290 Vol. 4 pt. 93 Patch 15.0: (1/2)
”Wasn't tonight supposed to be a date night for you and Aza?” Serra asks, pulling on Fenrir's arm now that everybody with orders has gotten to work.
Fenrir's ears perk up. ”It – it was,” he answers, looking down at Serra.
”That was quick.”
”Hey, I lasted longer this time.”
”I don't mean that.”
”O-oh.”
”Did you only have sex and then ended it?”
”Uh… well, when you put it that way…”
”You're bad.”
”Seriously,” Cassiel says and sighs. ”I would be so mad if all you did for a 'date' was try to have sex with me. You're lucky that she still seems happy with that, but I'm not letting you take her out on another date that lame.”
”Fen is bad at dates,” Serra says.
”L-look, it's not like we've been on that many dates for me to get experience. All we ever do is play video games,” Fenrir says.
”He's not wrong.”
”Doesn't matter,” Cassiel says. ”Well… okay, maybe it does matter, but that just means we need to go on more dates so that you can get experience.”
”You just want to go on more dates, too,” Serra teases, thrusting her fingers at Cassiel's side before she has a chance to react!
Cassiel jumps and squeaks, her face turning bright red as she pouts and flails her arm in the air at Serra. ”Th-that was way too hard!”
”Worth it.”
”She's not wrong,” Fenrir says. ”It's been way too long since you've had your sides poked. I've been missing hearing that noise.”
Cassiel might have told them to stop poking her sides so much because of how embarrassing it is for her, and they have toned it down.
However, she never said to never poke her sides ever again.
”Hmph!” Cassiel hmphs.
”The only one I get to reliably hear 'hmph' at me anymore is Saya,” Fenrir says.
”Your assistant?” Serra asks.
”Yeah, her.”
”Do you do lewd things to her?”
”Wh-why would you ask that? And no, I don't.”
”Lame.”
”Do you just want me to lewd every single living thing that I know? Wait, don't answer tha—”
”Yes.”
”You and Nell both want the same thing but for completely different reasons.”
”It's the same reason in the end.”
”And what would the base reason be?”
”Because it's hot.”
”I don't really get what's so hot about me having sex with people who aren't you.”
”It's not hot seeing me do things to Cass Cass?”
”Well, it is, but that's because I'm dating both of you. It's not like I want to see you do things to people I'm not dating.”
”Then we just have to date the whole world.”
”Don't you think that's a bit much?”
”Okay, we'll only date all the women.”
”You're going to make every man hate me.”
”They don't matter. One guy can get a lot of girls pregnant.”
”You want to replace Earth's population with our children?”
Serra nods.
”Your power level is way too high,” Fenrir says.
”The highest,” Serra proudly confirms.
”Before you two degenerates plot anything, don't we have this whole army thing to be worrying about?” Cassiel asks.
Fenrir and Serra sigh together.
”Hey, why are you sighing?” Cassiel asks Fenrir. ”Weren't you the one who was just saying that her plan was too outrageous?”
”It did sound kind of nice, though,” Fenrir answers.
”You make me want to be violent sometimes.”