130 Vol. 2 Epilogue The True Talk Show: Episode Two (2/2)

”But! I know what will embarrass you.”

She tilts her head to the side.

A cameraman walks up in front of her and points the camera directly in her face to show up on the big screen and to everybody watching from home.

”How's it feel knowing that our entire audience can see nothing but your face right now?” Oleander asks, a sadistic and smug smile contrasting against his feminine features.

Serra takes off her hat and covers her face with it.

”That's all for the harem members!”

”Hey, you deer bastard! I'm not done with yo—” Cassiel starts shouting, but that's when the floor opens up in front of them and then a spring underneath the couch pushes it forward to toss them all down the hole!

”We'll see you after the commercial!” Oleander announces.

Rock waves her paws in the air.

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”We're back, and our next guest is already with us!” Oleander points at Ull whom is making sure to go nowhere near the floorboards that everybody else has already fallen through.

”Hello,” Ull says.

”So, Ull, let's get right into it! Lots of people hated you, you know?”

”Trust me, I am aware. I had people leaving comments telling me that they wanted to see me drown at the bottom of the ocean, telling me that they want the wolf to kill me and skin me to use my precious deer hide as a cloak, and there is far more but I have done my best to block them from my memory.”

”You were kind've asking for it with the whole, you know, slave harem and being a dick thing.”

”But I'm just acting!”

”Just acting doesn't excuse you to do whatever you want! Gosh, somebody wasn't spanked enough as a child.”

”I prefer to do the spanking instead of getting spanked, thank you very much.”

”Are you sure about that?” Oleander asks, that sadistic grin on his face once more as Liz shows up on the stage's screen. ”You see, I heard quite a few scandalous secrets about your sex life from your main squeeze there.”

Ull looks straight on at Oleander with the most serious stare that he has ever given anybody before. ”How much do you want?” he asks.

”We'll discuss that later! Anyways, some of the audience is curious. Why are all of your harem members monster girls? You briefly alluded to it, but we want the whole story!”

Ull clears his throat and proudly explains. ”You see, when I was a teenager, I came across a website that was dedicated to explicit images of not-quite-human girls. My fascination with 'monster girls' grew from there, and from that point onward, I have never held any interest in a human girl. Liz is the only exception when we are together in reality, but I always have her cosplay whenever we are doing the deed.”

”So, you don't like your girlfriend for who she is and can only have sex with her if she's pretending to be something she isn't? Wow, you really are an asshole, Ull! No wonder nobody likes you.”

”That's not – that is not what I was trying to say! I – I… IloveherverymuchandamgreatlyarousedbyherbodybutsheenjoysdressingupformesoIneverturnherdown,” Ull mumbles quickly and quietly.

”Whatever you say, teach!”

”Teach?”

”Well, we're both deer to some degree! I could call you senpai but I'm not as much of a degenerate as Fenny is. Not in that sense, at least.”

”I see—” the floor opens up beneath Ull and closes right after he drops through.

”Next! We were supposed to have Bone come on, but due to contractual issues, he's not legally allowed to make an appearance! Which means we've come to our final guest, Tabitha!”

Tabitha walks up to the stage, looks down at the floorboards, and then walks away.

”Wa-wait! Tabs! You're supposed to be the final guest!” Oleander shouts and starts to chase after her but stops when her hammer comes flying his way. ”Alright! Well, I guess that's all for today! Until next time, everybody! This has been Oleander and Rock with The True Talk Show!”

”It isn't nice to forget the most important guest!” a mysterious voice calls out.

Oleander and Rock look around to see who it is, but the floor beneath them opens up to swallow them whole.

A single girl walks out onto the stage with a button in her hand and a wide smile on her face.

”It's me! Aiko! How rude of them to forget about me, right? I went through all the trouble of making sure that none of those pirates would be able to come on here so that there would be time for me, but they didn't even invite me! So rude,” Aiko explains.

A single man wearing a shirt with Aiko's face on it rises from the crowd to cheer for her.

Aiko shows her appreciation, or lack of it, to the man by cringing from disgust. ”Gross. You're not my Ryouta, so I would appreciate it if you didn't delude yourself into thinking there is any connection between us. Speaking of my Ryouta, those other girls… aren't they totally cute? Ryouta deserves anybody in the world he wants! He's so perfect, and dreamy, and cute, and hot, and handsome, and perfect, and I love him, and he's amazing, and I love him, IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehim– I love him, he's just so perfect, and he's so much better than all of you pathetic scum jealous of him.”

Her expression slowly twists from one that is smiling and happy just from thinking about Ryouta to one of dark disgust as she looks over the crowd. ”He's the only one deserving of any love. The rest of you insects may as well—” her voice starts getting beeped over. She glares up at the camera. ”Who told you to censor me? Now, where was I…”

The credits start rolling.

”Wait! I'm not done yet! I haven't told everybody about how great my Ryouta is, and these insects still need to be punished for even looking at me and the others!”

The screen goes black and apologizes for technical difficulties before reminding everybody to tune in for the next episode.