C22 (1/2)
Early the next morning, I was in my room looking at the notes written by the Grandmaster. The contents of ”Qi Men Escape Armor” were too complicated, I threw it down after a few glances and ran in with excitement. There was a large net in my left hand and a rolling pin in my right.
Seeing me, he said, ”Let's go and catch the water monkey.” When I saw his ignorant look, I was so angry that I wanted to laugh. I said, ”How are you going to capture him?” His face was full of righteousness as he said, ”Last night I thought about it, your ability to seduce people like foxes is probably useless against water monkeys, so today I'm going to have to rely on you. For the sake of my fellow villagers being able to continue fishing in the bubbles, I decided to fight to the death with water monkeys, and in a while I'll jump into the bubbles and fight water monkeys to the death. Either it dies or I forget, just burn some paper for me and I'll be fine.” I knew he was bullshitting, so I said, ”Stop bullshitting and wait for me.”
I went to the barn. After Old Lady Liu left, I took Old Lady Liu's altar table to my barn. Since my family knew about it, they didn't use this barn anymore. The little fox Hu Yaoyao usually lived here.
When I went in, she was not there, and I said her name to myself, and then she came out of the corner, and I said, ”Well, have you been there all along?” She giggled and said, ”That's right, but I don't want others to see me, so they won't be able to see me. I want them to see me so others can see me. Formidable.” I said, ”Yaoyao, please do something.” She said, ”Sure, where to?” I replied, ”I'm not playing around. You should know that there's a bubble around the edge of the village. Recently, a water monkey came out and almost dragged them down. I want to ask for your help.” She happily agreed. ”Sure, just like a monkey. What's the point of catching a monkey? I'll go with you.” After saying that, he pulled me away.
I called Diao Yang out, ”Diao Yang, let's go, let's go with big brother to grab water monkeys.” When he came out and saw Hu Yao Yao Yao, he seemed to be very happy, ”Yo, isn't this the grandaunt? Did you come?” Seeing his lustful look, I got angry. Hu Yaoyao stuck out her tongue at him, but didn't say anything. I said, ”Alright, my aunt is willing to watch the show. Today, I want to see your heroic look.” ”Go go go, don't forget my net and rolling pin. Aunt, just you wait. I'll catch the water monkey and let it show you how to drill the ring of fire.”
I noticed that Hu Yaoyao spoke very little with the others, and after hearing her flippant words, she didn't feel happy, so she just gave a ”tsk” and followed behind me.
In the past few days, everyone in the village knew about Aunt Song's situation and didn't dare to come here to catch fish. Although from time to time I could still see fish jumping out of the water, and the surface of the water was calm without any waves, I focused my mind and circulated the fox blood in my body to my eyes. Hu Tai's fox immortal blood contained the cultivation experience of Hu Tai Niu, I could clearly see the Yin and Yang energy in my surroundings, but when I looked at the lake, I couldn't see anything special about it.
Diao Yang said, ”Ai, this one is just showing off for you, what are you pretending to be so big. Watch your big brother. Aunt, Little Diao Zi, I'm going to make a fool of myself.” With that, I posed as the Red Army, not afraid of an expedition. Wan Shui Qian Shan was just casually sitting there, which made my face darken. I said, ”That's enough, Brother Diao. It's your turn to take action. Let's get out of here quickly.” After saying that, I kicked Diao Yang, who was still in the middle of his actions, down. I felt that the water in the water was quiet and thought that the water monkey wouldn't come out during the day and would return in the evening.
In the water, there was a dog paddle, a backstroke, and even a water lily. When we saw him laughing like this, we laughed at him, then at Hu Yaoyao, who threw her blouse over excitedly and said, ”Haozi, bring me my golden cudgel.” I took his jacket and threw the rolling pin at him. He took the Jingu Bang and said, ”I, Old Sun, will go too.” With that, he dived down.
We chatted and laughed on the shore as we looked at the water surface. After a while, when Diao Yang still hadn't come out, I shouted, ”Diao Yang, you, Great Sage Sun, was bitten by a bastard in the water?” Hu Yao Yao's smile became even wider, but she still didn't show it. I can't say for sure, could it be that Water Monkey was attracted by our trick? Catch him while he was busy diving? When I thought of this, I quickly took off my clothes and prepared to go into the water to save him. Hu Yaoyao's face was full of anxiety, ”He wouldn't have drowned, right?” Just as I was about to jump, I saw a person appear out of the water with a splash. It was precisely Diao Yang. He was covered in water, and seeing us laughing like this, he said, ”Hahaha, you've been deceived by me.” ”You idiot wanted to scare me to death.” I picked up the mud from the shore and smeared it all over him.
After tossing and turning for a while, I saw that the water monkey couldn't come out during the day. He let Han Yang touch a few fish, and the three of us started a fire on the shore to roast the fish to eat.
The three of them were talking and laughing merrily, it was already dark and there was no intention of returning. We were used to living in the wild, so the lord did not care too much, but this brat, Qu Yang, actually brought out a bottle of white wine, what a good guy, it was brewed by his family. After saying that, I took a gulp, causing me to grin. I thought to myself that this guy's Tiger Strength has risen again.
An eight-year-old kid, I can't help but think of what it would be like after drinking a big gulp of white wine. He said, ”Hey, that's not right, that's not right. I've drank this at home, so I'm not that excited.” That made Hu Yao Yao and I laugh out loud. Later on, I found out that his father was afraid that he would make a fool out of the wine, so he mixed a lot of the liquor in the pot in the house with water. The water was very low, and today, he stole this bottle from me.
While laughing, Hu Yaoyao took the bottle of white wine and asked me if I should drink it. I said, ”Please forgive me. I smell it and I can't help choking on my nose.” Seeing that I didn't drink, Hu Yao Yao picked up the bottle and gulped down the contents in two gulps. I couldn't help but exclaim, 'This fox spirit is so good at drinking. It lies on the ground with its eyes blurry and its tongue hanging out.' Even so, it couldn't help but exclaim, ”High, this is really high. Aunt's alcohol capacity is too great.”