793 Xu Que Is About To Shoot A Film! (2/2)

”He used 13 sword incantations and knife incantations!”

”My goodness! I knew it, people of the Exploding Heavens Faction are not ordinary!” People exclaimed.

Buttface shouted aloud suddenly and took out a bag of Stinky Tofu and poured it into the ancient Chinese blast furnace. Then he took out a pair of long chopsticks and began to stir it. It looked like the two were not competing with each other to see who had better cooking skills, but that they were doing acrobatics.

After a short while, Xu Que waved his hand and a huge amount of True Core Strength erupted from his hand.

Bang!

The entire sky was covered by his True Core Strength, and the dark sky became all lit up. The True Core Strength changed into nine roaring dragons.

”Down!” Xu Que shouted and reached his hands forward with great strength. The nine dragons immediately fell into the ancient Chinese blast furnace from the sky.

Bang!

The ancient Chinese blast furnace exploded, and the dish inside began to shine. It was too bright, so people had to close their eyes a bit, even though they were trying their best to see the dish. When they saw the dish, they were all shocked and no one made any sound.

At the same time, Xu Que's phone took a photo of that shining dish.

It was steam-minced pork. Each slice of meat was as thin as a cicada's wings. The meat slices curled up like a dragon and were covered with white shining dots. Each slice of meat looked like a dragon's scale.

All the people present were completely stunned. Even the most knowledgeable cultivator among all these people had never seen such a delicate dish.

Seeing this, Buttface was also terribly surprised, and his facial expression became really exaggerated.

”This is impossible! What is this dish?!”

Xu Que replied seriously, ”Ao Jiutian, the Ultra Dragon of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

”What an Ao Jiutian, the Ultra Dragon of the Exploding Heavens Faction! I have to admit that you have the better cooking skills!” Buttface murmured and spit out some blood, looking very upset and sad. He walked back to the coal stove, took out all the Stinky Tofu, and made a bow to Xu Que.

”Indeed, the Food Deity of the Exploding Heavens Faction is really worthy of his title! I shall say goodbye!” Then he jumped into the sky and disappeared.

”I am sorry to tell you all that I am not in the mood for cooking any more dishes today! You shall all leave!” Xu Que said, with his hands behind his back. He slowly walked up into the sky and disappeared. The floating phone also finished shooting and left with Xu Que.

Everyone present was shocked, and they looked at each other in surprise, without knowing what had just happened. After a while, people could hear Buttface's screaming in the air, ”I have done everything you asked me to do, and I think I have given a good performance, what do you want?!”

Buttface was running, with a pot of Stinky Tofu in his hands, and Xu Que was chasing after him. ”Screw you! You call that a good performance?! You forgot what I told you this afternoon, haven't you?! You need to be picky with your performance and use your heart when performing!”

”You even spit blood, what was that for?! Who asked you to do that?!”

…

That night, the banquet ended without even really having a proper starting. All the officials and generals left with great disappointment. Xu Que only cared about shooting the film and did not care about those guests' feelings at all.

The next day, Xu Que forced Buttface to perform better and finished the last part of his film. Madame Ya, Su Ling'er, Su Yunlan, and Su Xiao Qi all participated in the shooting, and their beautiful looks were all recorded.

For the last part of the film, roughly speaking: Xu Que made an amazingly delicious dish, which upset Buttface a lot. So Buttface came back to take his revenge and killed Madame Ya and the rest of them. Then, Xu Que lost in the fight against Buttface and fell off a cliff. Luckily, he found a lost book of powerful incantations and has been cultivating himself ever since. Many years later, he came back.

On the last day of Xu Que's shooting, His Royal Highness came back to the Imperial Palace, so Xu Que changed a bit of the storyline and made His Royal Highness the man behind the curtain, the man who asked Buttface to do all the bad things. Then Xu Que killed His Royal Highness with all sorts of incantations.

It took almost three days for Xu Que to finish the shooting. On the third day, Xu Que was very satisfied with the work he had just finished and took Buttface to the roof of the inn. He wanted to set up the Signal Booster to see if Lao Cai had topped up his phone or not.

”What?! Again?! No, no, no! I won't do that again!” Buttface refused to be his Signal Booster with great determination.

”Well, I am not the type of person who would force people to do things they don't want to do.” Xu Que said, shaking his head. Then he took out a long, thick, black stick and quickly sneaked up behind Buttface.

Bang!

He hit Buttface on his head, and Buttface fainted instantly. Then Xu Que dragged Buttface up to the roof of the inn. Just like he did last time, he set up four Signal Boosters, put a pile of pop cans up, and settled Buttface on top of the pop cans.

After a short while, Xu Que found his phone had received the signal. He excitedly logged into his WeChat and sent the film that he had shot to Lao Cai.