Chapter 82 (1/2)
”I...” Alice suddenly got angry and was placed in play so many times. She said from the side that she didn't have the charm of a woman, what a damn person. ”Co-renting...not impossible, but property fees, utilities, etc. , Sanitation fees, house maintenance fees, etc., cost one person and half!
Merlin raised his eyes and thought, now that he is an adventurer, it shouldn't be difficult to make money, right?Then nodded, ”Yes...”
”The bed is mine, I hope you can use the bathroom at night, and the bathroom is my priority!” Alice is not welcome, basically taking all the advantages she can take.
”I want to sleep too~” Merlin was more concerned about this.
”No! I'll sleep first, and the sofa is your place!” Alice said seriously.
”All right...” Merlin shrugged, thinking that a sofa is better than a stable.
Alice thought for a while and felt that there was no problem, but she still had to put on a high posture, ”You can figure it out for me, and have a correct attitude. I see you as a pitiful bastard, so I can barely agree to the terms of the joint rent. What, you should thank me in your heart, hum~!”
”Oh, I'm so grateful...” Merlin was expressionless, and answered very perfunctorily, thinking that this guy is clearly in his heart for fun, right?Some people are willing to share half of the expenses without disturbing their lives.
The facts are exactly the same. Alice is happy to spend her heart. Her normal expenses are reduced by half, and she can save a lot of small money every month. She makes a lot of money in Keng Meilin.
Hehe, mentally retarded devil, let me make good use of it!Squeeze his value...
Alice felt very happy, and suddenly thought that all the chatting was all about painting flatbreads. How could she let Merlin live in vain without seeing a penny?
”Hey! Since you want to rent together, you can't live in vain this month. Bring the money!”
Merlin suddenly became embarrassed, and he was clinking poorly now, where would he go to make money, ”Alice, don't always mention money, how vulgar?”
”Stop talking nonsense, no money to get out! After drawing so long a flatbread, tease me to play?” Alice unceremoniously patted the table.
”I'll give you the money. I'll start working as soon as I go to the union. Any SSS-level commission is a trivial matter to me. Then I can become very rich casually~” Merlin felt that she was completely fine, not afraid The enemy is strong enough, I am afraid that there is no copy to fight.
”Stop making trouble, okay? Let’s not mention whether you can accept an SSS-level commission for a trash black iron. Even if I have been an adventurer for so long, I have never seen an SSS-level commission once. You think you can accept it casually. Are you there?” Alice glared at Merlin and said very seriously, ”Hurry up and pay half of this month's rent, or I won't see your sincerity.”
”Don't worry, Alice, have you forgotten who I am? The Demon Race has seven great monarchs. I am the strongest arrogant monarch. Do you think I am so noble, I will owe money and not pay it back?” Cold gesture, want to drag.
”Fart! That was before. You are now a poor clinking tramp. Your only survival skill is swindling. Now you are given money to sell your kidneys. I guess you will not refuse.” Alice is not polite. Demolition.
”Uh, Alice, you look down on me too much...” Merlin took out a horse betting ticket from his back pocket. ”Do you know what this is?”
”Tickets for horse betting, poor ghosts daydream things...” Alice curled her lips.
”Wrong! Alice, you really have no spirituality, so I always think you are a vulgar person.” Merlin said very persistently holding the horse betting ticket.
”Alice, listen carefully...”
”This is a ticket to the pinnacle of life!”
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Chapter 17
”Ha ha……”
Alice sneered, and looked down upon Merlin, a horse betting man.
”What kind of horse betting coupons in life? It's clearly a scam to further drain your blood and sweat. Although I know some people get rich overnight by betting on horse racing, I am sure that person is not you.”
”Uh!” Merlin was hurt in her heart, thinking that her luck was indeed a little bit worse, but this does not interfere with her vision of the future. ”Anyway, you have to believe in my potential. I will definitely pay the rent. If you don't experience a gamble in your life , That is incomplete.”
”Oh, a guy who works as a cowboy in a tavern, he is ashamed to say that he has potential? I'm so funny~” Alice covered her mouth and smiled, sitting in front of the fried egg, planning to wipe out the breakfast, ”I don't care, if you are If you want to live in my house, you must bring money, or you can get out of it as soon as possible.”
”Okay~” Merlin snatched the fried egg in front of Alice from behind.
”What are you doing? That's mine! I bought the eggs too!” Alice knocked on the table angrily.
”Since I have to pay, then I don't have to pretend to be a man, let alone please you.” Merlin swallowed the omelette directly, rubbed his hands and said, ”Isn't it money? You wait. I will do it now!”
Merlin didn't look back, humming a little tune and turned away. Alice was anxious and threw the fork in her hand.
As a result, Merlin took the lead, and the fork was nailed to the door, making a vibrating sound.
”Asshole, don't come back to bother me!”
Later in the union.
”Ah ah ah ah ah ah!”
”Edward! Edward, are you swollen?”
”Why are you running so slow today?!”
”It must be shady again! Shady of monopoly!”
Merlin made a series of screams in the union, and the horse betting ticket in his hand was turned into a ball by him.