Chapter 304 (2/2)
”Merlin, why are you so buckle? Everyone gets along with courtesy, come and go, and when you get there, you just can't get in.” Hobbes seemed to have a lot of resentment in his stomach.
”Hey~” Merlin smiled cheeky, and said embarrassingly, ”Don't say that I am so stingy, am I involuntary? Don't you always say that I am a member of the wife control club? It’s okay for everyone to help each other in difficulties. Don’t always mention money, as it is easy to hurt our friendship~”
Hobbs's expression became complicated, and he felt that Merlin's face was thicker than he thought, ”Merlin, don't make a mistake, you can't be my treat every time. Last time I invited you to Helena’s secret cabin. At that time, the cost was nearly 500 gold coins. As a long-term member of the Wife Control Club, I am also very poor. Can't you unilaterally and unlimitedly squeeze me?”
”How could I squeeze you? Don't get me wrong, okay? This is an emotional exchange between friends~” Mei Lin said without embarrassment, without any polite meaning.
”What's a joke? Emotional communication is where I eat and drink, and drain my private money.” Hobbes showed a bitter face, feeling very sad.
”Uh...” Merlin raised his glass and patted Hobbs on the shoulder with a smile. ”What does it matter? Don't care about these details~”
”By the way, didn't you just come back from a mission? You should have some pocket money? I think since you are a friend, you should pay for the wine.” Hobbes said meaningfully.
”It's a pity that my pocket money has already been lost at the racecourse. Richard pitted me again...” Merlin said embarrassedly.
”Brother, you are really poisonous. I never saw you win a horse bet? This is too strange. It is simply a different kind of gambler. Normal people can definitely win money for alcohol several times...” Hobbes realized now What's wrong, since I have been serious with Merlin until now, let alone gambling a hundred times, Merlin has lost all his money every time, this luck... it is too much to look straight!
”Oh, who knows? I don't know why my luck is so bad...” Merlin sighed, a drop of cold sweat fell on his forehead, and said with an expression of irreverence.
”Maybe I have been cursed (blessed) by the secret power of God (wife) from the east (home)...”
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Chapter 5: Confusion
Hobbs looked at Merlin's gloomy look, and he was definitely poor and poor.
After all, Alice's stinginess has reached a certain level, only to give Merlin 100 gold coins, she is sending a beggar?
Hobbs, also a strict wife, understood Merlin's situation well, so he patted him on the shoulder.
”I understand you very well. After all, there is a tigress in the house. It is not easy to think about you. After all, the strength is not as good as that of my wife. I must have received a lot of pressure at home, right?”
”Huh!?” Merlin looked at Hobbs in surprise, thinking that in Hobbes' eyes, how could he be like a housewife who specializes in the anger of his wife?
”Let me just say, a man can't just rely on his face to eat soft food, no matter how handsome he is, he sometimes gets tired of it, so strength is the capital of speaking...” Hobbes nodded like a person who came by.
Merlin's face was expressionless, and she felt a little congested in her chest, wondering who was eating soft food?How do you think Alice has her own little tail?That's enough, is it despised if you have no money in your pocket now?Actually think of yourself as a little boy...
”Brother Merlin, look at yourself as a living example, with a handsome face, successfully climbing a golden adventurer, and finally marrying Alice, how is it now?” Hobbes wore the red. Rosacea said sympathetically, ”Because you are not as strong as Alice, you are suppressed everywhere and you still can’t resist. You live a life of swallowing your breath every day, and every time your pocket is cleaner than your face, if you let the yin and the yang The decline continues, Brother Merlin, you will become a slave at home, without any status...”
”Wait a minute.” Merlin raised his hand and motioned to Hobbs to stop, feeling the more he said it. ”I want to emphasize that I didn't eat soft food, let alone allow Alice to ride on my head.”
”Tsk!” Hobbs uttered a tongue, showing a clear look at his chest, ”I understand, I understand, isn't it a matter of face? Is there anything I can't admit in front of my brother? It's true that I am at home. The situation is similar to yours.”
”Uh...” Merlin was stunned, then narrowed his eyes, ”Then I feel that you are the one who deserves the most pitiful...”
”To each other.” Hobbes drank tons and tons.
”We are not the same, don't equate me with you.” Merlin frowned and clearly refused.
”Really? If it's different, then Alice shouldn't limit your money, presumably the money for the drink is also a trivial thing? Then treat, it's your turn...” Hobbes stretched out his hand expressionlessly Asking for money was probably caused by Merlin's eating and drinking.
”This...” Merlin smiled awkwardly, a drop of cold sweat fell on his forehead, and forced Hobbs's outstretched hand to push back, ”I...I was so miserable that I was crushed by this stinky lady like Alice, sure enough. A guy like me who eats soft rice can only get angry at home, and all the hard-earned money earned by Alice has been confiscated by this guy, I will ask you, is there anything worse than me? Hey... …”
Seeing Merlin's grief, Hobbs couldn't help but feel pity for the same illness, ”Sure enough, brother Merlin, don't say it, see you are worse than me, I will treat you to the female ticket if I have the opportunity...”
”Huh? That...” Merlin was stunned, wondering why he would be with Hobbes and never go to serious places?
”Why? Don't you want to go to Helena's secret hut again? Aren't the young ladies there are very good?” Hobbes seemed to be a bit drunk, and the whole person became mad.
”Not bad, thank you Minister for taking care of me. In the future, I will stay at the Wife Control Club and will not leave for the rest of my life. I will become a lifelong honorary member. It feels like everyone is a talented person, and I can speak nicely. In order to eat and drink, Merlin has already begun to do whatever it takes.
Hobbs gave Merlin a thumbs up and did not continue to chat, but wanted to finish reading the newspaper in front of him and go straight home.
Since the two were sitting opposite each other, Hobbes raised the newspaper, and Merlin could also see some of the contents on the back of the newspaper.
”The legendary Elgin swordsman appeared in the royal capital, and angered Samuel, the radical cadre of the black elf, to rescue the empire from crisis!”
Because the incident of Merlin's defeat of Samuel, the black elf, was raging in the capital, and it didn't take long, the news still occupies the headlines of major newspapers.
After all, these newspapers don't look at the queen's face too much, they just need to make a big deal, so if the public likes to know, there must be news.
Nowadays, the most popular figure in the British Empire is of course Elgin's great swordsman. The admirers are increasing day by day, and the voices are louder and louder.
I don't know how many melon-eaters in the empire regard Elgin's Great Swordsman as a savior, and he is very close to a legendary hero.
Almost everyone has a strong curiosity about this mysterious strong man, although he does not know who he is?But they all like to portray him as a variety of stalwarts, and the result is now more and more crazy.
”Huh?” Merlin saw that there was a report of his own, and he suddenly became curious and took the Hobbes newspaper directly.
”The dark elf radical cadres set up a taboo magic circle in the capital, and almost buried the entire capital. The critical juncture, Elgin Swordsman, was killed in time and determined the greatest crisis in the empire. The legendary messenger of justice deserves his name!”
”The Thorns Knight played a limited role in this incident. The seventh knight Morrison was severely injured. The future safety of the Empire is worrying!”