C62 (1/2)
”Hi, are you alright?” his father asked, his voice full of concern.
”I'm fine!” The mother quickly shook her head. ”Keep going!”
My father continued, ”The little man who was only a few inches tall told me something else. Do you know what it is? ”
”What?”
”The person who killed me, is Yang Dabao!” Father said angrily, ”I have wronged our Jin Shi for a period of time! Happy, go home when you are free, take the chance to chop off Yang Dabao's head right on time! See if his head is as hard as iron! ”
Mother nodded in agreement and said: ”When I return to my hometown next time, I will remember to buy an axe!”
”However, there is one thing that is extremely strange!” His father looked puzzled.
”Which one?” the mother asked.
Father said: ”Yang Dabao's fingerprint and Jin Shi's fingerprint are exactly the same, but slightly bigger! Why was it that when Yang Dabao killed me, the fingerprint left on the blade hilt was indeed a little bigger than Jin Shi's fingerprint. But when he killed the policeman called Wei Youwei, did his fingerprints on the hilt of his blade look exactly the same as Jin Shi's? ”
Mother said: ”Da Laozhu, you are still stupid. Isn't that easy to explain! The man in the jars can be anyone. If he was Yang Dabao. When I killed you, Yang Dabao felt that he looked exactly the same as Jin Shi, with the same fingerprint shape, he didn't think that I need to turn into Jin Shi. Even if he could kill you with his own appearance, he could make you misunderstand that it was Jin Shi who killed you.
However, he didn't expect the police to see through his weakness. He discovered that Yang Dabao's fingerprint was different in size from his own. How could this Yang Dabao not have a memory! The second time, he wouldn't make the first mistake when he killed the police. He then changed into Jin Shi's appearance and killed the police. The size and shape of the fingerprints left behind were exactly the same as Jin Shi's! This way, you can successfully blame Jin Shi for killing people! ”
Father said angrily: ”Go and report to the police, tell them that the person who killed me was Yang Dabao. Let them capture Yang Dabao! ”
Mother said with a wry smile, ”It's a waste! If Yang Dabao was really the person wearing a jar, his body could look like anyone. This also included the changes to his hand!
Even if the police arrested him, all he had to do was change his fingers. The prints the policeman took from his hand were not the same as the ones on the hilt of the knife that had killed Wei Youwei. How do I convict Yang Dabao? You can't tell the police that Yang Dabao will change, right? The police will believe it? ”
Father was so angry that he couldn't say anything.
Mother asked: ”Da Laozhu, what exactly is that small person you caught a few inches tall in the graveyard? How does it know so much? ”
Father frowned. ”I don't know what it is either!” But it said that it would stand by Jin Shi's side and fight against the heavens! ”
Mother said: ”Our family's Er Nizi had a little person that went into her stomach that was the size of her fist. She caused Er Nizi to suffer miserably in this house, causing yellow pus to flow from the sewers. When you go back, you must remember to ask the little person that is a few inches tall, see if it knows the little person that went into Er Nizi's stomach at our house!
His father looked puzzled. ”Sewerage?” Do we have sewers in our house? ”Why are you still having yellow pus?!”
”Aiya, you idiot, I am talking about our Er Nizi's sewer!” the mother said.
”Yuhong dug a sewer? Why did she dig the sewer? ”Where to drain the water?” Her father looked even more puzzled.
”Aiya! It wasn't a sewer dug into the ground! Here! This is what Ye Mo used to give birth to a stupid pig like you! ” Mother pointed at her pants. Crotch.
”Oh!” Father was suddenly enlightened and complained, ”Just tell me the hole you used to urinate is incredible! And it was so roundabout! Tell me, why are you still dragging my mother into this!? ”I think that hole should be pierced!”
”Da Laozhu, are you enough to count?”
”If you don't count enough, just fuck you. It's done! ”
The atmosphere became quiet.
Without any warning, his father suddenly hugged his mother by the waist. His mother cried out in fright. I, who was at the side, immediately coughed.
”Da Laozhu, you just can't change your dead nature, hurry up and put me down! The child put it aside and looked at us! ” His mother was so angry that she repeatedly punched her father, even ”Pu!” He spat a mouthful of phlegm onto his face.
”Hehe, why are you so disgusting!” Father put Mother down and wiped the phlegm off his face. He looked extremely dissatisfied and pointed at me while asking, ”Who is he?”
”Da Laozhu, you are my husband, if I don't lie to you, why don't you believe me? He is our Jin Shi! ” His mother was also a bit angry, so she emphasized on what she had to say.
”Hehe, do you think I'm blind?! You can't fool me with just your face! His body is way too weak compared to our Jin Shi's body! At this time, our Jin Shi was clearly unconscious in a hospital's emergency ward! ” Father said.
”Which hospital?” the mother asked.
”The First People's Hospital of our city!”
At that moment, the doorbell suddenly rang again.
My mother told my father to find a room and hide himself so as not to scare the guests. His father rushed to a door and was about to enter the easternmost room, but his expression suddenly changed. He took a few steps back and said with a flustered expression, ”Not good!” There are even experts hidden in this house! ”
I hastily asked, ”Where is the master?” Why can't I see it? ”
Father said, ”I can't see either, but I can feel it!” He took off his fat clothes, revealed a pair of huge wings, rushed to the window in the living room, opened it, and flew out.
Mother laughed and said: ”This Da Laozhu's luck is really good, he has already grown a pair of wings and can fly! Compared to the poor and hardworking life he led while he was still alive, this is countless times stronger! ”