Chapter 280 (1/2)
When Fang Yan opened his eyes, he heard Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan talking.
”Little martial uncle is little martial uncle. He can't even pretend to be so professional. He's afraid that he will be punished by those masters who offended him on yijianfeng to take the opportunity to retaliate and pretend to be dead until now.” this is the voice of Fang Yingxiong.
”Yes. If we both pretended to sleep for an hour or two at most, we would be alive and kicking when people were clean. How can I sleep like a little martial uncle for two days and two nights without waking up? Did you say that martial uncle was really dizzy or not? I doubt it must be a fake Halo - ”this is the voice of Fang Haohan.
Fang Yan was shocked. Have you slept for two days?
At that time, he just didn't want to accept the challenge from the disciples of the king of gossip and the old monk. Who wants to fight with them if they have nothing to do? His profession is a teacher, the primary responsibility is to teach and educate people - how uncivilized it is to fight and kill.
”That's bullshit. Before I asked him if he had any questions, he said nothing. The wild grass disciples of the king of gossip fainted when they challenged him - they were acting at first sight. ” Fang Yingxiong said rightfully. ”You don't know the temperament of martial uncle? He didn't just do it once or twice. ”
”But my martial uncle was seriously injured - even Phoenix and miss ye said so. You say, does phoenix like uncle? In these two days, I have been cooking medicine and cleaning myself. I haven't regarded myself as an outsider at all. At that time, on the top of yijianfeng, Miss Ye didn't want us to go to the thousand leaf army to fight, saying that they didn't need us to die even if they were dead. Is there anything we don't know? ”
” yes, I heard that too. ” Hero Fang lowered his voice. ”I have been pondering this sentence for two days. Do you think it's Miss ye who is deeply in love with our little martial uncle and has taken herself as the daughter-in-law of the Fang family
”Impossible? Every time I compete with Miss ye, my martial uncle is beaten and his face is so blue that he can't go down for more than half a month. Whose daughter-in-law will beat his future husband like this? ”
Fangxiong thought about it seriously and said: ”it's not impossible. You think, Miss Ye has such a good skill and a violent tendency. When she is free, she must want to find someone to beat her. Take the Jianghu as an example, how many people are miss Ye's opponents? Young disciple who can fight with her and never be killed by her, who can match her except for martial uncle? How did you say that? Love and scolding are quick to break up. Maybe Miss Ye is in such a situation. ”
Fang Han sighed softly and said, ”is Miss Ye looking for a husband or a meat sandbag?”
”I'm sorry, martial uncle.” Fang hero also sighs.
Fang Yan's teeth were gnashed, and he said, ”who do you say is pitiful?”
”Little martial uncle can --” Fang Yingxiong is trying to answer ”little martial uncle is poor”. Suddenly he feels that the situation is wrong. His fat face changed color instantly, his eyes turned red and rushed to Fang Yan on the bed, excitedly saying: ”little martial uncle is awake. Great, that's great. Little martial uncle, do you know that you've been in a coma for two days? If you don't wake up again - I will - I don't know how to live. ”
Fang Yan glanced at Fang Yingxiong with disdain and said, ”I don't know what it means to go on living.”? I don't know if I'll have stewed noodles or lamb chops for the next meal? ”
”Little martial uncle, you don't know that I haven't eaten several meals in all these two days when you are in a coma. Fang has no appetite as much as I do. Look at the one who starved him --”
Fang nodded repeatedly, his cheek was covered with bone, it seems that he was really hungry.
”Fang would not be so hungry if he ate less glass scraps.” Fang Yan didn't say well. ”Go and pour me a glass of water.”
”Ah.” Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan run out at the same time.
”Hero Fang stays.” Fang Yan shouted.
Fang Yingxiong's face was bitter. When he turned around, his face was already full of smiles. He said, ”little martial uncle, do you have something to ask me?”
”What happened after I fainted?” Fang Yan asked aloud.
”I really don't know, martial uncle?”
Seeing that Fang Yan wanted to get angry again, Fang Yingxiong said quickly: ”of course, I don't know. Because the young martial uncle really fainted at that time - seeing that you fainted, those people naturally dispersed. ”
”That's over?” Fang Yan asked curiously.
”Not over.” Fang said.
”Hero Fang, I don't have much strength now. If you wait for me to ask questions again, the first thing I do when I get up is to beat you to a pulp. ”
Fang Yingxiong was shocked and said: ”when young martial uncle fainted, Qingyun left, he said that he would come back for a duel with young martial uncle in January. The bareheaded monk grabbed a second and said that he would come back for a duel with young martial uncle in two months, so that young martial uncle could keep his body well. When he slapped him to death, Cai Zhongxing, the king of gossip, was in the third place Don't lose to Qingyun and monk bareheaded. It's a pity that he will challenge you and eatFang Yan's eyes were dull, and he said, ”I have fainted, and they have not let me go?”
”That's what I said then.” Fang said.
Seeing Fang Yan's eyes aiming at himself, Fang Yingxiong added: ”as a result, the bald monk slapped me in the head. I was not convinced. I wanted to be 300 rounds bigger than him.”
”stop blowing. You can't hold on to three rounds.” Fang Yan said.
Fang Yingxiong grinned and said, ”we are really heroes who think the same thing. If I can't beat him, he doesn't take the initiative to beat him.”
”you are a hero, too?”
”My name is hero.”
Fang Haohan sent the water. Fang Yan felt comfortable after drinking a large glass of warm water.