Chapter 16 (2/2)
Ye Xiao sighed and held Zuo Wu-Ji’s shoulder, “Have you never considered cultivating, so you can become an immortal? Travel around the world and rule over all your enemies with an iron fist?”
Zuo Wu-Ji shook his head and said, “I am really not all that interested in those cultivators! No ht and slaughter to obtain a few profits An intellectual can devise strategies and preside the battle from thousands of e the lives of every resident in the world for the better!”
“That will be enough for me in my short life” Zuo Wu-Ji said
Ye Xiao was shocked During the conversation, he had found out that Zuo Wu-Ji had possessed a virtue – fortitude In fact, Zuo Wu-Ji had always shown this virtue, but no one had ever cared enough to notice
A man as born with a pair of disabled balls, was able to look straight at his own defects and bear with the endless es with an unabated dream! Ye Xiao didn’t think that he could do any better than Zuo Wu-Ji if he were to stand in his shoes – He ht even opt to suicide to obtain total freedos we can’t think of, but absolutely nothing we can’t deal with As long as you iine bravely, there is always a chance to realise it” Ye Xiao nodded and said gravely, “The pioneer and the unique, theand upon the others in the history – handso, incorruptible and honorable lord Zuo!”
Zuo Wu-Ji was about to get angry but stopped when he saw Ye Xiao’s serious face, then he asked doubtfully, “Are you actually serious right now?”
“I do have an idea to cure your disease” Ye Xiao spoke slowly
Even a man with fortitude would freak out He had to comfort Zuo Wu-Ji first, because due to Zuo Wu-Ji’s present ot to fully use the Male Recovery Dan
“What?! You?” Zuo Wu-Ji’s eyes lit up and his breath beca played
“I can cure you, really” Ye Xiao said seriously, “Well… I aht at this moment Your disease is beyond ordinary treatments The special treatment that is required to restore your manhood takes time to prepare Zuo Wu-Ji, if you trust me, wait for one year! In no more than one year, I promise you, I can man you up!”
Zuo Wu-Ji looked at him with a serious expression plastered on his face, until he eventually s for eighteen years Why don’t I way for another year?”
Lan Lang-Lang giggled, “Eighteen years… Good for you So you have been thinking about girls since you were born? Ad
“Er Lang [1], how about you?” Zuo Wu-Ji felt relieved, because he had finally been able to talk about the sorrow that had been hidden deep within his heart forLan Lang-Lang by his nickna in this world
“Zuo Wu-Ji!” Lan Lang-Lang nearly exploded, “I a! You can call , but there is absolutely no ‘Er’! I hate ‘Er’!”
“Lang~~~” Ye Xiao and Zuo Wu-Ji burst out laughing and nearly fell off their seats
“Co! Spit it out! What do you want to do?” Zuo Wu-Ji had decided to call hi rubbed his head He didn’t like the way this single word, Lang, sounded when it was pronounced with a low voice He was, however, the one who had suggested it, so he had to bear with it
He then surprised the other two by declaring, “I have ten wishes”
“Nu rubbed his head
Puff! Ye Xiao spit out the wine and Zuo Wu-Ji couldn’t stop laughing
“Nuer restrain me in any way, so I can finally be free to do as I please” Lan Lang-Lang ignored the laughter fro his whishes, “Number 3, I want to be so rich that even multiple warehouses become insufficient to store all overn either martial arts or literature Number 5, I want to have a beautiful wife I don’t need three or four wives; a single thoughtful and beautiful one is enough Number 6,once they have reached the threshold of 100 years of age Nu didn’t stop and listed out all his wishes He had actually not been joking when he had said that he had 10 wishes The last as, “… Number 10, ill be best friends forever Like, even e are eighty years old, ill still fool around together Then e eventually turn a 100 years old, ill finish our last dinner together before peacefully closing our eyes one last tiue and then said wishfully, “Such a great future I feel delighted just thinking about it…”
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wu-Ji were speechless
Although they knew that Lan Lang-Lang was cherishi+ng their brotherhood, the words that had come out from his mouth were a little bit over the top for the our eyes one last tiether’, you fool?!”
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[1] Er: The pronunciation of the Chinese character “二” It means the number two and double, it also means stupid