155 Vol. 3 pt. 25 Patch 5.0: A Beach, a Cat, and Tentacles (1/2)

There is no way that's her, right? She sounds like Aiko and is calling Fenrir by his real name, but she's already decked out in armor and has two daggers strapped to her hips. She shouldn't be this geared already unless she found some desperate guy willing to give her a bunch of money and gear to start off with in an attempt to woo her.

”Ai-Aiko?” Fenrir shouts back.

The cat girl lights up, happily bouncing up before rushing over to Fenrir with her arms in the air ready to hug him!

”I thought you said she was flat?” Oleander asks Fenrir.

”She is… in real life,” Fenrir answers.

”How'd she already get all that stuff? You sure she's new?”

”Yeah, she's never been a big gamer and didn't even know what this game was called when we were talking about it. She's—”

Fenrir's explanation is cut off from Aiko tackle-hugging him, knocking him down onto his back with all of her new weight.

”H-hey, careful, my health still hasn't come back from fighting all the crabs you see here. I don't need to be,” Fenrir pauses when he opens his eyes and looks at her.

Aiko is happily lying on top of his body with a cat smile straight out of anime. She even has differently colored eyes, one that is green and the other yellow, with heart-shaped pupils. She… looks like she took notes from all of the hentai he had favorited and has tried mixing their traits together to create the ultimate hentai cat girl. If her eyes, ears, and the tail that he can see swishing behind her aren't enough to make her a catgirl to end all cat girls, there is also the fact – or rather, the two facts, that her utterly massive breasts are pressing down into his chest and almost popping out from the vest that she's wearing.

”Cass Cass is gonna be so jealous,” Oleander says. ”I'm going to leave you two to it while I get the fire ready.”

Fenrir is very, very worried about how Cassandra is going to react to this. However, he just can't take his eyes away from that valley of cleavage resting on his chest. Her breasts may be massive, and usually ones so large in real life have an obvious fakeness to them or belong on the bodies of people weighing over six-hundred pounds, but these ones on Aiko just look so real and soft.

”Do nya like my boobs now, Ry-ou-nya?” Aiko purrs.

”Oh. Oh, dear god. Saya, help me. Hearing this all in person is extremely cringy,” Fenrir thinks to Saya.

”Then why are you getting so turned on by it, you perverted Onii-chan?” Saya asks.

”It's not my fault! It's just like with you! I know the whole 'onii-chan' thing is supposed to be super cringy, but when a cute girl does it, I can't resist getting horny! Being attractive makes even the cringiest of things more acceptable!”

”Who do you think you're calling cringy, Onii-chan? You're such a baka. Wa-wait, you got aroused even from me calling you a baka?”

”Yes! That's the problem! I can't resist it!”

”Nya! Stop spacing out!” Aiko shouts and licks his face.

”S-sorry, I was talking to my assistant. Uhh, what'd you make your assistant like?” Fenrir asks, trying to change topics.

”Oh, nya mean the thing nyat helped me make my new body?”

”Yeah… that.”

”A talking fish-nya! It's fitting, right-nya?”

”Y-yeah. And uh, what's with the… accent?”

”Me and Serra looked through nyat website again! Nyall the cats nya like this. See-nya?”

Fenrir knows that he should find this incredibly annoying or cringy.

His dick, however, doesn't know that.

”Nya? I feel something hard poking me-nya.”

If this was any of his girlfriends, he'd proudly admit what it is that is poking her, but this is Aiko! His childhood friend and not-girlfriend! He can't just go and tell her that it's his raging erection poking her because it's stupidly turned on from all of the nya'ing.

”Nya! I almeowst forgot to ask. Who's nyat?” Aiko asks, looking over at Oleander.

”That's – that's Olly. He's a friend. I've been friends with him for years. Also, he's gay, so don't worry about him looking at you or the other girls since I know you're worried about that,” Fenrir explains.

”Nyat's still bad! I do nyot want any boys trying to seduce my Ryou-nya!”

Part of Fenrir wants to tell her to stop calling him that since it sounds too close to ryona, but it's also really cute and arousing which is probably more reason to tell her to stop.

”I have a boyfriend, so it's okay,” Oleander says.

Aiko hisses at him for a few seconds, but when she processes what she just heard, she lightens up and smiles. ”Nyat's okay then!”

When Fenrir looks at Oleander, he sees his best bro trying his absolute hardest not to cringe and judge them both.

”You're too good for me, Olly,” Fenrir thinks.

And then the barking starts.