C88 (1/2)
That heart had come to this world and was rubbing against fire. It was like a meteor that was circling around the world. It was too fast. The heavens did nothing to it, treating it like a poisonous insect. It was afraid, so it flew back and forth in its own world. After observing it for a long time, he did not feel that it posed much of a threat.
One day, God asked it, ”Whose heart are you?”
The heart said, ”I don't know. I don't have any memories!”
The heavens said, ”Why don't you go reincarnate! It's meaningless to wander around in the universe everyday! ”
”What do you want to be reincarnated for?” The heart asked.
”To be reincarnated as a human!”
”Is it interesting to be a person?”
”Interesting! ”As a human, you have emotions and desires!” God said.
”What are you trying to do with your emotions?” The heart asked again.
”With a person's seven emotions and six desires, you will think of all sorts of tricks! I think life is going to be interesting. Love, make friends, make money, shop, eat, drink, etc. It's better than walking around in circles here every day! ” God said.
Thus, that heart landed on Earth. He had seen the prosperity of the human world. Humans bustled about, bustling with noise and excitement. It was a rare sight. He then chose one of the pregnant women and drilled into her belly to become a human.
”And the woman it chose is Da Laozhu's wife, Chao Xixi. But you know who I am! ”
Tao Daxian finished his speech.
I was stunned. ”No wonder Chao Xixi had a dragon protecting her! So the child in her womb is not ordinary at all! ”
”All the dragons in the world come from the body of the lonely Yunshan. The dragon was as loyal as a dog, and had a better sense of smell than a dog. The child in Chao Xixi's stomach had Dugu Yunshan's body hidden in his heart. The dragon could smell its master's scent from Chao Xixi's body, so of course it had to protect her! ” Tao Daxian said.
”How do you know all this?” I asked.
Tao Daxian lowered his head, and placed both of his hands on the door, respectively lifting up half of his long hair. Looking at the green horizon, his eyes seemed to be a little blurred, and said: ”I know everything, and am unrivalled, these seven words, is the constant evaluation of me!”
”You're not necessarily that handsome!” I said it casually.
”What?” Say that again! ” The man looked away from the sky and stared at me.
I swallowed and lowered my head slowly, not daring to say another word. I think that if I say it again, the other party will be able to eat me.
”Am I handsome or not?”
”Cool!”
”How handsome?”
”As handsome as you can be!”
”Why do I feel like saying something is really against my will!”
”No, really! I promise! ”
”Kneel!” Tao Daxian suddenly bellowed.
”Why are you kneeling down?”
”Are you going to kneel?”
I had to kneel.
”A finger to the heavens!”
I point a finger at the sky.
”Shout loudly a hundred times! Er Tao is the most handsome!”
”This...”
”Hurry up!”
I didn't dare to disobey and could only shout into the sky: ”Er Tao is the most handsome! Er Tao is the most handsome! Er Tao is the most handsome! ”
To say how bitter I felt when I shouted: I felt like I had met a fool. Turn yourself into a fool.
He glanced at Tao Daxian who was at the side. He was currently holding a small mirror in one hand and a wooden brush to adjust his long hair. He shook his head in a very coquettish manner. A satisfied smile spread across his smooth, clean face.
A hundred times. My voice cracked. He was furious. Tears streamed down his face.
Er Tao said: ”I always hear others praising me as handsome, but I actually don't want others to praise me. So much praise that I feel embarrassed! ”
I'd rather be deaf.
”Keep digging the grave! Don't look at me all the time. I know I have a nice face. The more others looked at me, the more they thought I was handsome! But you can't keep your eyes on me, and you're delaying the business! Don't look at me like I can't stand it! Forget me! ”Please don't look at me like that. My face will turn red like an apple!” Er Tao said half singing, one hand spinning, his body twisting like a water snake.
I quickly stood up and picked up the shovel. I looked down and kicked with my feet, digging furiously at the ground. In his heart, he silently swore that if he didn't call for me, I would definitely not take the initiative to look for him.
”Don't ask me why I'm so handsome! Was it wrong to be handsome? Was it wrong? Handsome to the heavens, handsome to the earth, handsome to the everlasting! Handsome like the mortal world, handsome like the universe, how many people are crying for me … It really is true … ”I am so handsome that I cry for myself …” Tao Daxian began to sing like a wolf.
I couldn't help but feel goosebumps all over my body. My scalp was tingling, my face was numb, and I could barely hold the shovel in my hand. He wanted to find a slender iron rod and stab his ears until they bled.
He was actually crying! He sang himself until he cried! He was still holding up the mirror to look at himself as he cried.
”Oh my god!” I can't stand it! Someone, come and save me! ” My heart screamed. He dug out two pieces of glue from the ground and kneaded them into an egg, blocking his ears.
What kind of lunatic was he!? Can I still believe what he said?
A long time passed.
I'm still trying to dig the grave. He was sweating profusely from exhaustion. He was panting heavily. The cut on his hand bled even more, and half of the wooden handle was soaked red.
Tao Daxian was no longer singing. Lying on all fours in the green wheat field, his eyes were filled with tears.
He did not know why he was crying. It had already been such a long time, could it be that he was still moving her?