Chapter 108 (1/2)
”If you don't wash it for a month, I will not wash it for a month?” Merlin frowned.
”I'm not that dirty! I basically wash it every day at home!” Alice was afraid of being misunderstood.
”It's not fair for you to come first for everything, that bed belongs to me!” Merlin pointed to herself, thinking that Alice was always taking advantage of it. This is not a shared rent, but this is a boarding house!
”Huh!?” Alice furrowed her brows together, immediately revealing the posture of a housekeeper
”Of course the bed belongs to me!”
”The one who came first naturally belongs to me!”
”This little sofa is your home, huh~!”
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Chapter 5: Monthly Ticket Plus
”Miss Alice, we are renting together. I am not staying with you, okay?” Merlin knocked on the table with his fingers, and said very dissatisfied, ”You have taken all the benefits, so I have no rights at all. .”
”I'm a girl, ladies first, will you die if you are a gentleman?” Alice said frankly, this kind of thing began to suppress Merlin with a female identity.
”Sorry, I always look at the size of my breasts to distinguish gender. You are too pure to be a pure man in my eyes.” Mei Lin waved his hand repeatedly, saying that he would not eat this set.
”You...what did you say!?” Alice gritted her teeth angrily, and said angrily, ”I don't care, I rent the house first, so I have the final say!”
”Where did you get your capital? Big boobs? Hips? Or do you look cute like a baby?” Merlin spread out her hands, her expression obviously looking down on Alice.
”I...” Alice was speechless, and said angrily, ”The bed is mine. I have slept for a long time. It can't live without me!”
Merlin was expressionless, wondering if this was the opposite. Is this guy inseparable from the bed?
”Come less. If it's fair, one person will sleep for one day.”
”I won't let you sleep in my bed!” Alice was angry immediately, touching her fake breast and said, ”Please be kind to me? It's not easy for me to be a girl, don't you say you are Are you an arrogant monarch? Would you snatch a girl's bed? Don't you feel ashamed!”
”Uh……”
Merlin's expression was weird, and his words hit her little heart.
As an arrogant monarch, it is a bit embarrassing to grab a girl's bed.
It’s like an adult grabbing a bear kid’s lollipop, but Merlin quickly found an excuse
Alice is a former brave, she is suppressing her opponent, not ashamed.
”Please be considerate of me, please? I am an elderly person, suffering from cervical spondylosis, rheumatism, and hemorrhoids on the buttocks. Don't you represent a brave man of justice? Can't you respect me as an old man?”
Although the two were sitting at the dining table, like a couple chatting, the scene was not harmonious and they began to sell each other miserably.
Alice can be considered a quick temper, and she can't help it immediately, ”Don't pretend to be in front of me. If you don't want me to refund you, go live!”
Merlin squinted his eyes to see Alice's appearance, this is to kill the fish, think about the little money he earns, and rent a house.
So after careful consideration, Merlin decided to lie down and try his best, barely sleep on the sofa, and wait for the opportunity to hang Alice from the roof.
”Okay, you have a small chest, you are reasonable.”
”Your chest is small!” Alice was anxious.
”Yes, yes, as young as you.” Merlin said maliciously.
Alice closed her mouth tightly, her face flushed with anger, and her hands shook the table.
”Eat and eat~” Merlin picked up the knife and fork, pretending to be innocent, and left Alice half angry.
Alice calmed down a bit, and basically reached a consensus on the co-leasing, and she could barely make do with living together.
But there are other issues that need to be discussed carefully.
”What do you think about the couple adventurers? The ugly words are in front. I won't admit the relationship with your husband and wife!”
Merlin was chewing steak, and almost choked to death, ”Cough cough! Don't worry, I will never admit it, let alone you are a washboard, even if you are a sexy stunner, I won't be moved. You don't want to be like this, keep your distance, OK?”
Alice felt that she would get angry with Merlin for a long time.
She doesn't want to fight with Merlin now, even if this guy is full of trash talking, try to restrain herself.
”Just to my liking, I don't want to have an inexplicable relationship with you!”
”Each each other~” Merlin nodded, and if Alice came closer, she would be happy to kick her out of the solar system.
”About the debt consolidation...” Alice stopped talking.
”Hey...” Merlin put down the knife and fork, sighed and said, ”This is the fucking pitest...”