Chapter 885： more like trick-or-treaters (1/2)

However, Xu Ran had to curb the women's pregnancies in advance.

Be prepared, he is not ready, no matter how hard they try, it will be useless.

But it's not enough to say that he doesn't want children now. If he said it today, Zhuqing would probably come to beg him in the evening. It is estimated that the girls will come to him to open a small stove for them.

He is ruthless in front of the enemy, but he is extremely soft-hearted in front of them, and maybe he will really agree at that time. In that case, he will be a father in a few years, so what a waste! No, this must never happen.

”Cough cough.”

”Maybe it's because I'm too old and strong, so I can't succeed.” Xu Ran thought for a while, and finally found a more reliable explanation.

”Ah?” Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xu Ran curiously.

”I'm very powerful now, even though I'm only a titled Douluo, I can ignore it even if I'm a first-level god. What's more, I still have the bloodline of a soul beast. So I'm not an ordinary human at all. It is precisely because In this way, there will be no reaction in your stomach for a while.” Xu Ran continued to explain.

”That's right, you're a monster. Teachers say that.” Zhu Zhuqing nodded in agreement.

In Shrek Academy, Flender and the others always called Xu Ran a monster behind their backs.

Originally, their Shrek Academy called itself Monster Academy just to cultivate some powerful geniuses.

And after Xu Ran arrived, their Shrek Academy really became the Monster Academy.

Because Xu Ran is really a monster.

But unfortunately, such monsters were not cultivated by them. Xu Ran has always been self-taught.

Flender and Zao Wou-Ki often sigh behind their backs that all the honors they have won now are brought to them by Xu Ran. If they hadn't met Xu Ran back then, maybe they wouldn't be able to achieve anything great in that village in their lifetime.

Although they don't admire prosperity, if it wasn't for the fact that they couldn't get along with the big forces, who would think of going to a small village to create an academy? They are old and see everything aside, but the students of Shrek Academy are still very young.

Therefore, although Xu Ran kept calling them their teacher, in fact, they were always grateful to Xu Ran in their hearts, and even regarded Xu Ran as a benefactor.

”That's why I'm too strong. You can't bear it, so you can't give birth.” Xu Ran continued.

”Yin and yang go hand in hand, my yang qi is too heavy, and your yin qi is relatively too weak, that's why you can't conceive, understand?” Xu Ran said casually.

In the end, Xu Ran almost believed it.

Therefore, Xu Ran doesn't believe in some nonsense anymore. It's all bluffing.

This reminded him of the time when he went to college before time-travel. At that time he was studying product design. They all designed the product, and then began to think about its connotation, allusions and stories involved, and began to brag.

And a normal design, shouldn’t it be based on ideas first and then slowly create based on ideas?

Later, Xu Ran understood.

What kind of **** connotation, that is all blown out by blind chickens.

As long as you get people to believe it, you will succeed.

The reason for making up stories is not for your money. A plate of boiled radish is worthless, call it a famous name, and then make up a few love stories behind it and integrate it into the local culture, and it suddenly becomes a white radish that you can't afford.

”Ah? Then what should I do?” Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xu Ran suddenly, and believed Xu Ran's words with confidence. When Xu Ran said this, she immediately felt very reasonable.

It's not that Xu Ran can't do it, it's that they can't.

They couldn't keep up with Xu Ran's footsteps, and they didn't even have the qualifications to give birth to Xu Ran's children.