C19 (1/2)

The computer was logged on to the desktop. But as I looked at the many small icons on the screen, I didn't know what to do. He was nervous and his hand that was holding the mouse was sweating. Try to remember the scene of someone else playing with a computer in the school's computer room. The delay was a bit long, and his mother said, ”This is a computer. It's not fun. It's not as interesting as TV. Isn't there just an arrow on top that can move?! ”

I moved the arrow over and clicked on the bottom left-hand side of the screen. A line of submenu appeared. Then tap the program. Click on the game again. Many small boxes were opened: minesweeper. Pointing at the little square, he saw a pile of black spots with thorns: Thunderclap. Mother said, ”I don't understand this kind of high-tech!”

Even after a long time, he was still unable to figure it out. Unable to hold it in any longer, he said to his mother, ”Mother, I want to take a piss!” Mother said, ”Did you find a kidney buyer?” I looked around and lowered my voice. ”What's the rush? I was looking for it!” Mother shouted at the bar, ”Waiter! ”Waiter!”

The employee came over again and asked why. Mother said to help lift him, he needs to go to the toilet. The employee seemed to be in trouble and said, ”Wait a moment.” He walked away. He came back after a while with a bottle of mineral water in his hand. ”Take advantage of the fact that there aren't many people in this area,” he said, ”and take a piss in the bottle. It's too troublesome to carry them to the toilet. Furthermore, the toilet is very narrow, so we can't accommodate three people at the same time! ”

My mother looked at me. My face was burning. She pointed at me and said to the employee, ”This child of mine is a nun. Why would he pee in a bottle?”

”Ni`er?” The netizen looked as if he was greatly taken aback. He looked at me with wide eyes and said, ”Auntie, what kind of joke is this? It's not like I'm blind! This is clearly a man with a beard! ”

I buried my head in my chest as if I couldn't lift it.

Mother said simply: ”Eunuch! You know what a eunuch is! ”

”Eunuch knows!” No chicken. Chicken! What, could it be that this big brother is … A eunuch? ” The manager looked at me strangely.

I wanted to dig a hole in the ground.

”Sigh!” If this was the Great Qing Dynasty, they would be able to sneak into the palace to be eunuchs! If only I could be a eunuch! ” the mother said regretfully.

”That's right!” ”The former eunuchs were equivalent to the current civil servants, and they even worked in the capital!” The network manager echoed.

After all, he had carried me to the toilet. Fortunately, it was a toilet. He could sit on it. I let them both out before I dared to untie my pants, slowly lifting half the seat and pulling them off bit by bit. There was a soft, plastic-skinned funnel in the wound on his crotch. When I was done, I squashed the funnel and pulled up my pants and called to the two people waiting outside to come in.

The manager looked at my computer and said, ”Bro, why aren't you online? ”Open 'My Computer' and then open all the CDEF disks. What are you looking for?”

Mother said, ”It's been so long and you still haven't gone online! Shier, what are you doing? What are you doing here if not online? Two dollars an hour! ”

I was so anxious that beads of perspiration trickled down my forehead. ”What do you mean it's on the internet?”

The manager took the mouse from my hand, clicked on the Internetexplorer icon on my computer desktop, and opened a web page. He also asked me if I could log on QQ. I said QQ. The employee sighed and said, ”Bro, tell me what you want to play with. I'll help you find it!” I said I wanted to check something.

”What is it?”

The truth definitely could not be told. I thought about it and lied. ”Find out about the kidney transplant!”

I watched helplessly as the manager opened a web page with the words ”Baidu” written on it. Enter the word ”kidney transplant” in a space, and then press confirm, and there's a lot of news about the kidney transplant. He was instantly overjoyed. Say I will, I will, let me do it.

The network manager will not forget to transfer the input method to teach me a little bit. Seeing that I really knew how to use Baidu, I said, ”What do you want to call me?” Only then did he leave.