Chapter 59 (2/2)
It really does seem like they have more than two arms.
I could help by using my fireball, but unlike that time with the insect, I’m actually able to think things through now. If I were to use a fireball in this dense forest, I’d almost certainly start a large-scale forest fire. That’s probably why the enemy has decided to use these icicles.
“I see. You two are quite impressive!”
The voice of one of the attackers could be heard coming from the trees.
The voice reminded me of a young girl in her teens.
“Who are you!?”
Mercedes-chan roared as she continued to hold her sword at the ready. The Dark Elf was holding a similar position as she frantically scanned the tree line. Both of them look so cool. Something about their bombshell bodies combined with this serious atmosphere is just amazing.
If Esther-chan was here, it wouldn’t be the same.
“O~hohoho! Who am I? What a vulgar mouth you have!”
In response to Mercedes-chan’s question, the attacker responded with a fierce ‘hohoho’ laugh.
Just after she finished speaking, the unknown attacker slowly emerged from the treeline.
“If I had to say it, I suppose you could call me the general of the enemy army. Now then, witness my beautiful figure.”
I tried to picture who the owner of such a young voice and shrill laugh could be, and I wasn’t too far off. It was a young blonde woman with a twin drill hairstyle. She was strangely wearing an elegant dress in the middle of the forest. It was bright red and sparkling. She was also wearing high heels. That’simpressive.
“general?”
Her behaviour doesn’t match her supposed position.
“Of course, it is I, the great Baroness of the Pussy Republic, Doris of Ahern. This time our powerful army shall invade the Penny Empire and remove any trace of Tricklis from existence!”
This person is exhausting.
The most distinctive feature of her is her ridiculous hair.
Twin perfectly shaped drills that go all the way down to her waist. The drills were masterfully crafted. The way the edges remained perfectly in line, how they gently swayed with every move she made.
There’s no doubt about it. This is the work of a professional.
“A general fighting on the frontlines? Pussy must really be desperate.”
The Dark Elf responded to this crazy woman for all of us.
“O~hohohoho, such simplistic thinking has always been the shortcomings of you Elves. You need to think about things in more ways than one. The battle this time will be one-sided now that I’ve entered the fray!”
“what?”
“This is the most efficient way for us to win! Your ignorance astounds me!”
“Wha.”
Her age doesn’t appear to be far off from Ester-chan. I’d guess she’s anywhere from her early to mid-teens. However, her body is completely different. The way she talks is very lively, but her chest could be considered even livelier. They’re so springy and bouncy.
Ester-chan’s washboard chest that I had grown so accustomed to can’t even be compared to these. I’d say her chest could even rival that of Ester-chan’s servant, Rebecca-san.
On top of that, she looks even shorter than Ester-chan. Her height is probably around 130 centimetres. She’s without a doubt a loli. Even better, the dress she’s wearing is really accentuating her massive chest. It’s the best.
The legendary big-breasted loli.
Seriously.
And she isn’t even chubby.
Rather, her belly is flat and a little muscular. And when I compare her waist to Ester-chan’s, she might even be smaller. Her massive chest and her thin waist What should I do, Edita Sensei?
There’s always been a golden rule when it comes to lolis. Yet, this girl has managed to break every stereotype of her loli sisters. What’s with this incredible imbalance? This blonde big-breasted miracle.
Her body coupled with her incredible drills and ridiculous way of speaking, isn’t this girl perfect?
I’d be happy giving my life to be reverse raped by this girl.
“You’ll soon regret ever taking up arms against the great Pussy Republic.”
“what’s that supposed to mean?”
“O~hohohoho, it’s pointless for you common soldiers to try to understand.”
By the way, there’s a spider hanging from the drill on the right side of her head.
Her drills are swaying around violently. I wonder if it will be okay.
“Geros, take care of these peasants!”
Drill-chan barked out her orders.
Speaking of this person called ‘Geros’, I’m guessing she’s referring to the man standing by her side. He’s a rather tall man that could be described as the complete opposite of me. He looks like he’s in his early twenties. Something about his pale skin made him seem rather feeble.
Drill-chan is too cute. She’s the complete package.
“Right away, ojou-sama.”
“It’ll be boring if you kill them quickly. Play around with them a little bit.”
“As you wish.”
In response to her words, he removed his headgear.
What’s he going to do?
Growing from his head, was a set of horns that reminded me of a ram’s. These horns coupled with his long black hair gave him a relatively cool image.
If I look closer at his face, he’s actually quite handsome.
Recently, I’ve been encountering a lot of these ikemen. They’re the types of ikemen that could put the standard anime MC to shame. I’m sure for most women, these guys are their ideal type. I’m jealous of them.
I’d like to be able to look good with long hair like this guy.
“Wha”
The Dark Elf looked astonished as she looked at this man’s dazzling face.
What’s with that feminine response?
“Even if you’re terrified, it’s too late to beg for your life.”
“Ku.”
I wonder.
Is she reluctant to fight her ideal type?
This Dark Elf bitch has surprisingly simple tastes.
I need to snap her out of it.
“what’s wrong with you?”
“Something’s wrong with you if you aren’t scared!”
She really is nervous.
Is this horned guy really that dangerous? I encountered several people in town with animal attributes. But I’ve seen more dangerous looking people than him. People with wings growing from their backs, or gills on their necks.
For a medieval fantasy setting like this, these types of races are common.
However, the enemy isn’t just restricted to the horned man. Ten or so soldiers appeared at once and swiftly surrounded us. If I compare them to those we fought on the battlefield, these guys all look better equipped.
If what this girl said is true, these soldiers are the elites among their ranks.
“You, why are you fighting for that woman? Impossible, is she your daughter?”
“Ojou-sama is a full-blooded human.”
“Then, why!?”
“I’m nothing more than her faithful servant. It’s my pleasure to serve ojou-sama.”
“do you actually believe in those absurd words?”
“I more than believe in them, I live by them.”
“Ku.”
The talk between the Dark Elf and the horned man ended.
As a third party in this conversation, I have no clue what that was about. There was clearly some kind of meaning to their exchange, but I don’t know enough about this world to fully understand it.