226 Vol. 4 pt. 29 Patch 5.0: Building a Town and a Harem (1/2)

And so, after being judged by the shortest of them all, the group resumes their journey back to The Shoebill. The logs from the now-ruined third wagon have been loaded on top of the logs already filling the two remaining wagons. Due to the heavy load, they've redistributed the groups so that each wagon has equal strength behind pushing it, and they have to move slowly to make sure that the wagons don't break down now from the added weight.

Fenrir, Tabitha, and Shogun are all sharing one wagon while everybody else works on the second wagon. Cassiel is the only one amongst the second group with any real strength, so they need the numbers. Shogun would be over there helping as well if the front and back of the wagon weren't already fully occupied with people and Rock.

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”So, dog boy, I've been thinkin',” Tabitha says.

”I don't want to hear it if it's about the rocket,” Fenrir says.

Going by how Tabitha is grumbling and mocking him when he looks down at her, it must have been about the rocket.

”Alright, alright. Fine. What are you thinking?” he asks her. It wouldn't hurt to at least let her fantasize about it. If he can deal with Nell's erotic, delusional fantasies, he can listen to a loli talk about turning evil towers into rockets.

Tabitha brightens up and lets loose.

And oh boy, does she let loose.

It only takes thirty seconds of listening to her way-too-in-depth rambling about how to potentially turn a tower into a rocket for his eyes to start spinning and his head to start hurting.

”Are – are you sure you shouldn't be like, a rocket scientist or something instead of playing games?” Fenrir asks her.

”Pfffttt. I ain't that smart. But, just think about it. It's the same principle. As long as the tower is aerodynamic and balanced, all we've got to do is generate enough lift and it should be able to get up there. Trust me, I've played Gerbil Space Program. I know how to get things into space,” Tabitha says.

”Isn't that the game where you send little green people into space that usually results in them dying?”

”No, no. I'm talking about Gerbil Space Program. I'll be honest, it's kind of a knockoff, but it's better because you send gerbils into space instead of green people. Ya ever seen a lil gerbil in a spacesuit being shot into space inside of a rocket traveling at hundreds of miles per hour? Let me tell ya, it's a beautiful thing.”

”So… you believe that you could not only construct Azalabulia's tower with Rao's help, but turn it into a giant rocket to send into space because you have experience with video games where you'd send fluffy little gerbils into space and probably their deaths?”

”Yup!”

”And if it explodes or you accidentally send them into the sun and we all die?”

”You can respawn, can't ya? Nothin' would ever happen if you're too afraid to take risks and prove the world wrong!”

”It's not like the first flights went into space with actual humans onboard. We used animals and monkeys and all that.”

”Ah, poor Laika. Always brings a tear to my eye when I think about that poor gal's sacrifice.” Tabitha looks up at Fenrir and sees him trying his best to hold back crying, but there are a few tears already rolling down his cheeks. ”O-oi, you alright there?”

”I – I,” Fenrir sniffles, ”it's like you said. I can't handle bad things happening to dogs, and that story makes me cry every time I remember it.”

”It'll be alright, captain dog. At least there's folk like us who still remember her. I'm sure she'd be happy.”

Fenrir sniffles and nods his head. ”I should rename Rock to Laika.”

”As nice as that sentiment is, it ain't right to go and rename somebody who's already gotten used to their name and all that. Just find a new dog, or maybe she'll pop out some pups thanks to the fox here,” Tabitha says, looking down at Shogun.

Fenrir looks down at Shogun as well and sees him suspiciously avoiding them. Whereas before, Shogun was tilting his head toward whomever was talking to listen in better, now he's keeping a perfectly straight head and acting as if he did not hear anything.

”Let me tell ya, dog boy, between those two lovebirds over there,” Tabitha looks over at Corwin and Oleander, ”and this fox and your dog, it's like there ain't a single place where I can go to rest in peace without some humpin' going on.”

”Wait… you – you mean to tell me you've caught them doing that?” Fenrir asks her.

”Too many times. That girl of yours might be yours, but I think deer boy might be her real dad since she's just as thirsty as he is.”