foot of the imperial city. Am I dreaming now?”
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”it's such a simple thing - it's very difficult for you to stand here with your feet firmly? Do you still need to wag your tail at people? ”
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”Itanium, do you know what you don't like the most?”
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”I don't hate your fake high, the pride in your bones, and the way I look like I'm the best in the world. It's a little annoying indeed. What I hate most is that you are standing in front of me at this moment - ”Fang Yan points to the crowd looking at them all around and says:” do you know what they are talking about just now? They are talking about why I forced Xifu to drive the military order out of the house. They are talking about why Qin Yitian's charming girl like me - who is my opponent? It's the general order, it's the whole general family. ”
Fang Yan glanced at Itanium with disdain and said, ”I am the focus of the crowd and the object of discussion of the whole Yanjing people - but you came here to challenge me at this time. What do you mean? Want to get my name famous? Want to step on my own position? Do you think if you do this, others think you are qualified to be my opponent? I can pour coffee on your face - do you have the ability to pour coffee on my face? ”
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Itanium breathes heavily, breathes like a cow, the black pupil becomes dark, the white eye turns red.
His eyes showed a kind of sick blood red, like a bloodthirsty wolf and a crazy dog -
after hearing Fang Yan's words, he turned around and ran towards a table, picked up a lady's coffee and tried to throw it on Fang Yan's face——Fang Yan is quick-sighted. He pushes Itanium's little girl friend in front of him as a shield and says sarcastically, ”pour it. You have the ability to splash. ”
” you bastard - ”Itanium feels that his bladder will be blown by Fangyan. He took that cup of hot coffee and circled around Fang Yan. He wanted to pour it on his face --
but when he turned the circle, Fang Yan took the girl and circled, saying: ”you pour it, you have the ability to throw it on my face --”
no matter how itan turned the circle, the one in front of him was his little girl's sad pale face Small face.
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the onlookers were all stunned by the scene.
They thought they would see a wonderful play, but no one thought it was such a play.