Chapter 80 (1/2)
”Ms. Alice’s life is still very difficult. She often goes to and out of the venues where prices are on sale. The number of new clothes she changes every season is also limited. I remember when she was looking for a house, because she couldn’t find suitable ones, she actually slept in a tavern. It's not a place where a girl lives. When she found me, I was very sympathetic and offered the lowest price. I sincerely hope to help this girl who lives alone.”
Merlin heard the landlady's telling, feeling a little touched in his heart, not sympathizing with Alice.
She was surprised at her life, and always thought that this washboard was more moisturizing than her own life.
Merlin suddenly remembered that he was playing the role of Alice's husband first, so he squeezed out a smile and said embarrassingly.
”I...I thank you for your generosity in place of Alice.”
”If my daughter could have children, she might be as old as Miss Alice. Maybe it gave me some illusions at the time?” The landlord's wife laughed.
Merlin didn't know how to answer, thinking that we humans are really sentimental species, wait!I am not a human being, but a demon, am I?It seems that the feelings of human beings are becoming more and more dull and indifferent. Is this good or bad?
”In fact, my old lady said so much, I hope you can take good care of Miss Alice. Maybe the pressure of life makes one person breathless, but if two people share the burden together, there is no problem at all.” The landlord said with a smile. .
”I will... take good care of her...” Merlin smiled reluctantly, thinking
Sorry.
We are not married.
And we are the enemy!
The kind that will fight in less than three seconds...
(??Ω???)
The landlord's wife left after collecting the money, and before leaving, she told Merlin and Alice not to fight.
Alice smiled and shook her head and said no, she still looked very polite.
But when the door was closed
”Merlin, you bastard! You slandered my innocence! Go to hell!”
Alice drew out her rapier, shedding cold air, and stabbed Merlin straight.
Merlin smiled crookedly, and easily clamped the blade with two fingers, making it difficult to move forward.
”Miss Alice, calm down and don't be so excited.”
”You bastard!” Alice found that her rapier seemed to be restrained by iron tongs, it was difficult to move, and the difference in strength was too great.
”I am not a bastard, I am your husband now, don't you want to be a widow?” Merlin smiled and said.
”Shut up! You shameless man!” Alice flushed and yelled in frustration.
”It's okay for you to be honest, don't be so irritable, you will noisy the neighbors.” Merlin flicked her finger and easily shook Alice back two steps. ”And you don't go too far. When I do it, the house will be left in an instant. Fragment, I can pat my ass and leave, you have to lose money, and you are considering drawing your sword against me.”
”I...” Alice held up the sword and hesitated, thinking about it, if she broke the house, she would be too bad, so she put away the sword and changed her mouth and guns to melee. ”Get out of here! This is my house.” !”
”I'm staying for a while, and I didn't intend to rob your house?” Merlin sat on the sofa staggeringly, posing as a big boss, and took the banana next to him and started eating.
What makes Alice the most unbearable is that Merlin throws it on the floor unceremoniously after eating, and it takes time to wipe the floor herself, okay?!
”I don't allow it, you leave this for me! You are not allowed to stay at my house for a second!” Alice walked over and picked up Merlin's collar.
Originally, Alice wears less, she looks sexy and seductive simply by wearing a bath towel. If it weren't for Merlin's calmness, she had to be short of breath and surging in blood.
”Miss, don't be like this, I'm here now, don't you want to drive me out...” Mei Lin cheeked and was unmoved.
”You rascal! Get out! Get out of my house!” Alice put her knee on the sofa, and the torn towel made the mystery looming inside.
”Why are you so buttoned? I will stay for a while, and if I have a suitable house, I will move out.” Mei Lin smiled helplessly, thinking that this washboard is really stingy~
”G, U, N!” Alice tightened Merlin's collar and shook it vigorously, turning him into a rattle.
Merlin's gaze alternated between far and near, and what remained unchanged was Ma Pingchuan on Alice's chest, as if she was wearing a silver scale breastplate.
Merlin was really worried about hitting the washboard and breaking his skull, so she touched Alice's butt with her backhand and squeezed it hard.
”Ah ah!”
Alice exclaimed, her face flushed, and she held her buttocks and moved back, feeling hot and painful where she had been pinched.
She thought that Merlin was a very serious person, so she didn't take much precautions. She didn't expect to be a fake and serious, and she was taken advantage of by accident.
With tears in Alice's eyes, she felt it was a shame to be touched by Merlin.
”You...you you you...you rascal! Sexualist! I want to fight with you...”
Merlin's expression was a little dazed, and he shook his hands twice, feeling unexpectedly refreshing, especially Q bombs.
”Miss Alice, to be honest, the feel of your ass is much stronger than that of your chest. It's obviously the fat pile in the wrong place, haha...”
”Shut up! Get out!” Alice didn't dare to approach Merlin, for fear of being sexually harassed.