Chapter 126 (1/2)
The two groups on the chest are great, directly pressing on Merlin's head!?
”I'll be fine with that episode, I still like this kind of little white face, haha...”
”Uh!”
Merlin raised his eyes, and couldn't see the roof anymore. It covered the sky and the sun, and it also covered his eyes.
He felt his head sink into softness, which was quite heavy to be honest.
Merlin has heard of facial cleanser, but what the hell is this shampoo?
”Hmm!” Alice became angry at once. Seeing Merlin being harassed, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable, but she didn't mean to stop her face to face, as if she was jealous.
”What's the matter? Is my sister's breasts more comfortable than someone's washboard? As expected, is it the best? Do you want to do shameful things with your sister?” Rossetti madly teased Merlin, let him fully understand what is meant by The waves are rough.
”Emmmm...” Merlin was silent and did not speak, thinking that it seemed... it seemed a little comfortable?
Alice's anger became higher and higher, and her face became more and more red. Seeing Rossetti so tempting Merlin, she couldn't help screaming.
”Enough! Keep me away from him!”
Alice sat next to Merlin, pushed Rossetti away, took Merlin's arm, and pulled him over.
”Don't harass him! You fucking black cow! A little shameful, OK?”
”Haha...” Rossetti laughed lightly, thinking it was funny, and asked with interest, ”Alice, you are not good, aren't you talking about a nominal couple? Why are you suddenly angry?”
”What if it's a fake couple in name!? I just can't understand that you are here to hurt Britain, understand?” Alice forced herself to find a crappy reason.
”Since it's a fake couple, what does it matter if we get a little closer? You don't have the right to control it?” Rossetti asked Alice with a smile, no matter how she looked like she was jealous.
”I...I don't have the right to control, but if you press the fat on his head, it will make him uncomfortable.” Alice tugged at Merlin's arm and asked seriously, ”To be honest, is it uncomfortable? Don’t want to be crushed by two masses of fat?”
”It feels... okay...” Mei Lin replied blankly, without much discomfort.
”Wh...what!?” Alice pinched Merlin's waist furiously, tears rolling in her eyes.
”Hurry up and admit it to me honestly. It's uncomfortable to be crushed by two masses of fat. Poor breasts are the best, and you like poor breasts the most.”
”I now allow you to answer again, think carefully before answering...”
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Alice's blue eyes were full of hope, and she wanted Merlin to stand on her side.
However, Merlin didn't have the slightest expression on her face, wondering if she had made a mistake. Didn't she let her eyes open and tell lies?
Merlin didn't think there was anything good about poor breasts, but let Alice save some face, and silence was the best answer.
”Are you talking?” Alice did not want to lose to Rossetti, and pulled Merlin's arm twice.
”Hahaha, Alice, you don’t understand this? If you don’t say anything, you’re denying it. Sure enough, your little lover likes sex?” Rossetti laughed indiscriminately. Stimulate Alice.
Alice stared at Rossetti with a grievance on her face, and she really hated this guy so much that she would ridicule herself inexplicably.
”I don't like sex very much either. It's too big, like a balloon on the chest. It looks very unsightly. What's the beauty of things that are inconsistent?” Mei Lin said lightly, seriously stating his point of view.
”Haha, I don't see him, he is not interested in your fat! Give up Rossetti!” Alice suddenly became triumphant, feeling that Merlin was on her side.
”Poor breasts are also uncoordinated? What are you proud of?” Merlin said helplessly, and couldn't help but hit Alice.
”Uh!” Alice paled after brushing her face and whispered very dissatisfied, ”What are you doing? You should speak to me now...”
”Haha, Alice, don't want to press me down. Men like sex. Don't you know why your man is so bad?” Rossetti's eyes showed sympathy when he saw Alice.
”What's so good about two groups of fat! It's not convenient at all! It will become a burden at every turn. I feel very good about my figure now!” Alice retorted with a blush.
”Really? You feel good and no man will take the initiative to talk to you. Only the stupid son of the landlord, Arnold, pursues you.” Rossetti sat next to Merlin and clamped his arms with two great balls on his chest. Now, brother, do you like that? Or is it better to admit it honestly~”
”Go away! Rossetti!” Alice pushed Rossetti away, and said angrily, ”He is mine!”
”Huh!?” Merlin looked at Alice in astonishment, feeling that this was a bit ambiguous.
”My... my fake husband!” Alice explained clearly, ”Don't mess with him!”
The opposite state of blessing appeared on the two of them
Merlin: debuff ”Harem Member-1”
Alice: buff ”wife status +1”
”Oh~, you are so boring, Alice...” Rossetti reluctantly returned to the opposite side and sat down with Leonardo. ”They can be jealous, even if they are not a real couple?”