8 Chapter 8: Salt and Pepper (1/2)
Two figures emerged from their respective space pod's, one was a short pretty woman with pointy ears, Ebony skin, long spiky Snow white hair and, pupiless bright red eyes.
She wore a standard issue Frieza force armor but with a foreign logo on the lower left chest piece.
The logo was in an alien language I assumed they were initials of some kind but it honestly just looked like neat gibberish to me.
She had no bodysuit only the skin tight black underwear on that matched the color of her skin, from a distance it might look like she was bare butt naked from the lower half given how well it camouflaged only being able to see the outline up close.
I couldn't imagine what it was like having to wear that, I mean it already looked pretty ridiculous on the Ginyu Force or anyone else who had it.
It was like bringing your tighty whities into a fight or just wearing them out in public all the time.
She had a green scouter and a mean look on her face. She gave of the impression of smug dominance the kind you see with some crazy bitch you'd meet in the streets and would start swinging if you accidentally stepped on her new shoes or demand money or just make big scene about it.
The other was a tall tailless green muscular lizard humanoid with big green lips a scaled Mohawk and pointy ears. He was reminiscent of the Frieza Soldier Future Trunks encountered on Earth when Frieza and King Cold arrived.
He wore a standard issue Frieza force armor with a black bodysuit underneath, with white boots and the same logo gibberish on his chest piece. He had an arm blaster on his right arm and a pinkish red scouter he had a more serious and neutral look on his face.
Judging from their appearance and power the smaller one was clearly the leader.
In video games it was always better to take out the weakest first so I decided that would be the best course of action.
Kami wasn't much for tactical combat his memories although rich with fighting experience were still lacking in terms of using critical thinking with strategy and planning.
The gap in power between us and numbers meant that I couldn't just rush in dick first, I had to catch them both off guard and avoid direct confrontations to win.
The short pretty woman spoke out first in a loud domineering tone that made it clear this chick meant business.
Pepper: ”You in the Space Pod Get Out Now!”
Salt: ”Uuh boss you sure anyone's in there? The scouters aren't picking up anything maybe he's not in there.”
Pepper: ”Don't be a Fool Salt! Our scouters detected him earlier he has to be there.”
Salt: ”Y-yes boss but the scouters aren't picking up anything anymore maybe we sho…”
Pepper :”Shut up and watch rookie.”
She pointed her hand towards the space pod and with a wicked smile she said…
Pepper: ”You have to the count of Three before I blow you and this miserable piece of space rock into smithereens.”
Salt: ”Boss! You can't our ord!..”
She glared at him to shut up, before continuing her count down.
Pepper: ”Three.”
A small orb of pink laser light began to form in her palm, pfft there's no way this bitch is bluffing.
If she really wanted me dead, she wouldn't be so nice to give me a heads up and would have just attacked immediately or blown this rock into bits by now.
My gut feeling was telling me something fishy was going on here so I decided to wait and see what exactly they were planning.
Pepper: ”Two.”
The orb of light began to grow larger and larger, the lizard man beside her began to grow anxious and look around.
Pepper: ”One.”
Salt:”Boss Wait!”'
(*Zwooosh!)(*BOOOM!)
A pink laser beam shot out tearing through the space pod, blowing it up into a fiery explosion when the smoke and dust cleared it left behind a small crater of fire and scrap metal.
Salt: ”Tsk, looks like he didn't take the bait.”
Pepper: ”Hmph it's fine just means less work for me good luck with the paperwork rookie.”
Salt: ”Sigh*, again boss?”
Pepper: ”Quit your yapping rookie recover the body if possible they never told us we HAD to bring him back only that we SHOULD, no use crying over spilled space milk.”
Salt: ”Boss you know the higher ups won't just let us come back empty handed with a useless corpse and no Intel right?”
Pepper: ”Well just tell em that he was resisting arrest that's all.”
Salt: ”Jeez is that why you had us turn off scouters Boss? You know one day this shit's gonna bite use in the ass if you keep killing every suspect for fun before we can even interrogate or identify them.”
She shrugged her shoulders and began floating back into her space pod with a bored and uninterested expression on her face.
They both got back into their space pod's ready to depart.
I crept out of my hiding spot, now was my best chance to kill two birds with one stone while they least expected it.
The second I make my move their scouters will pick up on my life force.
I raised both hands into the air and created a pair of destructo disks in each I took my stance and sent them both swirling over towards the Lizard Man's space pod.
Vocado: ”Destruct O Disk's!”
They immediately noticed and departed their ship's to engage.
But it was already to late for the lizard man he was only half way out of his space pod when the two destructo disk cut clean through him and his space pod in a horizontal and vertical slash.
Salt: ”Wha…”
For a split second nothing happened there was no reaction only a look of horrid disbelief written over his face as he hadn't fully processed what had happened yet.
He uttered out his final breath finally realizing that he was already dead, before his body and space pod split apart into fours crashing onto the surface below.
Pepper: ”Salt!”
Before she could turn her head to see the assailant she heard a ki wave being shot but instead of approaching her.
It hit the floor causing a large amount's of dust to block her vision the life force that her scouter detected had disappeared.
Pepper: ”You Bastard You'll pay for that!”
An aura of pink ki engulfed her left leg as she swung her leg around into a kick with enough force to blow almost all of the dust off the barren space rock away.
She looked back and forth scanning every detail of the terrain to locate her target when she couldn't find anything.
She began to fly around the space rock shooting a barrage of pink ki waves to draw him out.
Pepper: ”Come out! Come out! Wherever you Are!”
She was so concentrated on scanning the terrain to find her opponent that she didn't notice the young saiyan hovering above her tailing her at a distance from behind.
She had already flown around the entire mass of rock a few dozens of times scorching the surface with layer after layer of ki barrages.
By the time she stopped the rock wasn't even a tenth of its original size she was confused and tired she and was panting and sweating a little after using up so much of her energy.