Chapter 132 (1/2)
Chapter 132 – What A King
People in the royal family were most untrustworthy People would rather believe the existence of the ghosts in the world than the words that came out of those royalty’ssmiled and said, “Fine With my presence, you will very likely feel restrained Fine I will leave after several drinks I don’t want to be the uninvited guest”
And then he sighed and said, “Brothers who have fought with me side by side in the battle are now distant to me… Oh What a shame…”
He pointed at so Lao-Wu, don’t hide behind others! You shared one tent with ht when you had loose bowels, you shi+tted your pants in front ofyou were disgraced in front of me Did you think you were any better before it… Now you actually stopped talking to me Maybe your bald head was even worse than your useless pxnis…”
Meng Lao-Wu was a big guy with a bald head There were some scars on his face He rubbed his head and hness, how could you say that… If you didn’t secretly make me take some cathartic, how could I shi+t my pants… And now you have seen how embarrassed I was…”
What he said i was laughing too He said, “And you… You, Han Lao-San, Song Lao-Qi, Bai Xiao-Jiu And you, you… You bastards We agreed to catch some fish, but when I jumped into the water naked, you ran aithht came When I just arrived at the barrack, you motherfxkers actually lit up all the torches and shouted You actually iving soet about that?”
He stared at therateful bastards!”
The king kept telling the old stories of them and the atmosphere from before returned a bit
Sohness, you can’t blame us on that one… You can’t just tell the story about you being naked It was in the desolate north There wasn’t even a female rabbit, yet you secretlyin the cold water for a whole night to get over it What we did to you was quite a kind respond already…”
The king laughed, “You lazy shaet me naked those years, yet now you are too scared to drink withhad made these men recall their deep memories They suddenly felt cozy about it They started to shout, “Come on then! Drink!”
In the old days, they would have probably said ‘do you have the guts to drink it up then’!
Yet now they truly didn’t dare to speak out this kind of words!
“Make it a bottle then! Screw the cups!” The king was heroic and he raised a big bottle, “I will eitheror hness” Meng Lao-Wu got over and said, “Just in case I think I have to check your bottle It could be a bottle of water We all know you You always play a schear ain We rehed loudly when
they heard hiether, “Good point! Good words! Go on! Check the bottle!”
Meng Lao-Wu checked the bottle and found that it was really a bottle of water He was shocked, “Well, your highness Soyou…”
The king rubbed his nose and was erace et this…”
“Punishment! Punishether
Behind the king, there was an old eunuch with a white face He was holding his belly laughing and gasping at the hness, it is so funny here What you said truly ot i who had been laughing together were now quiet They looked at the old eunuch for a while And then the king finally spoke, “You… Got impotent?”
The old eunuch wiped the tears on his eyes and said happily, “Yes… I felt like I got i spat out the liquor he had just drunk and laughed The generals all burst into laughter that seemed to shake the heavens
[A eunuch… actually said that he got impotent…
That was brilliant!
Does he still have that thing down there?]
Because of this joke, the e was so into these generals He shouted and laughed He started to rub his hands and rolled up his sleeves He kept drinking with one old friend after another
Ye Xiao sensitively noticed so rolled his sleeves, he tapped on the old eunuch’s shoulder casually
[It see that? Maybe it means… What is it?]
Ye Xiao felt respect
[This king is truly out ofon the eunuch’s shoulder, it , what the king did was favorable to Ye Xiao