Vol 2 Chapter 673 (1/2)
Chapter 673
Vol 2, Ch 663: The [Eavesdropper (advanced)]'s strange tales
TL: flarewk
[Eavesdropper (advanced)]'s strange tales:
During the Qing Ming holidays, I invited Xiao' Hua and Ah' Ying out to go out shopping
Actually, the shopping was secondary My pri that she'll be able to give up on those nonsensical thoughts, and being able to properly relax herself
However, the main character for today, Xiao' Hua, had an appearance of being in melancholy
In the past, Xiao' Hua loved to go shopping a lot, and would always buyvery sensitive towards the current trend, hence, her attire would be very pretty as well
But today, she spent a huge portion of the ti blanked out, and when I talked to her, she would then duive out a response
What had happened already?
She see from last Friday? As expected, was it because of her confession failing that caused her to be in such a listless stateMm, are there any ideas in order to cheer her up? If not, how about I just ask that An Jun Cheng to meet us here?
”Eehh, eehh, you guys walk slower a littleit's slightly too fast for me to catch up already”
”Really, not even being able to handle this sort of s distance, your body is really too weak already!”
I' on how to cheer Xiao' Hua up, so don't cause trouble forthe sidelines already, okay!
”It's you this tohtplus, there's not a single boy who thinks that acco!”
”Hu, are you still not content?”
”You guys !”
”Tch, look at that skinny weak fra around at home, now you've become all skins and bones already! It's a perfect chance to help us carry stuff, as well as being able to work out your body too, isn't that very wholesome?”
”I'd rather neet at hoh”
”It's because that you're like this, which is why you didn't have a girlfriend!”
”Must you care! Nosy girl!”
”What! Did! You! Say!”
Under 's collars as I forcefully shook him about
He frantically pressed onto his spectacles, with his aped as he cried out madly
”Waaaah! Let go of irl! Waaaaaaaaaah! Stop shaking me already! I'm, I'm about to vomit alreadyurrrkkh”
”Vomit your head!”
Without even thinking, I nonchalantly grabbed a bunch of tissue papers fro and stuffed it into his mouth
”Now let's see how you're going to vomit!”
With the result that Ah' Liang used a look of al to cry as he pointed towards his'UuuUUu' noises
It's so comical, he's just like a mute
”UuuU! UuuUUuUuu!”
Mn? Why was he looking atat the direction of where he was pointing at, I glanced towards and noticed that the tissue papers were still un
Huh? Then the thing that was being stuffed i
nside Ah' Liang's mouth wasmy sanitary pad?!
Kyaaaaaaa!
”Hurry up and spit it out! You pervert!”
I ferociously issued out a chop onto his neck, causing the sanitary pad which was stuck inside his throat to be ejected out
”Cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough! urrkkhUuuupurgh”
After Ah' Liang gave a few vigorous coughs, he expelled the sanitary pad out fro his own neck
That wasn't a real instance of crying already, but just tears that were squeezed out due to dry vo
”Waah! You're so unreasonable! It's you who also stuffed it in eyy, eehhthat wasn't being used before, right”
”It's! Not! Being! Used! Before!”
How could I carry around a used sanitary pad inside ! Don't you this idiot even think about that for aof which, you actually hoped that it was a used sanitary pad, huh! Pervert! Pervert! Sick pervert!
”EeeeehhhI' to, die already”
It's really so infuriating! damned skinny neet! It's all your fault!
Only knowing how to stay at ho that he wanted to be like that God of conquest, conquering every feames and whatnotis he crazy! And it's too crazy already!
Such a lively active girl like o conquer those virtual girls?!
Speaking of which, that certain God of conquest whoirls in real life as well right, can't you learn about this aspect from him?
Can't you place hts onto me! You dense moron!
You're rather sensitive towards theup quite a few couples as well, but why can't you just first consider about yourself!
Still even saying that you're a what, FFF inquisition member, and would definitely not betray your companionsare you an idiot!
What's exactly being stored inside your brain!! Do you think that a 30 year old who still preserved his virginity would truly be able to learn ic?! Let me tell you! It's simply impossible!
If you really want to learn o look for that idiotic e, you'll also turn out to be an idiot as well
I couldn't say out these words to him
Hence, I could only silently scream them out within my heart
”U to make it anymore”
”Uuu?”
After regaining back towas like a dead corpse, twitching while his head tilted sidehite foa ejaculated out from his mouth
I hastily gave hi him back from death's retrieval
After a short interval, Ah' Liang who had restored back to his self rubbed onto his neck, while fearfully giving lare as he spoke
”There'll be a day when I'll be played to my death by the hands of this tyrant woman”
”Hu!”
Eyyhen I speak to hily use this kind of overly fierce tone
Me and Xiao' Hua are equally the saards to love
”Ahahathe relationshi+p between you two is sure good”
Xiao' Hua upon seeing us ere bickering about, suddenly gave off a chuckle
And it was even the first tihed out today too
”Nonono, I only have a good relationshi+p with Xiao' Hua~, but as for a certain dinosaur girl, don't evenpositive, it's simply just ht, I've nearly died under her hands!”
”Heh heh, but I'umentsothers aren't able to intervene in between you two”
Xiao' Hua gave off a s pushed up his spectacles as hethat the atmosphere had turned to becoed the conversation, saying towards Ah' Liang
”Having two female childhood friends that are as pretty as flowers, it's your blessing accumulated from your previous lifetime!”
”Yeahyeahyeah”
Hu
But, Xiao' Hua's feelings seemed to have turned way much better, so I'll then seize upon this chance, to tell her some of those stories that I have 'heard onto'!
Just like that, I dragged Xiao' Hua and Ah' Liang into a cafeteria and ordered a pot of fruit tea, having the appearance of a storyteller as I readied myself to narrate stories to them
Such a storytelling session like this, it's been conducted numerous ti the storyteller, and they being the listeners The stories that I narrated were never ever repeated, and if they were being compiled, perhaps they could result in quite a few volu techniques had become even and even more adept
Even if I was being asked to conduct a solitary comedy skit in front of a live audience, I probably would be able to narrate out extremely vividly, hee~