Chapter 149 (1/2)
Can a man eat without bones? Can he walk? Can he fight?
Fang Yan hates being wronged.
Therefore, he will prove to them that he has bones with practical actions.
”Touch you, touch you.” Fang Yan put his arm in front of the willow tree and said, ”seeing may be empty, but touching is real. You touch my finger bone, you touch my elbow bone, you touch my big vertebra - ”
of course, willows don't touch with their hands.
He looked at Fang Yan like a madman, and said to Lu Chaoge, ”is this man sick?”
”Too much.” Fang Yan is angry. ”I said I have no bones, but now I'm sick - how can you do this? How can we say that people are ill? You are not a miracle doctor Qin Luo. If you look at people's eyebrows, you will know if they have heart problems. If you look at people's faces, you will know if they have kidney deficiency. I tell you, I'm in good health. ”
The willow's mouth is open. I don't know what to say.
He is a famous Playboy in Huacheng and a popular lover. Whether it's a lady, a pure loli, or a gorgeous young woman, he can talk and laugh with them and keep talking. How can I meet this guy, suddenly I feel a sense of language poverty?
I always feel something is wrong.
Calling him ”boneless” refers to his failure to stand up for Lu Chaoge to resist their arrival and take possible risks.
He said he was sick because he actually put his arm in front of him to be touched for bones.
Wailou!
Yes, he is willing to distort his words and lead them to such embarrassing and funny topics, so as to achieve his own funny and embarrassing purposes.
To understand this, the willow couldn't help laughing.
He looked at Fang Yan and said, ”do you think you are funny?”
”Don't praise me so much.”
”Do you think I can't do anything about it?”
”Why are you dealing with me? Are we not friends? ” Fang Yan said in shock.
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willow is poor in words, and the little brothers behind him are noisy.
”Liu Shao, what nonsense do you talk to him? Can't we just get rid of him? ”
”Take the wine bottle to open the ladle for him, which is our favorite skill.”
”a little teacher dare to force us in front of Mr. Liu, and does not take a mirror to look at what he is -”
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Fang Yan ignored the scolding of those little brothers, looked at the willow with a smile, and said: ”I want to tell you a secret.”
”What secret?” Asked the willow.
”I tell you, you can't get out.”
”Of course.” Said the willow. ”But my mouth has always been unreliable.”
”I'm relieved to hear that.” Fang Yan said. He pointed to the river and said with a smile, ”I knew Jiang a long time ago. He must have never told you, did he? ”
The willow tree turned to look at the river and said, ”Huacheng knows more people, so what?”
The muscles on the river's face twitch, which can't be heard. There's a feeling of great events.
Sure enough, Fang Yan didn't let him down.
”He provoked me and I broke his head.” Fang Yan said. ”I can understand that he will not tell you such a disgrace.”
Boom!
Everyone was in a uproar.
This guy hurt one of the four little rivers in Huacheng?
Willow's eyes are slightly cold, and his expression towards Fang Yan changes.
What kind of character is Jiang Zhuliu? He knows better than anyone else.
The surface gentle gentleman, the dark wolf mad dog. He regards face as life. If anyone offends him, he will never die.
Apart from the fact that the two families are related by marriage, there are also reasons why willows are willing to be close to the river. Who wants to be the enemy of a mad dog?