Chapter 256 (1/2)
If you are not worried about destroying the gentle and considerate image of the God, Fang Yan's face muscles want to shiver a few times.
He was so angry that he felt his outlook on life, values and the world collapsed in a flash.
Fang Yingxiong, Fang Haohan, these two greedy, tired, lazy and idiotic guys, how could they lie on the ground in front of hundreds of students and raise their hands to surrender?
They are the disciples of Fang's family and the students of the old drunkard. They shoulder the responsibility of protecting the country and carrying forward the Taiji of Fang's family. How can they do this?
Fang Yan's white face turns black, black face turns purple, and purple face turns white again.
He tried hard to control the muscles on his face, and put on a gentle smile very hard. He said: ”the students have seen that this is a fight without Qi - because they have no gas of dissatisfaction or unwillingness in their hearts, so they have failed without a real fight.”
”A battle without war is no longer a battle. It's a one-sided massacre. ” Fang Yan went to Fang Yingxiong, stepped his foot on his chest, and said, ”I just need to lift my foot, and then I can step on his sternum, or directly twist his neck - he became my prisoner, and I will torture him.”
Fang Yan covers the microphone on his collar, squats down to look at Fang Yingxiong and says, ”hurry up.”
”I can't afford it.” Fang Yingxiong shakes his head desperately.
”If you don't get up, I'll step on you.”
”I can't get up if you step on me.” Fang Yingxiong said with great firmness. ”If I get up, you must insult me first and then trample me to death -”
”what conditions do you agree to?”
”Don't hit me.”
”It's impossible.”
”Then there's no need to talk -”
”I can promise not to hit you in the face.”
”That's not good either.” Fang said. ”As long as you hit me, I lost face in front of these hundreds of students - especially those female students. I used to laugh at me when I was walking on the road. Once when I was eating in the school canteen, they poured their unfinished braised pork into my plate. If you hit me, they will never laugh at me again, and they will not give me braised pork - ”
” they will give you and you will eat it? ”
”Why not?”
”Are you a pig?”
”I'm a pig.” Fang Yingxiong picked it up very smoothly. ”I want to discuss something with you, martial uncle.”
”What?”
”Will you let me have a fight?” Fang Yingxiong asked carefully.
”What?” Fang Yan almost jumped up. You haven't cooperated with my class yet. Now you want to beat me? Do you want to talk about the size of generations?
”You see, you have so many people like it. Fang and I are still two bachelors - I'm not worried, but the bachelors are already so old. Not to mention the topic of marriage and birth so far away, it is better for us to have a love affair and touch the girl's hands. Fang is even more pitiful. He only touched my hand - ”
” so I should let you give me a beating. Then there are countless girls crying to marry you? ”
”Yes, yes.” Fang hero nodded repeatedly. ”Miss Ye beat you, and she became the queen of Zhuque high school. I've inquired about it. Many boys like her. Last time I was walking on the road, two brave men came to me and asked me for Miss Ye's cell phone number. Your skill is so good. If the hero and I can beat you up, won't we become the school's idol? ”
”Why are you so childish?” Fang Yan said angrily.
”How naive am I?” Fang Yingxiong asked very unconvinced. He has been thinking about this for a long time. As long as the little martial uncle beats him, he will immediately become the king of Zhuque, the legendary king of birds. Think about it and you'll shiver all over your body.
”Do you think ye is gentle because she beat me and became the queen of the rosefinch? You ask Li Xiaoyan to give me a beating. You can see if there are any boys who regard her as the queen. You can see if there is anyone running to ask you for her mobile phone number. At that time, everyone would say that this woman is ugly and violent. Whoever marries her home is unlucky. ”
Li Xiaoyan is the woman of the monkey boxing Li family and the heaviest person in their circle. One meter six, close to the weight of two hundred jin, walking like a moving meat mountain. Even the fat man Fang Yingxiong stood in front of her, not to mention Fang Yan and the electric pole Fang Haohan.
Fang Yingxiong's eyes were dull and said, ”what do you mean, little martial uncle?”
”If you are good-looking, you will be praised for your vivacity and arrogance after you hit people. If you don't look good, you'll hit people - they'll say ugly people do more tricks. ”
”I'm not ugly,” said Fang.
”That's what you think.” Fang Yan said angrily.With a strong effort, he dragged Fang Yingxiong from the ground.