Chapter 72 (1/2)

The whole college entrance examination classroom, after a short silence, began to brush the answer. Although that question is more wonderful, but there are not wonderful questions. The candidates decided to skip that question first. However, after answering several questions, their hands stopped again. This time, even the tip of the pen was shaking and the cold sweat came out.

I saw that they encountered a wonderful topic——

These are aliens: (four pictures)

These are not aliens: (four pictures)

Which of the following is an alien? Circle it (five pictures)

Looking at this question, the students turned pale and their eyes were confused... God TM circled the aliens out! What's the difference between them! How to distinguish this TM!

Look down again - a short answer.

It is known that there are 50 people dancing the square dance. The square array is 1 meter apart, and the songs are 170 decibels. Xiaoming lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3MS.

Huh? This question looks normal and can be answered!

The students regained their confidence, but when they saw the question, they just felt dizzy.

Q: what's the probability of Xiao Ming's success in throwing manure on the square dancing ladies?

God, shit!

After three questions, it is another wonderful topic.

One is rated at 60 × The 104w BMW was driving on a horizontal road and braked 5 meters away from Grandma. She is known to weigh 50 kg.

Excuse me: how much will grandma charge?

The students' hands trembled and their pens fell to the ground.

And this is the most ghost animal, at the end of the paper, blocking the candidates is the finale of the college entrance examination paper, and although it is to the finale, it is still a multiple-choice!

Spring is coming, and it's a good season for mating. At 6 p.m. on the Equinox Day in Beijing time, policeman Xiao Li looks up 38 degrees, sees the North Star, and then leads the team to rush into an underground prostitution den. Excuse me: what kind of words are the most likely to be uttered by the prostitutes in the room?

A: Oh, my God

B: Diao Lei Lou

C: Nong wants to do it

D: Siba

I want you to be a big watermelon! This year's college entrance examination of the people who stand out for me! I promise not to kill you!!!

Examinees one by one with the anger of the person, in front of a dark, fell down.

After the examination in the morning, the school gate burst into tears. Parents didn't know what happened to their children. They came out one by one and began to cry.