C68 (1/2)

Er Nengdan's name was currently Jin Yunshan. Because he had loved to show off since he was young, he always did things nimbly. His head was round, his eyes were round, and he exuded a sense of shrewdness. Since he was the number two, everyone gave him a nickname, Er Nengdan. Unable to stay in the village, he ran off to play in the city. He had somehow learned how to drive a car and even became the county governor's driver. In our part of the world, he was in the limelight for a while. He could even say a few words to the village head.

During this year's Mid-Autumn Festival, Er Nengdan went back to his hometown and got drunk. The village chief punched him in the face. Ask him why he beat me up. There was no reason. For no reason at all, he just wanted to punch the village chief. The village chief was beaten until his nose bled and his eyes turned green. He raised his leg and stomped on his stomach again. The village chief didn't dare to retaliate, he only accompanied Er Nengdan who was smiling merrily while he coaxed the drunk, he didn't even dare to fart.

He really bought a lot of things. I carried a lot of them. San Geda carried two boxes. Er Nengdan did not take anything, and only led his son to the front. San Geda could not shut his mouth, he kept saying that he had never seen it before, and then he had never seen it either. I was also secretly happy that I had something good to eat this time, so I didn't have to nibble on the sweet potato anymore.

The son of the county governor was dishonest. He walked for a while, then stopped, then stopped again. I stopped to light the gun with a lighter. One moment there was a smack and another moment there was a smack. ”He was using this cannon,” said San Pao. ”He didn't use a stick, and even if he did, it wouldn't immediately sound. He would only sound after a while. It's safe, we can't kill it!

The kid said, ”I'm polishing a cannon! You can also rub it on the skin of the matchbox! ”

I said, ”Why are all the cannons you took out red? ”Is there no other color!?”

The child said, ”Red wedding! I like red! ” He lit a cannon and threw it at my feet. When I saw it smoking, I put my foot on it and spun around. After stomping on it like a mute cannon, it exploded with flames.

”I like to step on these kinds of cannons. It's more fun than having a stick!” ”No,” I said.

However, the county magistrate's son was unwilling. He said that I had stepped on his cannon and wanted me to compensate him. Where am I supposed to get a cleaning gun for him, unless I get it out of his pocket? He cried for a long time, but to no avail. Er Nengdan and San Geda had coaxed him for half a day, and the commotion became even louder, and if they did not pull him, he would have rolled on the ground.

Er Nengdan started to complain to me: ”What are you trying to do, stepping on a child's cannon?!”

I said, ”How can you talk to your brother like that? ”What do you mean you've gotten a big son of a bitch!”

Er Nengdan pointed at my nose and said, ”So what if you're a brother! If you are my bro, then you are bro, if you aren't bro, then you aren't even fart! ”

The San Geda advised: ”Stop being so noisy, we have only just met! Let them laugh at you on the street! ”

Er Nengdan squatted down and carried the child in his arms. He wiped away the tears on the child's face and said gently, ”Xiao Jun, don't cry! I'll buy the cannon for you! I'll buy you as much as I need! ”

Xiao Jun cried and convulsed as if he had suffered a great grievance. ”Uncle Shan, I don't want cannons anymore!”

”Then what do you want?”

”I want you to hit him! Slap his face! Ten slaps, loud and clear, not a single one can be missing! ” Xiao Jun pointed at me and said.

Er Nengdan seemed to be troubled, and said: ”Xiao Jun, how can you not understand! This is also your uncle. He is uncle, and I am second uncle! How can I hit him! ”

Xiao Jun squeezed his eyes and cried: ”I don't care! If you don't give him ten resounding slaps! When we get home, I'll tell my dad that you're not good to me, so he'll fire you! You can't drive my car anymore! ”

I felt an indescribable distaste for the child in front of me. If I were to choose between him and his neighbor's Shuangshuang, I would definitely choose Xiao Jun to kill.

Er Nengdan stood up, with a downcast face, he said to me: ”Let's see you do this! Why are you stepping on other people's cannon! Would I crush you to death or would I collapse into deafness? ”What do you think we should do?”

San Geda at the side opened his eyes wide and reminded me: ”Shile nephew! Don't let Er Xiao lose his job! Even the village head was angered by this work! ”

I felt helpless and bitter. I could only point at my face and say, ”Brother, as long as you can do it, I'll beat you up!”

The San Geda said, ”Ten slaps won't kill you! Er Nengdan, go easy on him! ”

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pa …

I was slapped ten times in a row. I felt that his hand was not light. His face was swollen and stinging. The surrounding villagers were all grinning from ear to ear as they watched the show.

Er Nengdan said: ”Brother, I'm sorry! This packet of cigarettes with a filter on it, you take it! ”

Looking at the pack of cigarettes he handed over, it was the one from the big front door. I reached out and pulled the cigarette to the ground. ”I can't smoke!” I said. Smoke is rising from the grave of our ancestor, such a capable driver! ”

”Don't pull!” Er Nengdan stepped onto the package of cigarettes and left with the county governor's son. Several villagers rushed over to grab the packet of smoke that had been trampled on. San Geda was so angry that he immediately shouted: ”This is mine! Mine! No one is allowed to snatch it away! ” He then went forward to pull at the crowd, and was pushed aside by someone and sat down on the ground.

San Geda grumbled at me, ”Idiot, why don't you take the cigarette!? Give it to me if you want it! That was a bag of big front doors! Consecutive. hairy. All the chairman has absorbed it! ”

I went home with my bags. After that, San Geda carried the two boxes back home.

Er Nengdan asked us to place the things inside the hall. He tore open a box, took out a yellow egg roll, and gave it to the county magistrate's son.

The smell of the egg roll was so sweet I could smell it from a distance. I unconsciously licked my tongue. My stomach was really hungry. I wouldn't even look at it when I used to live in a building.

San Geda looked at the egg roll, his eyes almost popping out. The Adam's apple on his neck moved a little, and he asked: ”Er Xiao, what is this fragrant thing?”

”Aiya, Third Uncle, don't be greedy. Don't worry about what it is, you can't eat it! I'll keep them for Xiao Jun to eat! After all, there was nothing good in the countryside! This thing is pretty nutritious! ” Er Nengdan said.

”Er Xiao, what did you bring me this time?” The San Geda asked with a smile.