Chapter 422 (1/2)
”Mom, what's up?” Yu Xiao asked as she wiped her hair.
”What else can I do for you? Why didn't you come back today? ” Ren Zhiping knew about her daughter's return to Kang's yesterday. I thought my daughter would go home to live today, but I didn't wait all night. I worried if something happened to her, so I called.
”I think today is not the day after I married Kang shaonan? I didn't think it was good to go home, so I came back. ”
”Are you all right at home At the thought of her daughter living alone in a house, Ren Zhiping can't help worrying.
”Don't worry, mom! I'm fine! I'll go home tomorrow night! Kang shaonan is still waiting for me to call. I won't talk to you Yu Xiao was worried that Kang shaonan would not be able to get through the phone, so he was in a hurry to explain to his mother.
”Well, well, go to bed early.” Hearing her daughter say so, Ren Zhiping is relieved.
”Well, I see. Good night, mom.” Yu Xiao quickly closed the line, just lying in bed, Kang shaonan's phone call came.
”Honey, who did you just talk to?”
”My mother is worried about me, so call and ask.”
”Oh, have you finished washing?”
”Well, it's done.”
”After washing, I'll go to bed and sleep well. My husband will tell you a story.” Worried about what had just happened to her, he decided to put her to sleep on the phone.
”Poof!” Kang shaonan's words made Yu Xiao laugh: ”how old am I? Do you tell me a story? So tell me what story you want to tell me? Is it not the story of wolf and Little Red Riding Hood? ”
”Tell you about your husband's glorious history! Are you ready? ” Kang's heart is a little bit of comfort to her.
”Well, lie down!”
”Now close your eyes and I'm going to start talking!”
”Well, good! I've closed my eyes. You can start now Yu Xiaoguo really closed his eyes and waited for Kang shaonan to tell himself a story. Listening to him speak in his ear, her heart slowly relaxed down, the mood is much better.
”Tell you a story of my childhood! At that time, I was just in the third grade, and I was very naughty. Anyway, I did a lot of things about climbing trees to touch birds' eggs. ”
”Ha ha, you still do that?” Yu Xiao laughed, imagining the scene of the chief officer climbing the tree on the wall, and could not help laughing.
”Can't you tell? Let me tell you once about my touching the eggs of birds Kang shaonan coughed twice, like a chief executive.
”Well.”
”At that time, there was a small forest near the place where I went to school. Many birds went there to make nests. It was autumn at that time, and the weather began to get cold. So I wore a hat to go to school. Because it was early at noon, I went to the grove with some friends to touch birds' eggs. At that time, I climbed several trees, but there was one in the last one. I took three eggs and didn't come down from the tree for class When the bell rang, the students under the tree didn't care about me, so they ran into the school. I also quickly slipped down from the tree and ran to the classroom with bird eggs. When I got to the classroom, I was afraid of being found by the teacher, so I wanted to hide the bird's eggs. But the clothes I wore that day had no pocket. I thought for a long time. Finally, I couldn't do anything. I put three birds' eggs in a hat, and then entered the classroom as if nothing happened. When I walked in, the teacher was already standing on the platform. I called out a report and stood at the door. The teacher is a woman, she looked at me, holding a face, holding a textbook came to me and asked me: Kang shaonan, why are you late again? I said I was late for dinner. I didn't expect that I had just finished, and I didn't know who was so damaged and yelled: teacher, Kang shaonan has already come! He's been outside touching eggs. As soon as I heard this, my head fell down. The female teacher was so angry that she knocked on my head with the textbook in her hand. I don't know whether it was her strength or the skin of the three birds' eggs was too thin. In short, when her textbook was finished, my face turned yellow and white. The female teacher's face turned white at that time, and thought that she had knocked my brain out! ”
”Ha ha Ha ha... ” When Yu Xiao heard him finish, she couldn't help laughing. She could even imagine what kind of embarrassed scene he was at that time.
”How about it? Wife, is that funny about your husband Listening to her laugh on the phone, he also followed with a relieved smile.
”Ha ha Kang Kang shaonan, are you too funny? ” Yu Xiaoyue thought more ridiculous, laughing belly with a puff. The fear of being scared by the strange man was dispelled by Kang shaonan's jokes.
”Classic? However, my experience was also beneficial. Since then, the female teacher did not dare to knock her students on the head with a book. I thought about it later and estimated that she was a psychological shadow Kang shaonan explains with a smile.
”Ha ha, you've done a good deed, but it's a pity that three birds haven't hatched yet. If there is anything interesting, I still want to hear it! ” Kang shaonan's story is much better than that of the wolf. Yu Xiao is not sleepy when he listens to his phone.
”Good! Let me tell you about my mission at the border again. It was a few years ago... ” Kang shaonan slowed down and began to speak.Knowing that she was addicted, he began to tell a long, long story, which sounded a little boring, but it was more hypnotic to listen to such a story, so he told it on purpose. Yu Xiao tossed about all night. When she entered the community, she was frightened by the man. She felt tired and sleepy. Kang shaonan talked less than ten minutes before she began to yawn. After a while, she was already asleep.