244 Vol. 4 pt. 47 Patch 8.0: (1/2)
”She's going to beat you up if she finds out,” Serra tells Fenrir as the two walks around town, now looking for where the stables are.
”It'll be worth it. Don't you think it'll be funny to see those two in the same room together?” Fenrir asks.
”They'll build something that blows the world up.”
”That… is actually a valid concern.”
”Give dick.”
”Wh-what?”
”Give dick,” Serra repeats.
”I thought that's what you said,” Fenrir says with a sigh. ”Later. And don't just randomly… actually, feel free to randomly say stuff like that more. It's pretty hot.”
”Give dick now.”
Fenrir flicks her on the back of her head before saying, ”Say it when I can actually give it to you.”
Serra grabs his hand and points at a nearby building. The signpost in front of it has a logo with a bed on it.
”Give dick in there,” Serra says.
”We – we can't just be randomly walking around all of a sudden, you say 'give dick,' and then we go and actually – and then I actually give you dick in some random inn. It doesn't work like that,” Fenrir says.
”Now it does. So, dick?”
Fenrir sighs. ”Alright. Dick.”
”Don't act like you don't want it.”
”I just don't know how you can be so honest and blunt about what you want. It's honestly impressive.”
”Be more like Damian.”
”Who?”
”The ferret.”
”Oh, right.”
”But… never mind.”
”Never mind?” Fenrir asks.
”I'm Damian, you're Lily,” Serra says and nods.
”I don't know how to feel about that.”
”Just take it.”
”Sure, sure. Anyways… we should probably hurry up. Don't want to keep the others waiting too long.”
”You know they won't care if we say why they were waiting.”
”You're not wrong.”
With that, Serra leads Fenrir into the inn.
Of course, as soon as it comes to dealing with a stranger, Serra lets go of Fenrir and gets behind him instead to let him do the talking.
Fenrir asks, ”Can we uh… rent a room?”
The woman behind the counter has the most knowing, smug smile that Fenrir might have ever seen before. Not even Serra can be as smugly knowing as the woman in front of him now.
”For how long?” the woman asks.
”Uh… not too long?” Fenrir answers. While this wouldn't be the first time he's had to rent a room in this game to have some fun with his girlfriends, it's the first time the person he's renting it from has been so… obvious about knowing what's going on.
It's like the difference between buying condoms by oneself and buying condoms with a significant other. It doesn't help that Serra is making it extremely obvious by hiding behind Fenrir and blushing.
Fenrir is blushing too, of course, and his tail is wagging.
”So… only ten minutes?” the woman asks, making Fenrir's ears fold and his cheeks to brighten.
”I – longer,” Fenrir replies.”
”Longer, ehhh?”
Fenrir hears Serra snerk from behind him. ”Yeah… like—”
”Thirty minutes? That's a pretty short time which should be enough, right?”
Now Fenrir just feels challenged. ”Actually, I think… an hour might—”