137 Monkey, You’re About To Be A Cripple! (1/2)
Chapter 137: Monkey, You’re About To Be A Cripple!
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The tiger’s penis exploded!
These words couldn’t be more true.
The tiger’s penis which was on the grill had been struck by the lightning and had exploded. Whatever was left had been charred black with wisps of smoke sizzling out from it. Evidently, it could no longer be consumed.
Xu Que looked extremely disappointed as he turned to the crowd apologetically, ”Everyone, the tiger’s penis is gone. Shall we grill tiger’s kidneys instead?”
”...” The crowd was at a loss for words, as the females in the crowd were blushing so red they felt dizzy as they stared at him, mouths opened.
Tiger King who was on the altar in the midst of his Tribulations was filled with rage as his facial expression revealed the anger in his heart. His eyes emanated killing intents.
When he heard Xu Que shout out, ”Tiger King, your penis exploded” he nearly broke free from his own Tribulations, wanting to charge towards Xu Que and slap him to death. Thankfully, he managed to restrain himself. He was due to become the King of Demons and had to have some tolerance and self-restraint.
He believed that once his Tribulations was over, the monkey underneath him would become a dead monkey for sure!
”Ignore that ugly clown down below. Once I end my Tribulations, I shall put him into a pot of boiling water and cook him ‘till he dies. I shall then impale him with a thousand blades and let everyone try a delicious snack of monkey meat!” The Tiger King stood atop the altar and looked extremely intimidating as he shouted out.
”Boom!’
A bolt of lightning descended from the skies once again as it struck the Tiger King. The instant the lightning bolt touched his body, it broke into fragments and scattered all across his body. That bolt of lightning had been absorbed and withstood by the Tiger King almost effortlessly. His ferocity and powers awed everyone watching.
”That was the fourth wave. The Tiger King is too strong. He could even still use the fourth wave of lightning to strengthen his own body!”
”The Tiger King is formidable!”
”The new King of our race is about to emerge!”
Everyone was instantly convinced by the Tiger King’s prowess as they started cheering.
The members of the Thousand Demons Tribe looked at each other and revealed excited smiles.
”Looks like the Tiger King would have no problems with his fifth wave. The most important thing at this point was whether he would be able to activate and conjure a sixth wave!”
”That’s right. That Nine Tails Fox was able to conjure the sixth lightning due to the exclusive blood which runs in her veins. But the Tiger King didn’t have the same ability and might find it harder to conjure the sixth bolt!”
”It seems like the Tiger King would only be able to summon five bolts of lightning. In order for him to conjure the sixth wave, he has to be much stronger. He has to seize the precise moment of the fifth wave and attempt to conjure the sixth bolt and fight with the heavens!”
”Hm... seems like even the games played by the childish monkey won’t be able to distract the Tiger King at this point.”
”Look! The fifth wave is about to begin!”
Everyone glanced up above onto the altar as they revealed looks of anticipation.
They stopped paying attention to Xu Que who was beneath the altar. Only the few Sky Demon Tribe elders were feeling anxious as they watched Xu Que. They were wondering if they should wake Su Ling’er up and ask her to convince the monkey to return.
In that second however, Xu Que whipped out a huge wok and placed it above the fire. He then poured oil onto the wok.
”What… What was this kid trying to do now?”
”Pouring oil onto the wok? Is he trying to cook tiger’s penises again? Or is he trying to cook tiger’s kidneys this time?”
”My friend Sun... Looks like nothing we say can convince him anymore!”
”Ai, actually I know what he’s trying to do. He wishes to distract the Tiger King and prevent him from successfully overcoming the Tribulations.”
”It’s a pity that it’s not going to work. The Tiger King is full of grit and determination. It seems like he won’t even have any problems should a sixth wave materialize. He won’t be distracted by our friend Sun at all.”
”Looks like we are to blame for being careless and allowing them to abduct Xiao Qi to use her to blackmail us. This forced our Queen to become the first person to activate the Tribulations and undergo unnecessary opposition!”
The few of them shook their heads and sighed out regretfully.
At this point, the clouds started rolling once more as the sound of thunder was heard.
”Boom doom!”
The fifth lightning was brewing within the thick clouds and was evidently charging up. Even the clouds look swollen due to the immense amount of energy surging within the skies.
Everyone around held their breaths in anticipation as their eyes remained fixed onto the skies.
”Chi la!”
At last, a lightning bolt as thick as a person’s arm was revealed from between the clouds as it crashed down.
”Boom!”
The Tiger King conjured numerous spells as he shouted out while embracing the force of the fifth lightning bolt.
A loud thud rang out as the lightning slammed down hard onto the Tiger King’s body, sending him flying several hundred meters away. He was flung aside towards the outer boundaries of the altar and the Tiger King looked pale.