19 King Kai of the North Sector (1/2)
After healing King Kai and fixing his car he forgave me and then told me what I'm here for I told him I was here to train and learn theGenkidama (Spirit Bomb) to which he replied , ”Tell me a joke to learn my skills if they are good I will teach you” I didn't bother and let the others try to learn the Genkidama because I was going to copy it and done I'd copied it and decided to lay down on the grass and let the others ask and tell their jokes to learn the Spirit Bomb.
First up was Piccolo, ”Cough..cough... where do put Vegeta after you kill him?” King Kai was dumbfounded, how could you kill a Vegetable, but then thought what do you with leftover Vegetables, ”Wait I know in the Frieza
Am I right” Piccolo was shocked did King Kai read his mind or something, ”Cough”...”Your Right now can I learn your techniques King Kai” King Kai then said, ”Wait you all didn't come here to be the Funniest people in the universe, but become stronger fighters, I see”
Then he started to stroke his chin, ”I can teach you all but I want to know exactly why you wish to train under me”
At this point Goku who was in a deep sleep interjected saying, ”We wish to wipe out the tyrants known as the Frieza Clan, not the race but the Frieza Clan Mutants, The Infamously known Cold Family, you get it were gonna wipe them out Ice Cold” all he was met with was blank faces staring on the ground not knowing how to reply, King Kai was the exception saying , ”Are you sure you don't want to be a comedian cause you can make big pounds with that talent of yours”
2 Hours had Passed and Yamcha was last his Joke was, ”where does Krillin back up his data?” King Kai said ”Oh obviously a Scouter”
Yamcha then says, ”You're wrong he stores his data on a.... Destructo Disk, you get it hahaha, wait I got another one you ready, What did Krilln say when he was caught having sex?...Don't worry she's 18”
Krillin was angry beyond comprehension thinking , 'How did I become this wastes friend I now feel ashamed being his friend, I'd rather say Master Roshi is my master than say I know Yamcha, this Piece Of Sh** needs a beating, just you wait Yamcha, just you wait”
The Z-Fighters were all feeling ashamed and Gohan was still wondering what Trunks meant
”What kind of computer does Gohan use ... A V-DELL” he was thinking 'I've heard of Dell that's some old company in the ancient times but what's a V-Dell.
Either way Goku had taught everyone on Earth how to use Kaio-Ken they all mastered it up to the 10th level (Not including Gohan and Trunks, Goku) the only thing Left was to master the Spirit Bomb. It took about 4 Days before they all mastered the Spirit Bomb
Yamcha had made a breakthrough in his move Spirit Ball (Sokidan) and managed to put the power of a Spirit Bomb into a hand sized Spirit Ball without having to charge it for a long time calling it a Chou-Genkidama-Dan(Super Spirit Bomb Ball), the Power within was amazing as it fused all the surrounding nature Qi and the users own Qi together which could also be amplified by using the Kaio-Ken technique,example, 10x Chou-Genkidama-Dan.
We soon teleported back home as we had learnt what we needed. The Z-Fighters has headed their own ways Krillin had returned to Krill-Island, Tenshinhan had returned to Ten-Island, Yamcha had returned to his Wolf-Fang Sect, Piccolo had returned to the Lookout and Goku and the little ones had returned home to Mount Paozu.
It had been a while since their return and Goku could feel someone collecting the Dragon Balls again, soon he arrived and saw it was Kochin, Dr Wheelo's Assistant it seems the Movies Of Dragon Ball Z had suddenly been incorporated into this new alternate timeline, is it because I changed canon too much regardless I found Kochin and Destroyed him as well as the Tsumisumbri Mountains where Dr Wheelo was kept, as Dr Wheelo was one of the Cleverest beings in the Dragon Verse who knows what he would have done if he was revived back.