Chapter 79 - Speed Racer (1/2)

Bad luck +1!

This attribute reward scared Meng Fan out of his skin.

This was undoubtedly a metaphysical property!

Previously, [Wealth Distribution Cherub] required a total transfer amount of 1,000,000 before he could receive +1 luck. From his experience with metaphysical attributes such as validation and ‘smile appeal’ these last few days, Meng Fan was way too clear as to how much this bad luck +1 really meant.

If he actually got it, it would be much more horrifying than +1 “luck”.

Looking closely at the achievement task, Meng Fan understood very well the troubles brought about by ‘taking everything you are offered without understanding what it is’. Bad luck for sure is one of the products.

If you want to be a good person and never refuse, then trouble and bad luck will find you at your door.

But he did not understand, the tall girl had only invited him to live at their inn. How could it trigger him to be ‘Open to All’. What’s even scarier was that somehow staying at an inn had been combined with fertility!

Did something have to happen between them if he was just staying at her inn?

System, how screwed up can you get? How twisted are your morals?!

When Mr. Lu Xun had spoken of “Seeing short sleeves, one will think of fair-skinned arms, you will think of the whole body and then thinking of their reproductivity. Then you will begin to think of sexual relations and then miscallaneous relations. Then you will think of illegitimate children.” This was directed at you, you stupid System!

During the [A Good Person] task, you couldn’t even figure out if the rejection was real or not, how can you be so diligent now? Can your imagination even comprehend this level?

Or do you have selective amnesia?

Did you hear “stay over tonight” and forget the words “at our inn” that came after?!

Or do you not f*cking know what an inn is?!

Does fertility +1 attract people?

This was obviously a property acquired by men and women all over the world. Fertility indicates the strength of their reproductive organs and their ability to bear offspring, including a series of physiological phenomena and many performance indicators!

But bad luck +1, This sounds like something everyone wants to avoid!

Reproductive powers could be enhanced through exercise and other medical means and external forces, but bad luck can’t be canceled by other means. Even if he wasn’t sure if luck +1 will offset the bad luck +1, who could trust metaphysics?

What happens if you increase your fertility and you hear a knock on your door when you are practicing. Even if you were licensed and it was a misunderstanding, it would still be terrifying, let alone non-licensed events that might appear!

If someone was unlucky enough, you could get water stuck in your teeth. Who knows what else could happen?

Even if there were no external disruptions, heh. Bad luck already had a metaphysical trigger. You could be counted as lucky if you pulled a muscle, but what if you accidentally snapped your instrument…?

Du Mu’s ‘Red Cliff’ was written well. If you hurt yourself and become infertile, you will basically become thrash. Picking it up, washing it, and identifying who it belonged to in all of the three kingdoms would be useless. Even if the east wind did not assist General Zhou Yu and allowed you to lock Da Qiao inside the Tong Que Terrace, it would not matter if minister Cao Cao cannot perform.

“I won’t stay at your inn tonight!”

Thinking of this, Meng Fan immediately rejected her proposal. It would be troublesome if the system mistook his hesitation as acceptance.

Meng Fan was intent on his refusal, taking extra care to articulate the words ‘no’. He was afraid the system wouldn’t hear him.

The task required him to “accept 3 invitations from three different same aged individuals of the opposite gender”. Simply put, he has to accept invitations to stay overnight from three different girls.

Aren’t there three girls in front of him right now? What if he agrees and the system charged him for three full turns? There wouldn’t even be room for him to recover!

The three girls in front of him were evidently not the same age as Meng Fan. They were probably one to three years older than him. If they unlocked the task, then it seems this ‘same age’ not only refers to people of the same age but similar ages as well. As for the limit for youngest to oldest, Meng Fan still was unsure.

It’s not clearly written!

What if the difference was three years, five or six?

A six-year difference shouldn’t count as same age people… right?

Regardless, it’s good to be careful.

Only two chances to screw up!

What a troll system!

“Uhm, I already booked a hotel room back there,” Meng Fan explained. “I’m going to head back tonight, tomorrow I have to keep running from where I stopped today.”

“We have a place for you to stay for free. Let Xiao Rou drive you back tomorrow.” The tall girl was not one to give up easily. “What, are you scared that we’ll do something to you?”