121 Vol. 2 pt. 58 Patch 10.0: Something Stupid (1/2)
”We done causin' trouble now?” Tabitha asks as she watches Bonekraka finally give up on using his axes to instead just snap his opponent's neck out of frustration.
”Hopefully,” Fenrir says. He looks at The Shoebill's bow to see what sort of shape it's in and is happy to see that it has already repaired itself for the most part after ramming The Steel Tiger. Then he looks at Bonekraka and sees him stripping the bodies of their dead enemies. While such a thing may look and sound horrible to somebody not experienced with video games, to anybody that has ever played a game where looting corpses is a thing, it is completely natural.
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Fenrir looks at Alexander's body. He's wearing some pretty nice armor, accessories, and there are those two masterfully crafted swords on the floor. There is even a nice, large chest for them to loot sitting in the far end of the room.
”We'll loot these guys once we're healed up, then we've got to get going,” Fenrir says.
”My hero,” Nell says, ”I overheard them talking about meeting up with somebody in the direction they were heading. I do not know if we were close enough, but if they heard the fighting—”
”It's fine. Olly would warn us if he saw any other ships approaching, so let's just be quick. Just waiting on somebody to heal me so I can move again.”
Cassiel huffs and crosses her arms but gives in to heal him a second later.
While Fenrir may still be bloodied and bruised, his face no longer looks as disfigured as it was just moments ago.
”I'm curious,” he says, grabbing the chainmail and vest to lift them both up at once.
Cassiel may like his real appearance more, but when she sees Fenrir lifting up his armor and clothes to reveal toned abs – his abs, she still blushes and finds it hard to look away. Nell is there right there beside her nodding her head both out of appreciation and approval.
”Yep, that's like, three scars there now from being stabbed or impaled,” Fenrir says, wondering why some attacks leave no scars but others do.
”Well, Onii-chan,” Saya chimes in for the first time in a while, ”just like with your ear, if you want to keep scars as part of your aesthetics, then you can! So if you have scars then that must mean you think they're like, cool or something. But if you get a hand chopped off and want to have it back after being healed, you'll have it back! If you don't want it back to replace it with a hook or mechanical arm or something, you won't get it back!”
After mentally thanking Saya for the explanation, Fenrir imagines there being a knight who somehow gets around with no legs nor arms while challenging people to duels. Then, mid-duel, he somehow heals himself to regrow his limbs after his opponent has underestimated him.
Fenrir shakes that thought out of his head.
”Alright, let's just toss everything into that chest over there and take the whole thing back over to our ship,” he says.
Nell has never killed another player before, so she leaves the looting of corpses to the other four aboard The Steel Tiger. What she does do is pick up Rod and hold onto him for the time being. ”Thank you for assisting my hero and I, brave soul,” Nell tells the fishing rod.
She swears that she can see a light red color mixed into the rapid pulses of his shining gem. That light gets even redder when Nell places a single, appreciative kiss on him.
Cassiel notices what's going on with Nell and Rod and gets jealous. The way that she interprets the situation is that Nell is kissing Fenrir's Rod, which makes her think of Fenrir's rod, thus making Cassiel's face turn bright red and look away. Her jealousy has been replaced by an ashamed feeling for how perverse her mind has grown ever since she started dating Fenrir. First his abs, now his rod, and she still wants to kill herself every time she remembers how easily she submitted during their first time.
”Alright!” Fenrir says, closing the lid of the chest. ”I think that's everything good from these pricks.” He looks over at the captain's bed. ”You respawn where you last slept, right? Guess we should destroy the beds then.”
”Wait a second there, captain. This game doesn't have a problem heavily punishin' people for havin' bad respawn points set, so if we sink this girl but don't destroy the bed, he and the rest of his crew will be respawnin' on the bottom of the ocean,” Tabitha explains.
”Change of plans, make sure that all beds are in perfect condition.”
Everybody is in agreement with that order.
”Let's take the chest and get going.”
Bonekraka tries to lift the chest, but he fails to from just how heavy it is. The lid can't even completely close from just how overloaded the chest is. However, Tabitha is able to lift it up with ease after strapping her hammer back to her back.
She looks up at the green orc and sticks her tongue out at him.
”Must get stronger. Is stupid being weaker than small girl,” Bonekraka grumbles to himself.
”Fen, how'd you kill that asshole anyways? I couldn't tell,” Cassiel asks.
”Oh, I choked him to death with Rod,” Fenrir answers.
”You seriously killed him with a fishing rod?”
”Yup.”