484 Weirdos of the Exploding Heavens Faction (2/2)

Another figure stepped forward. It was Li Bai of the Exploding Heavens Faction!

”Let's enjoy this while we can!” Li Bai said, holding a sword in one hand and a flagon in the other. ”Come on, bottoms up! The Sword of the Great River descends from the heavens… With every ten steps I take, a person dies by my hand. I can travel 1,000 miles and still be unstoppable. Zhang Dan Shan, the thought of your blood gives me the urge to write poetry! In this world, who can defend against my sword?”

Everyone was shocked again.

Holy sh*t!

No wonder Li Bai of the Exploding Heavens Faction is the number one gifted scholar of the Imperial City! He can compose adroit and domineering lines in the blink of an eye.

Who can defend against his sword? I suppose only sovereigns of the Exploding Heavens Factions know!

Suddenly, a low and strange voice spoke.

”Why did you summon me?”

Another member of the Exploding Heavens Faction stepped forward. It was Wu Wu Kai. What a strange name. None of the onlookers had heard of it before.

Wu Wu Kai walked up to the front of the cluster of doppelgängers. He then started to curse at Zhang Dan Shan without any hesitation.

”Zhang Dan Shan, you son of a b*tch! You are a filthy boar, a mother f*cking dog, and a god-d*mned wh*re! Stop wasting my time. Just fight me if you refuse to surrender!”

Everyone was totally dumbfounded!

What the h*ll? This guy is way too aggressive! He started to curse after just showing up! But his dirty words were so neat and rhymed. He is really an unconventional swearer!

He is awesome! No wonder he's a member of the Exploding Heavens Faction!

Just then, a piece of weird music sounded.

Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong…

Another member of the Exploding Heavens Faction stepped out. It was Snake Skin Monster. He stepped forward and stood beside Wu Wu Kai. With a cigarette in his hand, he started to sing.

”I am the most coquettish pig in LOL. I can reload my gun manually with the F key! This time I won't miss a shot and I won't be killed…”

He then suddenly stopped singing.

”Um, sorry, I was touched by my song!” he said, touching his forehead.

The onlookers were instantly confused. They didn't know what this guy's deal was. Why did he start singing? His song was so terrible…

However, Snake Skin Monster didn't care about the onlookers' opinions, so he ignored their gazes. He then turned the cigarette around and inserted the burning end into his mouth. He puffed on the cigarette forcefully. He started to sing loudly again.

”The coquettish pig was born before the Gods. I suck the burning end and f*ck the immortals! Zhang Dan Shan, just like the Ultima Skin Monster, Iron Man, and the invincible Hulk, I only need one chance to smash you, the d*mned boar, dog, and wh*re, into ashes! Just fight me if you are not a coward!”

”Eh? I have a question!” said Wu Wu Kai, who was standing beside him.

”Lu Benwei[1], you shut up!” said Snake Skin Monster.

”F*ck you!” Wu Wu Kai cursed angrily.

Everyone was totally confused.

How could these two members of the Exploding Heavens Faction be so weird? They are so unique. It is rare to come by these kinds of people in this world!

They started to curse just after showing up. They even cursed at each other. This is way too intense!

The Exploding Heavens Faction is really awesome!

No wonder ordinary people are not qualified to join the Exploding Heavens Faction!

”What are you doing?”

Another member of the Exploding Heavens Faction stepped out. It was Xue Zhiqian. He looked at Wu Wu Kai and Snake Skin Monster.

”Are you idiots?” Xue Zhiqian said. ”All your clichés are bullsh*t!”

[1] Wu Wu Kai's real name.