262 Vol. 4 pt. 65 Patch 11.0 (1/2)
Now that Fenrir's girlfriends have been pulled away by Tabitha to discuss the plans for their girls' night, Fenrir is being dragged the opposite way by Oleander and Rao with Corwin following behind.
”Uh… what's going on?” Fenrir asks.
”War!” Oleander declares.
”…what?”
”You heard me, Fenny.”
”I know I heard you, but that doesn't mean that I understood you.”
”What is there to not understand? We're going to war.”
”Alright. Why are we going to war and against who?”
”Womankind!”
”…why?”
”Because! They've having a girls' night but excluding me!”
”Because you're not a girl. Doesn't that make sense?”
”Silence, Fenny. You know I don't care about the sensible and logical!”
”Actually, out of everybody I know, you're actually one of the most logical people. I mean, you're going to law school. Law school.”
”That has nothing to do with a girl's feelings!”
Fenrir sighs and gives up, saying, ”So, what's the plan then?”
”We're going to have a Boys and Girl night!” Oleander declares, pointing to himself when he says ”girl.”
”You know, you make your gender really confusing. Am I supposed to call you a boy or a girl?”
”I'm a boy, duh.”
”But you're always calling yourself a girl.”
”Because I'm a girl.”
”But you just said you're a boy.”
”I am.”
”But you're also a girl?”
”Right.”
”So… what am I supposed to call you?”
”Daddy.”
”No.”
Oleander pouts before saying, ”Don't think too hard about it and just keep on calling me a guy.”
Rao sighs and whispers to Fenrir, ”Thanks for asking that bro, because I've been hoping somebody else would.”
”You know I can hear you, right?” Oleander says, shoving his face between Fenrir's and Rao's.
”Okay, so, I know why you're doing this, Olly. But why are you dragging me, too, Rao?” Fenrir asks.
”Because! We need a men's night where we play poker and get drunk!” Rao explains.
”I'll pass on the poker but hard agree on the drinking,” Oleander says, nodding his head.
”Corwin, what do you think about all of this?” Fenrir asks, looking over his shoulder to the following Corwin.
”I think it sounds like a rather enjoyable night, and I am fine with both the drinking and cards aspect of it,” Corwin answers.
”We'll bring Shogun and get him drunk, too,” Rao says.
”I'm pretty sure that's animal abuse,” Fenrir says.
”Nah. It's just a game, plus my bro Shogun has already drank from my mugs before when I wasn't looking! He can handle his alcohol.”
Fenrir stares at Rao with disappointed eyes.
The others are, too.
”Wh-what? It's not my fault he drank it when I wasn't looking, and now he likes it!” Rao explains.
”You wouldn't use that excuse with real animals or kids, right?” Fenrir asks.
”I – I mean… I would be more careful about where I leave my drinks in the first place, but if they try hard enough to get to them, then it's not like it's my fault, right?”
”Change of subject time before our opinion of Rao drops even lower!” Oleander declares.
”Agreed,” Fenrir says and Corwin nods his head.