235 Vol. 4 pt. 38 Patch 7.0: (1/2)
Nell and Serra walk up to Fenrir after realizing what has happened.
”You must be a bad kisser,” Serra teases him.
”H-hey now, I wasn't exactly expecting anything like this to happen! Am… am I a bad kisser?” Fenrir asks.
Serra and Nell both look away for a few seconds as if ignoring his question, but then look at him and smile. ”Not at all, my hero,” Nell says. ”You are a wonderful kisser. If I may guess… I believe that she simply could not handle how embarrassing this situation might be for her.”
”You're okay,” Serra says.
Fenrir and Serra look at each other's eyes.
Serra then shrugs and says, ”Fine. You're a good kisser.”
Her words relieve Fenrir more than she'll ever know. ”Alright, but seriously, why?” Fenrir asks. ”Did… did you really think this was the best way to go about it?”
”Says the dog who was grabbing her boobs. Perverted dog,” Serra says.
”I must admit, I did not believe that you would try taking it that far. I simply wished for you two to understand one another's feelings!” Nell explains.
”You guys were watching the whole thing, weren't you?” Fenrir asks them.
They both nod.
”I hope you know that you both suck,” Fenrir says.
”You're welcome,” Serra says.
”Serra has shown me that sucking could be rather enjoyable,” Nell says, nodding her head.
”There's no winning for me,” Fenrir groans. ”I'm not mean enough to insult you in ways that can't be twisted around and used against me.”
”Try it,” Serra challenges.
”Really?”
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”Yeah.”
”Fine. Alright, uh… you're a… bitch?” Fenrir tries to insult his girlfriend, but he ends up sounding more like a child shyly swearing in front of his parents.
”Sounds legit. You're a dog, so I'm a female dog. Woof.”
”Fine. Instead of a bitch, you're a… who—no, that wouldn't work. Uh. You're flat.”
”I don't need boobs when I have Cass Cass and Azz Azz. Nell Nell's are nice, too,” Serra says, reaching up to grab Nell's breasts.
Nell doesn't even seem phased by Serra's sudden lewdness anymore.
”I give up,” Fenrir says, tossing his hands up into the air. ”There's literally no way to insult you that I refuse to say because it'd just be downright mean.”
”That's okay. I still love you even if your insult game is weak,” Serra says, walking up to him and petting him on the top of his head.
His ears twitch and his tail wags as a result of her pleasurable touch.
”You really are not that great at it, my hero. No offense, of course, but I would have thought somebody with your former reputation would be good at insulting others!” Nell says.
”Uh… I mean, I can kinda understand that. I guess I just always left the insults and rage up to Bone. You can't really beat a Russian when it comes to fun insults. Then there was Olly who just always acted super, super gay to everybody. The more somebody hated gays, the gayer Olly acted toward them. I joined him pretending to be gay sometimes. As for me… I guess I just liked to rub things into people's faces and then act like they didn't exist at all. Pretending they were insignificant roaches not worth even a second of my time pissed them off,” Fenrir explains.
Then he looks up at Nell and sees her blushing and biting her lower lip. ”Please, my hero, do feel free to go on about the insignificant roaches part and looking down on others,” she says.
”Yeah, that was kinda hot,” Serra agrees.
”Can you two perverts just help me with Aza?” Fenrir asks.
And so, his two girlfriends help him with his probably-soon-to-be-girlfriend by lifting her off of him. She ends up being heavier than any of them expected her to be, but when they remember just how large Azalabulia's breasts are, it makes sense.
Those things have to be at least twenty percent of her body weight.
”By the way,” Fenrir says, ”are you two sure that you're alright with this?”
”With what, my hero?” Nell asks as Serra tilts her head.
”You know. Me and Aza.”
Nell giggles, covering her mouth with her hand, and then says, ”My hero, I must admit that it should be us asking you that instead. It is clear that we have been pushing her onto you more than you have been pushing yourself onto her.”