Chapter 174 (1/2)
”If you fail, it's okay. As long as the people are okay, you can leave the green hills without worrying about firewood~” Hobbes waved his hand and said like an old spicy adventurer, ”In fact, in our adventurer business, Mission failure is too common, Merlin, newcomer, don’t have any psychological pressure, hiccup~”
Merlin was stunned by Hobbes' alcohol hiccups, slapped his nose and said, ”I don't have any psychological pressure at all.”
”My friend, you still have a good mentality, and your wife Alice is a serious type.” Hobbes recalled it, and said with a smile on her face, ”I remember that she was just an adventurer. Kia cried for a long time, hehe~”
Merlin looked at Alice and remembered that when she came back together in the carriage, Alice was really melancholy.
”You nonsense! I didn't cry!” Alice retorted with a blushing face.
”Just ask Rukia about this kind of thing...” Hobbes held up the whiskey, taking two sips, his face full of refreshing feeling.
”You... dare you!” Alice angrily punched Hobbs in the eye socket.
”By the way, Merlin, I'll tell you secretly...” Hobbs deliberately lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, ”Now you have a green hat of Damocles on top of your head, which will be buckled at any time.”
”What do you mean?” Merlin frowned.
”I heard Rukia say that Alice seems to like Elgin Great Swordsman very much. You have to pay attention.” Hobbes touched his chin and said seriously, ”I guess you are a virtue, sure I can’t beat the national idol, so it’s safer to use your big banana to conquer Alice’s soul.”
”Ha...” Merlin gave a dry smile, thinking that he knew this secret a long time ago, saying that Rukia is a big mouth...
”Kill countless holy orders in seconds? In my opinion, few people can do it. It is estimated that the knight exaggerated. If it is true, then Elgin Great Swordsman is not a human being. It is not a god to describe it. For the sake of it.” Hobbes touched his chin in a thinking state, doubting what happened just now.
There are question marks all over Alice's head, and I am curious to hear what they are talking about.
”Miss Alice!!”
A familiar voice sounded, and Alice couldn't help being excited.
Arnold knelt down in front of Alice in a gliding manner, holding a bright red rose in his hand.
His eyes were shining, blue hair hooked, and he opened the protagonist priest of the girl comics.
”Beautiful Miss Alice, welcome back, oh huh~”
”Stay away from me, Arnold, why are you abnormal every time!” Alice went crazy.
”Only I have to show my enthusiasm, otherwise there will be no chance of cuckolding.” Arnold said wishfully.
”No, you look so disgusting...” Alice's face turned dark, showing an expression of disgust.
”Uh...” Arnold was stabbed in the heart.
”Alice, Arnold is waiting for you at the guild gate every day for a while, rain or shine.” Hobbes said flatly.
”Wow!” Alice stepped back in horror, and said in horror, ”What's up? Like a stalker, disgusting!”
”Uh!” Arnold suffered a second heart attack, and cold sweat flowed from his forehead.
”Don't always scold others for perverts. We slept together last night. After you woke up, you scolded me for perverts. Is it super hurtful?” Meilin said blankly, looking very disgusted.
”You...you you you...what are you talking about!?” Alice's face flushed into a big ripe apple, and angrily retorted, ”Climbing onto my bed without knowing it in the middle of the night, What's wrong with me calling you a pervert?!”
”Wow~” Hobbs let out a sigh, raised his eyebrows, and flew towards Merlin with a look you know.
”Puff!” Arnold's heart was stabbed for the third time by the adulterer, he immediately vomited blood for three liters, and then ran out of the guild in tears, ”Wow...”
The three of them looked at Arnold's back like a defeated dog with expressionless faces, in a mixed mood.
Merlin smashed his mouth and said untimely, ”Look, tell you not to swear casually, how poisonous is your mouth?”
Alice secretly pressed Merlin's ribs with her elbow, and said dissatisfiedly, ”It's so noisy, you're not a good person...”
”Grandi! Grandi! Fight for your breath!”
”Fuck! Grandi don't look at that mare!”
”Sun! It's a game now, okay to plant the seeds and wait for the evening!?”
”It's another shady at the Royal Racecourse! Even Mei Ma Ji has used it...”
Merlin threw the horse betting roll to the ground and fell into a depression, and the horse racing on the screen was in full swing.
Hobbs took a sip of whiskey.He smiled and said, ”This Grandi is not as good as Richard...”
”Two bad guys...”
Alice, who was sitting at the counter, spit out a little, and silently retracted her gaze.
Rukia put a glass of milk in front of Alice and asked with a smile, ”Is the task strength unhappy, you want to talk to me?”
”No...No...” Alice flushed a little, thinking that she was not a child, but she felt like she was being taken care of by Rukia.
”If you want to ask me the secret of keeping beautiful, I can't do it, because I'm born and can't teach it, oh ha ha~” Rukia covered her mouth with a smile, with a sense of superiority.
”No...” Alice rolled her eyes, feeling embarrassed.