263 Vol. 4 pt. 66 Patch 12.0 (2/2)
”And you haven't even done it yet?”
”Do… do you think that one week is a shocking amount of time to have not had sex by or something?”
”Well, yeah.”
”Only you, Olly.”
”Only you, Fenny! Anyways, I think Aza wouldn't want to spoil the surprise for the girls, but I can totally see her accidentally doing it without realizing it until it's too late.”
”But then I'd feel bad. I mean, to be honest, I'd feel bad using any of them to get the information. Besides, they're the ones who came up with having their own night first. Is it really right for us to try and take the boat out without them? We don't even know if they're going to want to take the boat, so we might—”
”They're totally going to take her out.”
”Even so, they had the plans first, so aren't we—”
”Fenny, are you trying to betray our bond as brothers? We're men! Brothers! We have to stick together! Bros before hos!”
”To be fair, if anybody is a ho, it's you.”
”And I'm proud of it!”
”Hey, you know what I just realized?”
”That you're sexually attracted to me and want to join a harem with me and Corwin?”
”No.”
”Dang.”
”What I just realized is that… I have no idea if we've encountered a single person playing the opposite gender in-game yet. I mean, you have a dick in real life and still have one here, so not even you count.”
”I guess so. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be willing to bet a few of those super muscular guys back in Port Tugator were actually girls. Like, there's being buff, and then there's being bara.”
”Of course bara is one of the few weeb terms you actually know on your own.”
”You know it. Anyways, with how some of them acted, there were def girls in real life. Like, they couldn't stop touching their own muscles and chest hair, and then they fangirled all over the others.”
”I'm… kind of interested now. I want to know what happened in that bar you went to. Wait, isn't that where you met Corwin?”
”Yep. We met and bonded over our shared interest in watching really buff and hairy men do things. It was like bird watching but with giant guys and muscles.”
”Well, that's one way to meet. Anyways, back to the plan. I don't think I could actually be that much of an asshole. Plus, I doubt they'd be happy with me if I betrayed them like that.”
”But you're betraying me by not betraying them!”
Fenrir sighs and flicks Oleander on the forehead. Then, as if the contact between Fenrir's finger and Oleander's forehead formed a physical connection between their two brains, they look at each other with light bulbs above their heads. ”I have an idea,” Fenrir says.
”Same!”
”It's still kind of betraying them…”
”But it'll be fun!”
”I just hope they don't—”
”We'll be fiiiinnneee.”
”Alright, so what are we calling this operation?”
”Hmm. We'll call it 'Operation—Operation… F-Fenny, I think I'm out of operation names.”
”We'll name it when we do it then. For now, it'll be 'Operation: Operation.'”
”Good enough.”