955 Where Is My Bucket? (1/2)

Xu Que stood there with a shiny smile on his face. He waved his hand and said, ”Buttface, come here!”

”What?” Buttface widened his eyes vigilantly.

According to his experience of being bullied by Xu Que for all these years, he figured something bad was hiding behind Xu Que's smile.

Xu Que said, ”Nothing! Just come over, I will give you something delicious!”

Buttface said, ”No!”

”What the hell? Why don't you want it? You are so skinny now! I guess you didn't have anything good to eat on Earth, right? You should increase your nutrition intake!” Xu Que said lovingly, as he looked at Buttface's stout body.

Puff! ”Don't try to fool me! If you really want to give me something delicious, just throw it to me!” Buttface sensed something was wrong, but he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food.

Xu Que said with a smile, ”I can't throw it. It is a new delicacy, and its name is the Nine Heavens Chilly Jade Ultimate Busty Milk Tea! If I throw it, it will spill!”

”Busty...Milk Tea?” Buttface' eyes lit up, and he asked Xu Feifei, drooling, ”Girl, I trust you! Is what he said true? Can't he throw it?”

”Ah?” Xu Feifei was confused. Then, she said, nodding her head, ”He can't throw it for it will spill!”

Howl! Buttface roared wildly. Then he rushed up to Xu Que and said excitedly, ”Come on, show it to me! Here I am!”

”OK!” Xu Que smiled. When Buttface got close to him, he waved his hand and took out a glittering machete.

Swish!

Seeing that, Buttface's expression changed abruptly. He stopped in his tracks and said in terror, ”Crap! What...are you going to do? Where is the Milk Tea? I don't eat knives!”

”Don't be afraid! I only need some blood! After the blood drawing, I'll give you the Milk Tea!” Xu Que laughed loudly as he rushed up with the machete in his hand.

”Damn! I don't want it anymore! Stay away from me! Holy crap!” Buttface turned around and escaped in terror.

However, he was too close to Xu Que. Bang! He was pinned on the ground by Xu Que after running only a few steps.

”Oh...oh....” The toy poodle was still moving his body on Buttface's head. When he saw Xu Que, he said with a smile immediately, ”Oh, oh...my lord, do you also want to...do it here? I will share this place with you. We can do it together!”

”Just get lost!” Xu Que picked up the toy poodle and threw him away from Buttface. Then he placed the machete on Buttface's head.

Buttface was struggling desperately. He yelled, ”Little brat, have you lost your mind? I went through fire and water with you! How could you draw my blood? I would rather die than submit!”

”Nonsense! Stop struggling! I need some Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood to make the Space-Breaking Spells. Don't you want to go back to the World of Cultivators?” Xu Que said seriously.

”What? Are you going to make Space-Breaking Spells? No, I don't want to go back now!” Buttface shouted.

Bang! Xu Que pounded on Buttface's head and said, widening his eyes, ”I don't care whether you want to go back or not! The point is I want to go back! Just hand over the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood cooperatively!”

Howl! Buttface started to shriek hysterically, crying like a baby. He yelled, ”Wait, little brat, just wait! I have something to say!”

Xu Que stopped cutting with the machete and asked, ”What?”

”Alas!” Buttface sighed deeply and said seriously, ”Now, I have to tell you the truth! Actually, I am not a wolf but a dog!”

”Oh, that's it, is it?! What I want is Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood!” Xu Que nodded his head and continued to cut Buttface's head with the machete.

Buttface was dumbfounded. ”What? What did you say? You said you wanted the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood!”

”I was wrong just now. Actually, I need the Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood! If you don't believe me, I can show you the formula!” Xu Que said with a smile.