1383 No Matter How Far! (1/2)

”Eh? Teacher Buttface, you're good. You really caught some seafood!”

Everyone rushed up to Buttface. Duan Jiude squeezed forward, a surprised expression evident on his face.

The fish was small in size, it was true, but to be able to avoid detection by their instincts meant that there must be something special about it.

”Heh, heh, considering how smart I am, how could a mere fish escape my eyes?” Buttface started to boast proudly. At the same time, he was swinging the small fish around as he said, ”What you mustn't do is to try to squeeze into where I'm the most sensitive. That's asking for trouble.”

”Uhh...let me go! I can't stand your sh*tty paws!” Suddenly, the small fish showed its sharp teeth in a mouth that was packed with them. Then it started to yell at Buttface.

All the observers were shocked. The small fish was spirited. Indeed, one could not judge this fish by its size. Although it was small, it was not weak.

”D*mn, what are you? How dare you despise my paws and say they're dirty? I might just lick you, what can you do about that?” Buttface was angry. He stuck out his long tongue and immediately licked the fish, tainting it with his saliva.

EEK! Xu Que and Duan Jiude shuddered and stared blankly at Buttface and the fish..

Mo Junchen and Liu Jingning were also stunned. They found this whole show repulsive.

After all, that fish had been dragged out from a certain body part of Buttface's.

”Sc*mbag, you disgusting fellow, let go of me!” The small fish screamed again.

Xu Que reevaluated the situation and felt as if he had been caught off guard. That little fish was as small as a worm.

”Buttface, do you want to check your behind again, to make sure that it's just a fish?” Xu Que asked Buttface with a strange look.

Buttface froze as though he had just thought of something. Then he clawed at his buttocks.

SLAP!

As the crisp slap sound echoed, Buttface yelped in pain. At the same time, he looked at Xu Que angrily, ”D*mn, dude, why did you lie to me, there's no other fish there.”

”Are you dumb? I just wanted you to check. I didn't ask you to slap yourself.” Xu Que rolled his eyes and shook his head.

”Hang on, could it be that other fishes have already wormed their way in?” Duan Jiude guessed.

”That's impossible. If that were the case, I would definitely know about it,” Buttface answered with confidence. That area was his most sensitive. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to find that small yellow fish so quickly.

”All right then, we'll interrogate this fish and find out more about it,” Xu Que said.

”Agreed!” Buttface answered. He turned his head and rushed to the ball of fire. He dangled the fish above the fire and started to grill it. ”Hurry, tell us, where did you come from? Look at you! Are you a spy?”

”..…” Xu Que and the others felt that Buttface was handling the situation very lamely.

Even the fish seemed stunned for some time. Then it finally shouted angrily, ”Let go of me, you dirty, stupid thing. He told you to grill me for answers, not grill me physically, are you mental?”

”D*mn, you still have the audacity to scold me? I can kill you!” Buttface was infuriated. He released his paw and dropped the small fish into the ball of fire.

PSSST!

With that, streams of white vapor emerged from the fish.

AH! AH! AH! The small fish yelled and shook its body like it had gone crazy. It shouted, ”Stop grilling! Stop grilling! I'll tell you, I'll tell you.”

Only after hearing that did Buttface pick it up out of the fire. He mocked it coldly, ”I gave you the easier route to take, but you chose the rougher one!”

By now, the small fish was grilled to a blackness and was still emitting white fumes. It looked as if it was still in a state of shock and did not answer Buttface.