792 10,000 Years From Now! (1/2)

”Ah?” Xiao Ming was shocked.

$10,000? This is lots of money; who would top up $10,000 to his mobile?

”Lao Cai, calm yourself down…” He hurriedly said.

Lao Cai stared back at him. ”Shut up! Are you telling me that you don't believe I can pay the $10,000 back?”

”No, no, no! Lao Cai, I know you have made a huge amount of money by shooting films in the last few years. I will top it up now!” Xiao Ming forced a smile and picked up the phone and topped it up.

Hearing this, Lao Cai picked the phone up proudly and called Xu Que.

”Sorry, the number you dialed does not exist, please check it and dial later.…”

”Crap!” Lao Cai yelled and his voice echoed in the mountains.

Xiao Ming was greatly surprised. ”What's going on? Why is Xu Que's phone bill still past due?”

”Crap! Xiao Ming, top it up...hello, where are you going?!” Lao Cai could no longer suppress his anger and shouted aloud. He was about to top it up with more money and was infuriated when he saw Xiao Ming running away.

Xiao Ming stopped and turned around. ”I am going to fetch some crap for you! You said if you fail to reach Xu Que via mobile.…”

”Come back! You little creep! Top up $100,000 to Xu Que's phone. If I fail again, I will eat a double amount of crap!” Lao Cai shouted.

Xiao Ming forced out a smile and topped up $100,000, which he had saved for a few years, to Xu Que's phone. He was not worried that Lao Cai would not pay him back, since he knew that Lao Cai had a good reputation as a film producer and had received many praises from his colleagues.

Later, Lao Cai called Xu Que again. ”Sorry! The subscriber you dialed cannot be connected for the moment, please redial later.”

Hearing this, Lao Cai was so angry that he almost passed out.

Screw you! Xu Que!

”You still can't reach him?!” Xiao Ming was stunned and could not believe Xu Que's phone bill was so huge.

Lao Cai waved his hand and said, ”I still can't reach him...never mind. Bring me some alcohol, I need to calm myself down.”

…

At the same time, in the cultivation world…

Xu Que had already put aside his Signal Booster and let Buttface relax. Since his phone had already run out of credit, Xu Que had given up and was trying to figure out other possible ways.

”Well, it depends on whether Lao Cai would top up my phone or not. He needs me to shoot scenes for his films. When he can't reach me via the phone, he would have to top up my phone.” Xu Que shook his head and cleared all the Arrays on the roof of the inn.

Soon, Buttface woke up and immediately got very angry. ”Screw you! I want to kill you, man to man!” He glared at Xu Que and shouted.

Xu Que smiled and nodded. ”Sure, come with me!”

”Wait a minute!” Buttface stepped backward, a bit surprised by Xu Que's reaction. He pretended to be proud and said, ”I have been restricted by you for two whole days, and I am not feeling very well. How about another day? But before that, you would have to cook me some Stinky Tofu, so I can recover soon.”

”It's on me, you can eat whatever you want! Let's go back to the palace!” Xu Que smiled and headed to the palace.

After all, if it were not for Buttface, I could not possibly make contact with people on Earth. Maybe next time, I will still need him as the Signal Booster, so I need to treat him well.

Seeing Xu Que in such a good mood, Buttface became alert and asked, ”You are plotting something, right?! You know what, I already know your dirty schemes, I refuse to eat anything tonight.”

”Oh, really?!” Xu Que stopped and smiled at Buttface.

”If I have a bite tonight, I am a dog!” Buttface said proudly, while patting his chest.

”Good!”

…

At the same time, the palace finally reclaimed its peace.